Review Stratchona massage

[MrJoe]

Thanks for the review Joe! How busty was she? As big as others have said?

Yes. I was surprised when she walked in. I always downplay in my mind what people say by 20%, just so I’m not disappointed. They did not exaggerate. They looked good and felt good.

 

[dicktracy3003]

FUCK that sounds great, I need to head down there. Thanks man!

 

[luvsluvsmassage]

I actually feel like Linda is somewhat downplayed here, lol. Thats not a body you will find on most asian women. Those things are REAL and they are incredible. When she asks if you want a bodyslide TAKE IT. yeah the massage was not full of technique - but she was intuitive to feel the tension and knots and give it extra attention. But the body slide - omg. DM for deets of course. it was one of these -30 days when i went recently and the room was warm enough that i left the sheet off from the start and was fine. but we all run different temps i guess.

 

[sleeker]

I actually feel like Linda is somewhat downplayed here, lol. Thats not a body you will find on most asian women. Those things are REAL and they are incredible. When she asks if you want a bodyslide TAKE IT. yeah the massage was not full of technique - but she was intuitive to feel the tension and knots and give it extra attention. But the body slide - omg. DM for deets of course. it was one of these -30 days when i went recently and the room was warm enough that i left the sheet off from the start and was fine. but we all run different temps i guess.

I was just telling QSter this via DM. I think she's really improved. I find her massage actually decent now. I'd ask for the oil massage. I find her towel routine a little too long

 

[Sun&SandMan]

I was just telling QSter this via DM. I think she's really improved. I find her massage actually decent now. I'd ask for the oil massage. I find her towel routine a little too long

I have just mentioned that we don't need the towel thing and she immediately removed it and continued to work.

 

[kuwahara95]

Linda at Strathcona.
What are you guys paying total for a 1 hour massage and body slide with Linda?
Any place in the South that provides receipts that is worth checking out?

 

[Qster]

Linda is definitely one of the strongest in the city, been seeing her regularly for a while now. With the return of Miko and Joy (Amy? or whatever name she is using), Strathcona has a very strong line up; definitely the best in the city for high end extras among the semi-legits.

 

[Yegboy]

I may be going against the popular opinion on this one here. Saw Linda/Irene recently for first time.

While her body features are great, her face looked very "plastic" and too much of "make up" on the face.

I tried her service, it's good. However, will not repeat. Sorry, it's me not her .

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[Wishihadasoapy]

Re:While her body features are great, her face looked very "plastic" and too much of "make up" on the face.

Do agree with this - but this is why they dim the lights and just relax for the services.

 

[bih1995]

She is not cheap, and I can get the same service with better looking girls at some adult spa

 

[ryang239]

While I was in the area for work yesterday, I finally made time to visit Linda. To be fair, I might be a little biased since this was my first experience at a semi-legit place, but I feel like I’ve just discovered a whole new world of possibilities. The excitement of not entirely knowing what to expect at this place made the experience even better, and I couldn’t believe how quickly the hour flew by the time we were done.

Now, onto the review. Linda was incredibly friendly and welcoming, which was a pleasant surprise. As others have mentioned, her massage technique isn’t perfect, but she put in a real effort to focus on the areas where I had the most tension and knots, which I genuinely appreciated. On top of that, I personally found her very attractive, and her breasts do deserve a special mention. Her bodyslide had my knees weak by the time I walked out. That said, I did notice that her face was slightly plastic-looking, but even in the bright lighting as I was leaving, she didn’t seem to be wearing much makeup. Regardless, it's nothing unbearable, and I felt my time and money were well spent. She did not rush me out the door and I would be more than happy to return.

Thank you to all those who have reviewed her. I hope to explore more places and contribute more to this forum myself.

 

[a_yokel]

While I was in the area for work yesterday, I finally made time to visit Linda. To be fair, I might be a little biased since this was my first experience at a semi-legit place, but I feel like I’ve just discovered a whole new world of possibilities. The excitement of not entirely knowing what to expect at this place made the experience even better, and I couldn’t believe how quickly the hour flew by the time we were done.

