Poll What to do if the SP's snatch reeks?

[berlin05]

I've had the misfortune of experiencing 2 stanky snatches in the past few weeks. WTF, don't they know it smells. I feel like dowsing myself in Lysol afterwards and burn all clothing. What would you do to get rid of the stench?

Should I tell them or would their feelings be hurt? It's not like I'll see them again no matter how nice they were. Not sure about letting the mamasan know either. Would you?

 

[estrol]

stop seeing girls with the stinker pinkers

pack up, leave and move on

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

I would politely tell them and avoid anything involving their lady parts. Smelly cooch could be a variety of things, bad hygiene or bacteria, either of which you’d want to avoid. Get a HJ and get the fuck outta dodge!

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Oh, that fish fish scent..lol
Idk but it seems to me women aren't as hygienic as men are in the spa game..Or am I just being sexist?

 

[gottahobby]

Never come across it in the agency sp world, or at the higher end rub & tugs.

The worst are older Asian born Asians, who are not as careful about vaginal hygiene as Canadian born Asians.

Probably why most of them think daty is gross.

That said, and trying not to be racist cuz I like the black ladies, some of them have a distinctive musky vaginal odour that I think is natural to their genetics, and has nothing to do with lack of hygiene, especially since it seems to be a similar scent every time I have come across it.

 

[gottahobby]

Oh, that fish fish scent..lol
Idk but it seems to me women aren't as hygienic as men are in the spa game..Or am I just being sexist?

I've heard lots of stories from sp's about guys who aren't careful about their hygiene.

I've even heard of some guys faking showers. When the sp demands they go back in for another shower, accompanies them, and checks the towel, they find it bone dry.

Are some guys afraid that a little soap and water will shrink their dicks?

 

[luvdafurburger]

Fortunately I have only run across this once. If I was finding this a lot, I would reconsider the calibre of woman I was with.

I take a shower EVERYTIME before my session and wouldn't go to a spa I couldn't. Even Chris Helmsworth would turn off a girl if he stank...and I sure as fuck ain't no Chris Helmsworth. Guys would get a lot further in this game bringing the bare minimum which is being squeaky clean before a session.

But as Gottahobby said some guys are gross and I feel for these ladies. I was at a spa a few weeks ago and out came this guy that looked absolutely disgusting. Personally I would be embarrassed to walk into a spa looking like a pig.

 

[Deleted member 101953]

I've heard lots of stories from sp's about guys who aren't careful about their hygiene.

I've even heard of some guys faking showers. When the sp demands they go back in for another shower, accompanies them, and checks the towel, they find it bone dry.

Are some guys afraid that a little soap and water will shrink their dicks?

Idk, maybe the guys are afraid they might come across a bodily fluid inside the shower..Worst is, if you need to use the toilet and she forgets to flush her waste..

 

[luvdafurburger]

Can you describe him? It would be a helpful lesson for everyone to know what not to do before going to a spa.

Dirty clothes like he was just in an eating contest and before that worked the day in construction. Dishevelled hair and looked like he needed a bath. Fortunately I didn't get a whiff.
Good Lord if someone has to actually be told not to be like that there is probably no hope.

 

[DennyRenny]

Can you describe him? It would be a helpful lesson for everyone to know what not to do before going to a spa.

Just be decent

 

[felixami]

Invite her into the shower as part of the session and wash her pussy for her.

 

[Derick]

Never had it happen at a spa but last month at wagg it did. After she took her panties off the smell was so bad. Didn’t finish the 2nd song but I just give her the money and left. Ps she still works there.

 

[berlin05]

Just my luck. In the past week, found what I thought were 2 semi-legit gems, above average massage, GFE, very high-mileage but during later in service time, bam...stanky snatch smell.
Feel like telling mamasan or indirectly through promoter cause I would like to repeat with them.
However, I don't think it'll make a difference as that smell never really goes away....

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

Invite her into the shower as part of the session and wash her pussy for her.

I tried buying one Lush soap and the BO got worse.

 

[Hornet]

Years ago, pre-Covid by a few years, I wanted to try some new girls. Well, new to me. I went to Premier and within a couple of days saw 2 well reviewed Latinas. One was an awesome session and the other had the worst smelling pussy ever. She wanted me to give her DATY but I could smell her 3 feet away. I was holding back from gagging it was so bad. I finished early so I could get out of there. The problem is, as time past and I couldn’t remember which one was which so didn’t go back to see either. But the one was so good I really should have rolled the dice as I was 60/40 sure who was who.

 

[Lalallala]

these stories scare me. i'm glad i have yet to encounter this in dating life or spa life.

 

[Hornet]

these stories scare me. i'm glad i have yet to encounter this in dating life or spa life.

The chance of running into a bad smelling pussy is likely only around 2%. No more than 5% I think

 

[imthedude]

If you've seen them a few times, Suggest a shower and give 'em a chance, could be a bad day and tactfully switch to other activities. First time you're seeing her or it's a repeat offense? Make an excuse and leave. Optionally, leave a politely worded complaint with the agency and/or a review in the right place, being mindful that it can be misread.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

They usually or should keep a jug of javex in the bathroom…

 

[berlin05]

Problem is, it's nearly impossible to bail.
You only smell it only after the MPA is in the room and the clothes come off.
Having them hop in the shower will only help a bit but why would you want to go near it having smelt it.

Short of douching them with Listerine, what can you do????