The do's and don't for getting the best out of the semi-legit massage

[OG_funguy]

I know it's cliche but try to make the girl laugh to lighten the mood...for example, if you don't know Mandarin, maybe learn a few funny words or something.

Also, many semi girls need "direction", otherwise, they will just do their thing...it's okay to be a little assertive but just respect their boundaries. Also, with most semi girls, don't expect too much on the first visit. There's usually quite a jump in service between the first visit vs the 2nd or 3rd visit...

 

[Dotanuki]

Cultural appropriation at its finest. Where'd you learn your Ebonics? You it is clear you're part of the melanin deficient.

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[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious

• Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
• Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your wale shaped body looks like, all at the same time.
• Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
• Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
• Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
• In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
• Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
• Shave, please! No girl enjoys the feeling of her thighs being sanded down like the rear quarters on a refurbished Dodge Caravan.
• During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
• I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.

Anyway, that's my approach. Seems to work out ok.

Will any of these tips lead to bbfs or bbbj.

 

[Crushing-It]

I know it's cliche but try to make the girl laugh to lighten the mood...for example, if you don't know Mandarin, maybe learn a few funny words or something.

Also, many semi girls need "direction", otherwise, they will just do their thing...it's okay to be a little assertive but just respect their boundaries. Also, with most semi girls, don't expect too much on the first visit. There's usually quite a jump in service between the first visit vs the 2nd or 3rd visit...

Sometimes they go from “Im new to this and do not know what I am doing’” to high mileage whore on 2nd visit ! It can be head spinning.

 

[Crushing-It]

Good that makes me just as FAKE as all these bitches yo,thx for the compliment

Cool. That’s the vibe you were going for? Mission accomplished. LOL

 

[KasperW]

Nothing to disagree with.
Additionally

1) First time at a spot. Maybe pay up front and surprise them. Let them know you're a stand up guy
2) DON'T BE CHEAP. Too many go for discount price for premium service. That's dumb and they do talk about it.
3). Use slow simple English unless it is clear that they're fluent. And don't sound condescending. They can pick that stuff up.

Those tips work at FS spots too. Play smart, play safe.

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Newbie question, what are the expected tip for specific service? I don’t want FS, and don’t want o pay FS tip. Lol

 

[TTTab]

How do you pick the right spa?

 

[Pay2Play]

How do you pick the right spa?

You can either put in time and effort as an individual or you can be spoon fed. Often the spoon feeders are not the ones that you think they are. Choose your path wisely.

 

[not impressed]

You can either put in time and effort as an individual or you can be spoon fed. Often the spoon feeders are not the ones that you think they are. Choose your path wisely.

Maturity becomes you

 

[KasperW]

Just my two cents. I just started the hobby and enjoyed this line of discussion. Just like the rest of social media it’s also filled with trash accounts who live to trash on everything

 

[xtc27]

How do you pick the right spa?

Do scouting trips 2 conveniently located spas… just run inside & take a peak … make sure u do NOT have enuf cash so sudden horniness doesnt turn it into a visit…

Once yer @ home, its allot easier 2 figure out which spa 2c… in my case, spas w pretty Asian girls, esp spinners & tall slim gals… … & I avoid ones w older chubby Asian gals or EE places…

Theres also a sweet spot distance-wise… 2 close 2 home, friends, neighbours & family may catch sight of u… …. 2 far & u waste 2 much time travelling… one spa I wanted 2 visit, pretty far f/ home base but across street f/ my friend’s store… so had 2 avoid… I guess if I lived in a small town & theres just one AMP, gonna hafta figure out another way 2 sneak in, but in GTA, we can definitely find ideal locations.

I think EBC* = so popular 4 that reason… near 2 hiway & GTA, most guys can sneak over there pretty quick, not b seen by friends , family & coworkers, then make our escape… lots of gd bike lanes 4 cyclists & gr8 public transit …

U also gotta decide what services u want… check out reviews… if u want fs, limit yer searches 2 those spas… reviews = very helpful, but veteran hobbyists can tell whats on offer by the lighting & attire…

• lingerie or classic red light district street corner, or very revealing clothing = fs
• health worker clinic uniform, a bit sexy = semilegit, max hj only
• above uniform but not sexy @ all = legit massage place, prolly no xxxtras… funny thing, my legit place where one gal does xxxtras has a few xxxtra buttons undone …always I wonder if the older girl there does xxxtras 2… all her buttons done up, but her clients have trouble making eye contact, so the jury = out.
• school girl or cheerleader uniform, lil black dress , ripped cutoffs & tshirt = semi-holistic body slide place.

* East Beaver Creek in Richmond Hill.