Yonge & Wellesley - if at first you don't succeed...

[outerpeace]

Maybe it's holiday anxiety, but I couldn't face going home last night without some satisfaction, and I paid for it. Twice.

I don't frequent the Yonge & Wellesley area because the places look pretty dismal on the outside. But in my desperation I ducked into Tranquility Spa at 574 Yonge. Unfortunately a client got there seconds before me and the rather cute Russian attendant asked if I could come back later. My time is always so tight that I figured I was done for the night. Back on the street I realized I was surrounded by at least four second-story spas and thought, what the hell. I tried the one at 580 Yonge, but my first impression of the sad, worn out attendant was such a downer that I wanted to forsake women and join a monastery. I pretended to get an emergency call from work and got the hell out of there. I could tell neither of us believed me.

On the way to my car I passed U Spa at 568 Yonge and rang the bell against my will. An Asian lady with a pleasant face and decent figure answered. I'll call her Cherry because I could not understand her name even after she told me three times. I try not to be racist, but I am acutely aware of my shitty biases. Like, when I was a young man, before the internet was invented for the sole purpose of putting porn on my phone, I only felt comfortable buying dirty magazines from Asians. Because they were so...other. Think about that. I didn't care what they thought about me. And yes, that is indefensibly, appallingly racist. And you know what? I'm nearly 50 now, and I still don't give a shit whether an Asian thinks I'm a pervert. I'm not happy about it, but at least it gives me some insight into how one group of people can commit atrocities against another group. I think we can all agree that a nude hand job isn't an atrocity. But this one was close.

Cherry called me honey 30 or 40 times, trying to raise the tip each time. Nude? Honey...$40....BJ? Honey...$80. Then she suggested other things over a hundred. Things I couldn't tell if I wanted because of the language barrier. All the while shaking her head and pursing her lips as if to say she'd like to help me out, but only after she was sure I'd completely run out of cash.

Have you ever seen an angry senior citizen with terrible arthritis trying to use a pair of plastic salad tongs to polish a beanbag? Neither have I, but that is exactly what it felt like she was doing to me while we were endlessly negotiating.

Finally I said, I'm sorry, but I'm not enjoying any of this, and left. Cherry seemed surprised.

Don't get me wrong - I've had some great Asian attendants in the past, mostly at Blu Spa on Yorkville, which recently closed. But this was this saddest hand job in the history of Canada.

Defeated, I hit the street. Now I'm so frustrated I'm afraid to go home. Can I even drive in this condition? I don't know. I go back to 574 Yonge.

The cute attendant is free now, she just needs to scrape the previous client off her. Yay!

In a thick Russian accent she tells me her name is Jane. OK.

Jane is a pleasure to talk to, with a nice sense of humor. No one would mistake her for a model but I really like her body, and her breasts are really fantastic: large, natural, big aureolae. She is very kind and dutiful with her hands, and after the flip the way she manipulated my favourite part was best described as respectful. You know what I mean? Her attitude seemed to be, ok, I've got a job to do here, the customer must be satisfied, so I'm going to pay attention to what I'm doing and do my best to get it right. Solid work ethic. I loved it. It was an incredible turn on for this tired working stiff. 40 + 60 tip.

Thank you Jane. I walked in all fucked up with anger and frustration, and you sent me back into the world a better man.

Except for my thing about Asians.

 

[outerpeace]

Hey, what are you, some kind of shill?
Get out of here and leave these forums to the honest hardworking massagees of the GTA, ok ass-hat?

No one believes your damned lies about what goes on in our perfect city!

Next you'll be telling me there was complimentary tea and dim sum.

(Just saving some miserable dick the trouble of calling me a liar. But he'll probably do it anyway).

 

[Unregistered]

Maybe it's holiday anxiety, but I couldn't face going home last night without some satisfaction, and I paid for it. Twice.

