To all naughty girls out there!

[London lady!]

Use a washcloth with soap when you shower it gets more "dirt" off, and saves you a lot of embarrassment.

 

[punchinf4fun]

I think the inevitable will happen.
Guys will get offended and a heated us vs them battle will insue.

Unfortunately a lot of guys are under the impression that a lady should put up with our stinky asses and hairy backs given the fact that we are paying for their services.

 

[bradfordlloyd]

Originally posted by Fred Zed
Hmmm. I have to think about this.

Preferrably while lying on a massage table and being pampered at my favourite Spa.

...and I would love to hear about the outcome of this session from Fred, i.e. what decision has been reached, and from an attendant, i.e. what it was like to massage legendary Fred Zed.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Originally posted by TheFan


There's a very good thread in the lounge dealing with SP's providing "reviews" - I suggest that Alanis, Jenna, et al read it.

Hello back to you, TheFan,
in case you haven't noticed, I have already visited the above thread.

...and to quickly comment on your suggestions...

Originally, I proposed that more MPAs be involved in creating our discussion here on massageplanet.net. I did not necessarily asked for a separate site, although some belived it was a cool idea. As you read my debut post, it inteded to challange the validity and truthfulness of the reviews we encounter here. My original post does not explicitly create 'us vs. them' mentality, but it could be inferred so, only because I am on the other side of the fence. My tone is far from being caustic or accusatory (no names), but rather ironic and playful.

As to credibility of veterans of massageplanet.net. Now I need to disagree. The system is not foolproof. Yes, there are honest long standing members, but this criterion can not be used exclusively as a reliable measure of truthfullness.

This brings us again to my initial intent. My belief is that by contributing our own experiences to the board, members' posts will be placed in a larger context, bigger picture. Look how many readers are already surprised with the revelations we disclosed to them ?

It is all in a good faith, to improve YOURS and OURS experiences! C'mon, no need to panic!

P.S.
Sheik, I did follow 'handle revealing' controversy here...and because of certain 'misunderstandings and alleged buddy promotional tactics', I had to mention that the respect principle was not a direct reference to you, but simply endoresment of its content.

 

[LEAH.]

I always shower before a session, even if I showered that morning. I do it to be clean, and out of respect for the Mp. Reading about...literlly...some of the crappy times you have. Yuck!I have heard some bad stories about grabbing, dirty finger nails, not understanding the word "no", expected services...etc. I understand if I arrive late in the day, and my Mp is not in the best of moods.
Now I understand why Mps are always glad to see me. I am not perfect, just clean and polite.

 

[Bryan Greener]

I didn't mean for them to have a private board. I mean a seperate section where they discuss us. By the way Sheik, you sound like an exact copy of me. Never push them to do anything they don't want to cause they won't anyways and what good is it if they don't enjoy it and only you do.

 

[cfc9elc]

How do you guys take to submissive clients?
For the longest time this guy would come around and make me spit in his face. I had to beat him with his belt until he was welted. You would think this sort of thing would become easier with time but it didnt for me i had to ask him to stop seeing me because i would almost want to cry everytime i saw him , thinking he must have been abused as a child or something. I can handle most other things but that one was just too much. I knew another girl he started seeing at another MP but he no longer comes around. I often wonder if he's ok.

MPA

 

[Beth]

The more the merrier is my opinion. I think increased dialogue between the ladies and customers, especially if anonymous, would be great. Sure there will be the occasional immature post on both sides - but that's life. It's not like we haven't had to live with it up to now. And think of the possibilities! Writing forces you to reflect on what you're communicating more than you would in a face to face situation. Both the ladies and customers could learn a lot here.

 

[Eugen D]

TheFan,

the beauty of the board is that, we can be here anonymous. There is absolutely no need to mention names, anatomical or other details that would help in identification of a member...Since I believe in a fair play (no wonder, this prompted me to talk here), if a client wishes, he might be reviewed; if not, no biggie.

The way the system could work, is not by reviewing the clients' postings on the spot by the attendant in question (which is silly and unfeasible), but by raising their awareness on the board as to desirable and undesirable behaviours.

Oh, yes, it's never enough to remind everyone that courtesy and polite language are a must!