Now, onto the review. Linda was incredibly friendly and welcoming, which was a pleasant surprise. As others have mentioned, her massage technique isn’t perfect, but she put in a real effort to focus on the areas where I had the most tension and knots, which I genuinely appreciated. On top of that, I personally found her very attractive, and her breasts do deserve a special mention. Her bodyslide had my knees weak by the time I walked out. That said, I did notice that her face was slightly plastic-looking, but even in the bright lighting as I was leaving, she didn’t seem to be wearing much makeup. Regardless, it's nothing unbearable, and I felt my time and money were well spent. She did not rush me out the door and I would be more than happy to return.

Thank you to all those who have reviewed her. I hope to explore more places and contribute more to this forum myself.

I said this ages ago that she looks like Frankenstein. Even her body looks somehow bolted together. To each their own though

 

[luvsluvsmassage]

I'm gonna guess that everyone commenting on her "plastic" face and bolt ons has been jerked off by an old auntie more than once and been catfished but stayed at least once. Funny. Why can't you appreciate a woman with a body like that who isn't an old auntie and doesn't look like the rest and also super willing to make your body feel awesome at a reasonable price? Splitting hairs over the thing we all hope for.

 

[sleeker]

I'm gonna guess that everyone commenting on her "plastic" face and bolt ons has been jerked off by an old auntie more than once and been catfished but stayed at least once. Funny. Why can't you appreciate a woman with a body like that who isn't an old auntie and doesn't look like the rest and also super willing to make your body feel awesome at a reasonable price? Splitting hairs over the thing we all hope for.

Yeah, exactly this. Obviously we can't be comparing her to micros but for a semi legit dominated by 98% aunties, I think she's attractive.

 

[dicktracy3003]

Question: How do her boobs feel? Are they hard or soft? That is the ultimate factor in a good bodyslide.

 

[heythereuqt]

Question: How do her boobs feel? Are they hard or soft? That is the ultimate factor in a good bodyslide.

They are surprisingly firm for their mass, yet supple!
I had the pleasure of my first visit with Linda last week and I enjoyed my time.
The massage was passable and the body slide was nice with those cannons out...
I agree her looks may not be for everyone but I found her attractive with a body rare for an Asian. She is from the north of China so I would suspect there is probably some other genes in the mix.
I will go again.
QT

 

[wugd2jsp]

Besides Cindy and Linda, does anyone else have looks / talent similar to these two? Change is always nice..

 

[Tkamiya17]

This place sucks at responding to texts.

 

[ryang239]

This place sucks at responding to texts.

Not entirely sure if they even have a way to respond to texts? My text from a while ago still hasn't been read or answered, but they picked up and booked me in as soon as I called last time.

 

[UserNameTaken]

Good morning! Called Strathscona massage last week to inquire as to who was available. The lady that answered the phone rattled off 3 names and Linda was one of them.
So, off I go to do a walk-in to meet the ladies. Had no appointment. About a 20 minute drive to get there which is not problem at all. But the shape of Edmonton roads are abysmal at best.
Once I arrived and enter, there is a male receptionist that greeted me. Pleasant guy and asked me how long I wanted to book? I replied an hour and said only if Linda available as I havn't been there before. He said no oroblem and had me remove my shoes and took me to room 8. Ha! He said Linda would be along in a few minutes and to get undressed and lay on table.
Got undressed but sat on table waiting. Started to second guess myself while waiting.
I havn't even met Linda and here I am. I hadn't paid anything and committed for a 1 hour massage without seeing her.
But the anticipation of seeing her and her big breasts had me excited. Didn't have to wait long. Heard footsteps coming down the hall and than a light tap tap tap on door...
In comes Linda with her breasts 3/4's out of her black zippered track suit. Says hi and comes right up to me while I'm sitting on the table and gives me a big hug pushing her breasts right into my face followed by a light kiss. Than she adds, a cutie. Mmmm, great start!
I was 35 minutes on my stomach for the massage. Not much chat, just a few mmmm's by me and her. I complimented her on the massage. I was starting to wonder if she was going to ask me to flip? But she definately has her routine. Finally she leaned into my ear and asked if I wanted BS? Sure, never had one before. Down go the lights and off comes the top and slacks. Body slide lasted 20 minutes or so till I exploded between her tits. Along with my dirty talking and praising her awesome tits, I could tell she was getting horny too. She loved the way I gave attention to her tits.
Are her breasts fake? Sure didn't look or feel like it at all. I don't think so. I would guess her age late 30's? It was a good massage and breast fun. Will repeat. If you want to know more feel free to PM. I easily could have missed a few details, plus this is getting long.