I don't frequent the Yonge & Wellesley area because the places look pretty dismal on the outside. But in my desperation I ducked into Tranquility Spa at 574 Yonge. Unfortunately a client got there seconds before me and the rather cute Russian attendant asked if I could come back later. My time is always so tight that I figured I was done for the night. Back on the street I realized I was surrounded by at least four second-story spas and thought, what the hell. I tried the one at 580 Yonge, but my first impression of the sad, worn out attendant was such a downer that I wanted to forsake women and join a monastery. I pretended to get an emergency call from work and got the hell out of there. I could tell neither of us believed me.

On the way to my car I passed U Spa at 568 Yonge and rang the bell against my will. An Asian lady with a pleasant face and decent figure answered. I'll call her Cherry because I could not understand her name even after she told me three times. I try not to be racist, but I am acutely aware of my shitty biases. Like, when I was a young man, before the internet was invented for the sole purpose of putting porn on my phone, I only felt comfortable buying dirty magazines from Asians. Because they were so...other. Think about that. I didn't care what they thought about me. And yes, that is indefensibly, appallingly racist. And you know what? I'm nearly 50 now, and I still don't give a shit whether an Asian thinks I'm a pervert. I'm not happy about it, but at least it gives me some insight into how one group of people can commit atrocities against another group. I think we can all agree that a nude hand job isn't an atrocity. But this one was close.

Cherry called me honey 30 or 40 times, trying to raise the tip each time. Nude? Honey...$40....BJ? Honey...$80. Then she suggested other things over a hundred. Things I couldn't tell if I wanted because of the language barrier. All the while shaking her head and pursing her lips as if to say she'd like to help me out, but only after she was sure I'd completely run out of cash.

Have you ever seen an angry senior citizen with terrible arthritis trying to use a pair of plastic salad tongs to polish a beanbag? Neither have I, but that is exactly what it felt like she was doing to me while we were endlessly negotiating.

Finally I said, I'm sorry, but I'm not enjoying any of this, and left. Cherry seemed surprised.

Don't get me wrong - I've had some great Asian attendants in the past, mostly at Blu Spa on Yorkville, which recently closed. But this was this saddest hand job in the history of Canada.

Defeated, I hit the street. Now I'm so frustrated I'm afraid to go home. Can I even drive in this condition? I don't know. I go back to 574 Yonge.

The cute attendant is free now, she just needs to scrape the previous client off her. Yay!

In a thick Russian accent she tells me her name is Jane. OK.

Jane is a pleasure to talk to, with a nice sense of humor. No one would mistake her for a model but I really like her body, and her breasts are really fantastic: large, natural, big aureolae. She is very kind and dutiful with her hands, and after the flip the way she manipulated my favourite part was best described as respectful. You know what I mean? Her attitude seemed to be, ok, I've got a job to do here, the customer must be satisfied, so I'm going to pay attention to what I'm doing and do my best to get it right. Solid work ethic. I loved it. It was an incredible turn on for this tired working stiff. 40 + 60 tip.

Thank you Jane. I walked in all fucked up with anger and frustration, and you sent me back into the world a better man.

Except for my thing about Asians.

That's a long ass post..seems like you have so much time in your hand writing this kind of shit, , how much did they pay you? are you gonna write a sex novel next?

 

[Unregistered]

Hey, what are you, some kind of shill?
Get out of here and leave these forums to the honest hardworking massagees of the GTA, ok ass-hat?

No one believes your damned lies about what goes on in our perfect city!

Next you'll be telling me there was complimentary tea and dim sum.

(Just saving some miserable dick the trouble of calling me a liar. But he'll probably do it anyway).

Too defensive..sounds like you pretty much know yourself that you are a shill. Go on, raise your post numbers then write a shill review later

 

[Unregistered]

Great review, outerpeace. Love your trek downtown.

I would be careful revealing too much personal info about yourself as there is an asshole (which you are definately aware of) that remembers these things and will use them when shill bashing you. Best to ignore him like the rest of do.

More reviews please.

 

[ShillerKiller]

Nice review! Thanks for posting, but please go to a few more Asian spa's, I want to see your reviews!