 

[Noe diaz- weaver]

And oh, I almost forgot. Whats with that formation of yellow stuff that forms along the crease of your thumb and index finger? It rarely happens, but I have been told by others that this is not your average pre-c*m, but more likely some discharge. An indication that not all is well down there. "Oh baby, I just love to watch you do it to yourself, it turns me on so bad" Yeah right. As I am at the counter giving my hand an overdose of 99% pure alcohol.

MPA

 

[Willow]

Attention Fan

I have to disagree with what you have said. You see, many of us have defended Jenna, because those who knew her, knew her. I have seen Jenna long before she was Jenna. As a matter of fact, I saw her at the beginning of her days. She deserved a fair defence. Come on, with things like, "the floor was wet, smoke breath mentioned 19X, wouldnt you be suspisious???
Now onto it not being fair, not one girl here is mentioning any names. I doubt that is their intention. Unless, it was a good review. I doubt they would be stupid enough to do so. That would in turn not be good for business.
Does ths fan have something to worry about?

I personally pm'd Jenna this am, and gave her an applause.
Her response, she had many.

One thing I have learned. My next visit with Jenna, Ill be bringing my brillo pad. LOL


PS. In no way are these comments in any way disrespect to you, Fan. Just my opinion , is all


15-Love

 

[Angeline L]

Me!

 

[basement dweller]

Whoaaa....if I may quote mr. jar jar : "That's just plain stinkowitz!"

Luckily for me (and the ladies) I never have the bungball problem because when I'm in the shower, I make like a tired flamingo and do the ole 1-hop as I rub-a-dub-dub my whuuuuzzzzzzzuuuuuub!!! Fresh as a daisy.....Mmmm mmm good!


"Here cum the hotsteppa....murderaaa.....i like it like daaaat.....nanananananananananananananaaaa...."

 

[Millie]

Sheik;

Now I'm feeling a little ill, LMAO, ......thanks for your clarification a few posts back.

Jazzman.

 

[Angeltress]

My apologies to you The Fan.Only skimmed thru it,my fault.But still think it would be great to hear "all" the lasses points.When i hear unfavourable reviews from well known members,i take the advice.Save a few bucks too.No different here-this will only benefit the service we get.Clean and polite(unpushy) .
again i apologize Fan.

Still I will be brigin the ol' brillo pad.

15-Love

 

[Dan L]

Great thread - was it Alanis who started it (it was a lot of posts ago). Incredible energy and enthusiasm already put into it.

Unfortunately, it further decreases my innate desire to objectify the experience, but we can't have it all...

Just kidding! Really!

Mixed feelings about hearing of the apparently ubiquitous shit-balls... laughter and disgust, some respect for the professionalism that it must demand... and a renewed interest in keeping my own backdoor clean...

Fred - thanks for letting it continue!

 

[Dr. Evil]

Fair is fair.
I have nothing to hide.Let it happen as I am sure there are funny stories to hear.It should happen in every section and available for all to read.It may even provide better service with less attitude for those who are respectable and treat these ladies with the utmost respect.

 

[kicker]

Thought I already did....oh wait, that's another tired flamingo I was thinking about.

 

[divineintervener]

In reading all of the threads, I find that every poster, so far, is a clean, caring individual.
Problem is, those that should be reading this, are not. Now, how does one fix that.
Good idea about the MPA not leaving the room, and helping to scrub a back.
Question..after I finish my shower, and lay on the table, why do I have to wait so long for my attentant to return? While waiting for a pretty attendant, seconds seem like hours. Why did she leave in the first place?

 

[Starkissed]

I don't know how you ladies do it. Reading this thread had me just shaking my head.
I too am of the theory that treating the lady with respect and coming in squeaky clean is a good start. Interpersonal services of this nature demand that the client understand that he has to be part of the process. It is like sex with your lady, if you make her feel great, she will reciprocate. Although there is no sex per se involved here, an erotic massage is something that works a lot better if the guy helps the MPA break down the barrier in her mind, especially if it is a first visit. I have always gotten the feeling any woman you make the effort to feel comfortable by putting her at ease and talking to her as a woman first will be that much more comfortable. I don't know why guys cant figure this out. I do know this board seems to have more than a few guys who get this so it isn't US who are the problem. You ladies must see some real winners, and I guess it is with them you earn your cash more so than dealing with such pussycat's as us massageplanet.net guys...lol
Great idea th o having the ladies in their own "room" on here. I will be a reader for sure...Alanis..a top flight idea whose time has come.

now if I could go see an MP..maybe I would...never mind....