Thai Jessica at Chermside - review

[Stoic]

OK, so I've been a little slack over Christmas and so I didn't have sex in three months and so I didn't even turn my computer on for three weeks in the middle there... but yeah, I still am well behind with reviews of WLs who really truly deserve to be reviewed.

And of course I cannot cannot cannot get onto the review template Reviewom my computer, and tried Reviewom FOUR different computers at uni... but arseholes keep sitting down right next to me in otherwise empty computer barns and stare at me like "Come on, I DARE you to go to that site!" which is kinda offputting.

So I am just going to try slamming out a few this morning onto the discussion board and hopefully in the case of WLs who advertise here Nikki - she of wonderful body and "brians" (lol!) who will be giving the NT its best surprise in decades very soon, the lucky bastards - can do her cut and paste stuff. Or maybe the newbie Reviewom NZ. Or maybe Daisy. Whatever.

Anyway... today I woke up, realised that I missed seeing Tahlia (damn it) before she left so had money to burn in my wallet... decided I was in a Nicole Kidman kind of mood... hmm, sounds like a blues song...

Well, I woke up this mornin' (whawaawa-wawa harmonica sound)
Got those Nicole Kidman blues (whawaawa-wawa!)
Wanted somethin' slightly artifical (whawaawa-wawa!)
But nothin' too loose

Sorry, not sure what came over me then.

By which I mean, I sometimes sound like I'm dissing Nicole Kidman when I say her acting is really artifical - when in fact it's a compliment. I far prefer her archness in Moulin Rouge or To Die For than her trying to be naturalistic in Cold Mountain. It's not necessarily the taste I have all the time, but when I do have that taste, that's what I want.

Following up Reviewom a mention on AE, I called Jessica, a Thai lady working at Chermside (0421 253 547). 100 half, 150 hour. Not pricing that usually suggests a tedner loving GFE - but that wasn't what I was looking for. When she threw four or five 'darling's into our phone conversation, I knew I had found the WL for my mood today.

(see how I'm tieing it all together now? It's not just random blather sometimes...)

Anyway, I got to her room and met her. Very short - quite a bit under five foot - petite body (size 6). Probably half a decade over her stated age of 21, but pretty, in a kinda toothy way (big smiles). Paid and stripped. Damn good little body on her - big fake boobs somehwere between a C and D, looked a lot out of place on her tiny Reviewame, but again, the resemblance to a Barbie doll worked for me today. And her arse - oh baby. An odd tan line (different shades of gold, really), showing that Jessica wears a rather generous bikini top when at the beach. But tight? Like a drum!

I sat on the bed and she stepped towards me, naked, then pulled my legs apart and got on her knees. On went the condom - no foreplay, this morning I didn't mind, I wanted to get into it right away - and down she went. Mmm - this woman knows how to give good head. That it isn't just sucking hard or bobbing up and down for several minutes. That it involves using mouth, lips, cheeks and tongue, using them in different ways to make my cock feel great. That an occasional smile and grin and eye contact when she's giving head makes you feel that she's enjoying making you feel good.

She got up, turned around, and sat on me, as I still sat on the edge of the bed. I watched my cock disappear into her Reviewom between the cheeks of that great arse, and felt around her breasts Reviewom behind. She was giving a great vocal performance - full on and enthusiastic. mpter a few minutes I asked to switch, and she lay down. I looked at her trimmed but unshaven, very neat pussy and climbed on top, kissing those huge breasts as I went. A little nipple play on me, then grabbing my arse when I asked her to, and winding up to a big porno style finish. Nice!