 

[outerpeace]

Too defensive..sounds like you pretty much know yourself that you are a shill. Go on, raise your post numbers then write a shill review later

Ha, yeah I was expecting you to say that. Only took you six hours. Good for you.

 

[outerpeace]

Nice review! Thanks for posting, but please go to a few more Asian spa's, I want to see your reviews!

Thanks! Actually I have been to many many Asian spas, mainly because my life requires me to sneak around and I'm usually ducking into the nearest place, rather than going to where I really want to.

If I had the time to go whever I wanted, I'd probably always be at Enjoy Spa at 537 Danforth to see Natasha, or Boss Spa to see Claire, because it's always a pleasure.

I think the first parlour I ever went to was the original Jun Jun on Queen around Spadina. It's now closed, but they have a location at 374 College. I almost always get a good straight massage there and a decent hj from very pleasant attendants, although I prefer they keep their clothes on. I have a really fond memory of being the very first client of a young attractive woman there. The lady who ran the place was with us for most of the time coaching this giggling embarrassed girl on how to service me. Her awkwardness was a total turn on.

I have had a couple of really great appointments with Lisa at Warm Spa, 1904 Danforth. Very pretty Asian attendant with a nice figure and excellent massage technique, a great finisher. But so far she is the only attendent I like there out of the four I've seen. One encounter was pretty hilarious, with this very intellectual attendant with big geeky glasses. She claimed to be a university student majoring in sex studies (?). She went into this whole bizarre boring monologue about "alternative forms of arousal and the sublimation of the male urge to secrete" that went on for about 10 minutes and then without warning she peed on my face. That was a first for me, and I don't want a repeat.

I recently tried out Just4U Spa at 276 Danforth Ave, after seeing their add in the body rub section of NOW. That is one odd setup. It's a very nice spa for ladies up at street level, manicures and pedicures and all that. I walked in and stood at the reception desk. Ten women, customers and attendants both, all stared at me with expressions that said, oh, great, another guy who wants to be jerked off. And continued to stare at me, as if hoping I would just go away. Only now I was curious to see how all this would play out. So I leaned against the desk and gave them all a look that said, oh yeah, I totally want to come on one of you, so which one is it gonna be?

Eventually the most attractive woman in the room, and seemingly the one in charge walked over to me with an air of annoyance and asked if she could help me. I told her I'd like a massage. She said they were too busy and to come back in three hours when they would be finished with all the mani/pedi's. I said that was impossible, and that they shouldn't advertise that they do massage when obviously they don't. She thought about it then led me to a really nice room in the basement. I began to get the sense that they were just experimenting with offering "adult" massages to men to increase their revenue, and hadn't really worked out the nuts and bolts yet, because the massage room seemed to have been decorated to appeal to women. I was really starting to get a kick out of all this. The well dressed, attractive attendant was treating me like a possibly crazy unwelcome interloper. I started to feel like I'd walked into a bank in the middle of the business day and quietly demanded that the assistant branch manager give me a hand job or would destroy her life with blackmail. It's a good thing I had that fantasy going through my head because it's the only thing that made the session worthwhile. She gave me an annoyed massage with a barely happy ending, and she refused anything beyond that.

Just for fun I called them up the other day around lunch time and asked if I could come right over, and was told again that it would be better to come around 7:30, presumably when all their female clientele would be at home with their families.

As far as Asian spas go, it's been really hit and miss for me. I'll post about anything worthwhile as it comes up.

 

[bathorst]

The review of Just4U Spa at 276 Danforth Ave is pretty honest.
The Asian attendants are very young and sweet. 22-23 years old.

 

[Unregistered]

Thanks! Actually I have been to many many Asian spas, mainly because my life requires me to sneak around and I'm usually ducking into the nearest place, rather than going to where I really want to.

If I had the time to go whever I wanted, I'd probably always be at Enjoy Spa at 537 Danforth to see Natasha, or Boss Spa to see Claire, because it's always a pleasure.

