Sweet asian rub....

[Renata]

Been following eforum.xxx for a couple of months, but have not posted much. For this first review, decided to TOFTT and try a new listing in the newspaper.

Connie advertises in the Vancouver Courier under the heading “Sweet Asian Rub” and works from her house near 49th and Oak. She appears be in her mid thirties, pretty face, slim but muscular, average knockers, with huge nips. Came from China about four years ago and is pretty fluent in English.

She claims to offer a straight massage at a red for an hour but says she would rather play and starts selling the extras: Four greens includes HJ and a brown includes CBJ. She seems fairly flexible with pricing, though, and quickly offers ten bucks off.

So far, so good. But “when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” Connie is manic and she uses the scattergun approach to customer service. In the course of an hour, she went through strip-tease, feather-light massage, rimming, Russian, singing, watermelon, bbs, Mongolian folk-dancing, ice cubes, body slides and simulated orgasms.

You might think that at least some of this would be arousing, but not so. It is just a performance, one nutty routine after another. All the while, she is chattering about sex and life in general. Finale was a surprisingly good CBJ, during which she actually stopped talking. As some time remained, she provided some nice shiatsu massage.

Connie says FS is available after she has known a guy for a couple of months. Question is, would anyone last that long? She is an entertaining novelty act, worth a visit for the sake of variety, but too speedy and not very relaxing. So, not planning on a repeat.

Looks, could be a six. Attitude, well, she is very upbeat and friendly, so maybe a seven. Service is hard to judge. Connie pulls out all the stops, but the whole is so much less than the sum of its parts. Five?

 

[Persephone]

good review and welcome aboard.Do you have a Phone number?

 

[snwflkdue1209]

Interesting review. She seems a bit whacked if you know what I mean. Mid-30s and still in the business eh?

 

[Kollin N]

Connie's number is 604-783-2068.

She's pretty whacky. Some guys might be able to direct the session better and their mileage could vary considerably with this SP.

 

[HairLossSolutions]

Mongolian folk dancing?

I'm laughing my ass off right now...

 

[lisaraeneal]

OK I saw this women today. Not at all attractive but just a asian women. Well she's really into rimming your bughole clean. Gave me a BBBJ and blew my load in her mouth and she swallowed with a smile. After that she tried to get me up for another round but the stimulation of getting it up was totally lost. She smells of a weird perfume like scent but I was totally turned off. As for my opinion, she's not my type kinda old for me late 30's I'm guessing. Kinda scared me sometimes when she's close on top of me , I'm thinking i better watch out she might slip my rod in her Bareback not my cup of tea

 

[Pearl]

Did she give you a demonstration in Mongolian Folk dancing?

 

[I<3myHorse!]

Virgin Dude, how much was the BBBJ and having her swallow it? Not many girls do that. I think she's still wacked, in a good way to the customer perhaps. Tempting.

 

[Mrs.Darcy]

Saw her tonite and i've gots to echo whats been said by HappyFace and Virgin Dude. I do have to give her some credit thou' she does try to please but it is in a creepy way...Offered me MSOG but declined. Prices are decent and people with a certain fetish that need to be fullfilled may want to consider her. She's pretty openminded when it comes to doing "new" things. Oh and yah, she's a real bunghole fan

Not a repeater in my books

 

[peacelove]

Hey Crazycanuck68, did you go there last night at about 10PM? I tried calling and making an appointment, but she told me her customer just showed up and that was 10PM. I ended up going to see Nikki at Universal.

 

[C0lOMBiiAN-BABee]

Yah that was me. I think i heard through the walls that she wanted u to come back in 1/2 hour or something like that. Blessing in disguise after all eh???

Fyi - if u'r thinking of going back, next time she's gonna her room mirrored...

 

[Nadi]

Contact number ?

 

[Sarah K]

Already posted.

 

[Lee]

HappyFace you give a very accurate description of the Connie experience and Crazycanuk68 is right when he says she does things in a "creepy way". Anyone who has been there will identify with this. An interesting experience perhaps but I do not imagine many will repeat. As for age I think myself mid to late forties is the range.

 

[G_Zidane]

Well I took a chance with Connie, and everyone who has seen her is correct!! She is a genuine nutbar!!
But she has got the biggest thickest nipples I have ever seen!!
I have been on a search for years for the mongo eye pokers, and she's got 'em. She is willing to do almost anything as well. I went for the dato on me (Whoa, I thought Jackie in New West was into this !) Connie shoves her whole face in yer ass and starts humming! I then got some bbbj ( She likes when you put your hand on the back of her head and ram you unit into her mouth). I finished with a North worthy facial which she rubbed everywhere on her head. She left the cum on her face the whole time I was getting dressed and even walked me to the door with it dripping from her eyelids and chin! I was I little worried she was going to try and kiss me goodbye! I got away clean....man, This chick is into pleasin'. Cost.......one brown took care of everthing

 

[Brendan H]

I saw Connie the other day and Wow,she is a trip!It was like "Keep your hands and feet inside the roller- coaster,hang on and enjoy the ride"I dont think there is any thing Connie does not do,she has a menu and then some But once a year with Connie is all I could handle,I am just not the Stud I used to be lol. The Player.

 

[in love with a Sweede]

this sounds pretty dope and possibly just the kind of chick that could unload a few rounds off the machine. weird wacky fun? something out of the ordinary is in order. now to find 5 green ones somewhere anyone care to donate? i will guarantee a very detailed review sure to get u guys to reply with ROFLMAO and actually mean it.

 

[DeborahGomez]

I must know $$$$$ what was the donation and what did you get for it...or didnt want but still got???? lolol

 

[Ruby.fuse]

I woke her up last week and she sounded cute on the phone. I got to her house before noon and went to the main floor of a 2 floor house. She said she rents out the downstairs and bought this house recently. I was a bit shocked at her looks (4/10) and almost walked out but she likes to talk and after about 10 minutes, I got used to her face. She is firm and slim (she's a swimmer). Nipples sticks out a quarter of an inch like your usual Asian.

The bed is only a double and I told her to get a queen size and she said OK and will even put mirrows (top to bottom) on 1 of the walls. I told her I wanted FS but she said only after I know you (I knew she was going to say that from the previous posts). I talked her into FS for $120 and she really knows alot about sex.

She brought out the ice cubes and gave me a rimming. Then she did everything said in the other posts like bbbj. Then she ask me to direct the session and I told her to get into a doggie position. She can really squeeze so I told her to relax her pussy so I could go in deeper! I said "bad girl, you are not letting me bang you hard on purposely". I think she prefers doing bbbj instead of FS. She relaxed and I slipped in all the way having a great time holding on to her love handle! She had a nice body (spinner) so I came pretty fast. I give her body a 8/10. I will give a 10/10 for service with a smile!

I don't think I will repeat because her skin is not that great and she's in her 30's and not cute at all!

 

[Marilyn]

And I never asked her for greek but she will do just about anything you ask her to do. She really knows a lot about sex.
She also likes to use her little vibrator and put a condom on it and plug it into your anus.
Her fantasy she said is to put on a strap-on and screw you with it!