I think the first parlour I ever went to was the original Jun Jun on Queen around Spadina. It's now closed, but they have a location at 374 College. I almost always get a good straight massage there and a decent hj from very pleasant attendants, although I prefer they keep their clothes on. I have a really fond memory of being the very first client of a young attractive woman there. The lady who ran the place was with us for most of the time coaching this giggling embarrassed girl on how to service me. Her awkwardness was a total turn on.

I have had a couple of really great appointments with Lisa at Warm Spa, 1904 Danforth. Very pretty Asian attendant with a nice figure and excellent massage technique, a great finisher. But so far she is the only attendent I like there out of the four I've seen. One encounter was pretty hilarious, with this very intellectual attendant with big geeky glasses. She claimed to be a university student majoring in sex studies (?). She went into this whole bizarre boring monologue about "alternative forms of arousal and the sublimation of the male urge to secrete" that went on for about 10 minutes and then without warning she peed on my face. That was a first for me, and I don't want a repeat.

I recently tried out Just4U Spa at 276 Danforth Ave, after seeing their add in the body rub section of NOW. That is one odd setup. It's a very nice spa for ladies up at street level, manicures and pedicures and all that. I walked in and stood at the reception desk. Ten women, customers and attendants both, all stared at me with expressions that said, oh, great, another guy who wants to be jerked off. And continued to stare at me, as if hoping I would just go away. Only now I was curious to see how all this would play out. So I leaned against the desk and gave them all a look that said, oh yeah, I totally want to come on one of you, so which one is it gonna be?

Eventually the most attractive woman in the room, and seemingly the one in charge walked over to me with an air of annoyance and asked if she could help me. I told her I'd like a massage. She said they were too busy and to come back in three hours when they would be finished with all the mani/pedi's. I said that was impossible, and that they shouldn't advertise that they do massage when obviously they don't. She thought about it then led me to a really nice room in the basement. I began to get the sense that they were just experimenting with offering "adult" massages to men to increase their revenue, and hadn't really worked out the nuts and bolts yet, because the massage room seemed to have been decorated to appeal to women. I was really starting to get a kick out of all this. The well dressed, attractive attendant was treating me like a possibly crazy unwelcome interloper. I started to feel like I'd walked into a bank in the middle of the business day and quietly demanded that the assistant branch manager give me a hand job or would destroy her life with blackmail. It's a good thing I had that fantasy going through my head because it's the only thing that made the session worthwhile. She gave me an annoyed massage with a barely happy ending, and she refused anything beyond that.

Just for fun I called them up the other day around lunch time and asked if I could come right over, and was told again that it would be better to come around 7:30, presumably when all their female clientele would be at home with their families.

As far as Asian spas go, it's been really hit and miss for me. I'll post about anything worthwhile as it comes up.

we want details of the girls..not your whole life story! faggot

 

[outerpeace]

Aw. You hurt my feelings.

 

[Unregistered]

An entertaining and amusing thread.

 

[alx887]

I don't understand the agression by some people, I read your posts, they were well written and gave some clear insight as to each one of your experiences. I'm new to all this and considering going for my first visit, before I do so however, I want to learn the do's and don'ts and I read stories so I know what to expect. Hope to see more of your reviews.

 

[ShillerKiller]

The review of Just4U Spa at 276 Danforth Ave is pretty honest.
The Asian attendants are very young and sweet. 22-23 years old.

Any suggestion for a hard massage?

 

[Unregistered]

Any suggestion for a hard massage?

Try Cherry at Withme Spa. Petite but curvy. She is great in hard massage. She has an extensive menu of extras as we'll.
Pls give us the feedback.

 

[outerpeace]

Most of the attendants at Jun Jun can give a serious hard massage.

 

[Unregistered]

Any suggestion for a hard massage?

Come to me..i'll give you a really hard massage..i'll even pull out your spine out of your skin then hammer your back with a jackhammer. If you want something, go look for it. Don't ask stupid questions.