Skinny Whores...

[Laura W]

...with A 1 Finger Gap-

 

[ironside]

Registered SEX OFFENDER !

 

[loves2read]

remove all posts by Gay elvis, let him be striken from the record, to speak his name means death! So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

[Brenna]

Im not a "internet" actor.

I can't find any post by Assyrian . Did he even exist?

 

[Clare.]

I just think you are a frustrated "Internet" actor. last time it was the Assyrian Elvis gig, now you're pulling the Raza gig. whats next for you, the techno Euro-trash dancer from Brussels just lookiing for a youth hostel in TJ, the escaped convict trying to go straight so he can get his kids back, or maybe you'll pretend to be a pre-op tranny midget who esaped from the circus and is now hoping to split time between the priesthood and the nuns and looking to work with youth?

The only constant is the Assyrian portion so I'm sure all of the next acts will contain the Asyrian knowledge / angle.

 

[Whitneyloohoo]

ROLFLMAOOO, You honestly think an Assyrian is fluent in Espanol and listens to Mexican music?
And both parents born in Mexico? Follows Mexican soccer leagues?

 

[Racin]

Board I give you...Assyrian Elvis, A.K.A gay elvis from Chicago!

 

[Mat G]

Assyrian Christians are from Iraq and ar one of the oldest Christian communities in the world. I believe they speak Aramic the language Jesus spoke.

San Diego has alot of Chaldean Christians from Iraq.

 

[$hanea :)]

Culero,

What do you know of Assyrian Christians? Are you from Chicago? Do you have an Elvis costume in the closet? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[curly]

Nope,my good looks.

 

[FiFi]

Donjoto,i don't claim i look 28,civilian chicas,zona hoes, guys have told me that i look 10 years younger.Interesting some guys say that i take care of myself very good. Yes i know i have good genes.
Now that must kill you,you probably are in your late 20's or early 30's but looks 40 with a beer belly ugly etc ,lol your aren't the first vato who is envious of me
im use to it
I have the look that Mexicanas and chicanas love. Thats must be killing you?
Imagine i had gorgeous 18-22 old chicas aproaching me in GUadalajara 4 years ago and i was 34 old and the chicas believed me that i was 26

When i was in my late 20's(27-29( i still had 15-17 old) beautiful chicas asking my name ,if i had a gf etc.

Some people got it and it's obvious you don't got it,thats why you are on a rage on this board trying to tear me down lol

LIFE IS GREAT i look 28 but im 38 and i get the hot young chicas.
I can't wait till i reach 50

 

[alexapretty]

Culohead- you are 38, claim to look 28, act like u r 18, and you have the IQ of an 8 year old. Sounds like you have the look that some mojado seeking ladscaping company is looking for!!! I would love to elaborate on this, but I have to get ready, since Another one of your paisanas (this ones from morelia) is scheduled to drink my lechita tonight. don't die with envy cuauhtemoc, I mean culo head. You can always come up with some story about how chicas drink you up all the time and some people may actually believe you!!

 

[Pringle #02]

What you have $100 bill stuck to your forehead?

 

[johnny fettcakes]

Haha donjoto saliste racista. la envidia mata! que no?
You are just jealous of my good looks Don't be jealous because im of Mexican herieforum.xxxe.
I GOT THE LOOK THAT MEXICANAS,CHICANAS LOVE
While your look ,looks like mierda
DONJOTO estas jodido
Now im going back to my realidad. life is great ,im 38 looks 28 and i feel muy bien:}

 

[Cloe Scott]

trust me culo head, I am not jealous of you. And just to show you how kind I can be, I'll speak to the neighbors so they can throw a couple of extra tecates at you next time you mow their lawn. I know you like to escape your reality with your endless list of pathetic bullshit stories but such is the hand you were dealt. Indio naciste, indio eres, indio moriras!! accept it and youll be menos infeliz!!!!

 

[jay_d_skinner]

finally me and Donjoto are in agreement. Jennifer Anniston isn't a stick bones like gwinth paltrow i see nothing in her.

i like women with curves a good azz,tits are a plus.

 

[Laura B]

like Oliva o'lovely?

 

[tndv]

I think Fireballs (not insulting) is into charity work.
I wouldn't touch that gordita even if they paid me.

 

[Duct Tape Fixes All]

Jessica Alba isn't as hot as some people think, she is ok. Nothing special.

Don't be jeaous of me donjoto

Some people got it most don't .

 

[chicken joe]

Boy some of you guys are making me feel really bad for going for the occasionally "big gal' but I know at least Bohemian would understand, as he too is a chubby chaser, except he goes for thick girls, whereas I don't care if a chica has a little fat around her tummy, as long as she has a big ass I"m happy.

But really I spend most of the time with small tight bodies, but once in awhile I go chubby girl hunting, just like sometimes I go for small tits, but usually I like them big, it's all about variety with me.

Here is a trip report I wrote last year, in case you don't want to spend $100 dollars on Alicia. You can only spend $20 dollars on Merisol, she is an night SG, stands on Nenos Heroes about 1/'2 up the hill, and gives near GFE service for $20 dollars. The first time I was with her, she up sold me, but I been with her a few other times, and it only gets better, she only charges me $20 dollars now, and gives me a great CBJ light kissing to the lips, allows me to put my hands and fingers anywhere I want, and just gives outstanding service for only $20 dollars with no upsale anymore.

HERE READ OLD REPORT: Mirasol is out there as I see her standing in her spot almost every time I go to TJ


Merisol, 30 yrs, 5,4" 140-150lbs , 40-C tits, black hair medium length, has kids stands on Nenos Heroes at night.

I saw this dark chica that didn't look like the standard little young skinny SG. Merisol, was big, and looked older then most SGs, she also had big tits, but they sagged a bit in her black dress that was exposing her tits.

I really didn't like none of the other SGs nearby, so I said fuck it, I'll talk to Merisol, as I bet she is good upstairs?. So I went over and talked with Merisol, and she was extremely friendly, almost grateful that I would pick her. She told me it's $20 in dollars, and I said, sin-ropa, and she said yes, so I said let go, getting a big smile from her.

Upstairs we talk a little, and start stripping, her tits her big alright, as they just flopped down from the weight of them. As she removed her dress, she has a lot of lose fat around her belly, and a little bit of cellulite on her legs. I didn't care, she just made me hotter, as I viewed her as a real Mexican women, as she seemed just like a Mexican housewife.

She did upsell me on a BJ for $10, but I counted with $5 dollars and two position and she said OK. She gave me one of the best CJB for an SG, licking my balls and slowly sucking my cock, while I played her her bushy pussy, fingering it, and grabbing her big round ass. After about 10 miniutes I had her stop, and had her lay down and I got on top. She was very soft, not like some of hard bodies in AB, her pussy wasn't exactly tight, but it was warm and inviting as I pounded her without having to worry about if I'm hurting her with my weight as she supported me with no problem, even caressing me with me returning the favor, as she even allowed light kissing!

I then turned her big body over for doggie, but just marveled at her BIG ASS, and that tattoo she had about her ass. Finally I entered her from behind, again it was a little loose, but I didn't care, as I just enjoyed fucking her behind with that great big ass, while her big tits dropped down almost to the bed, with me reaching for her tits and cupping those soft melons. We were at it as least for 30 minutes the whole time but we never got a knock, nor did she rush me to finish. When I was about to cum she moved in rhythm with me backing up that big ass to meet my thrusts. Wow it was just great, and to think it only cost me $29 dollars including hotel room.

After we finished we talked we me asking her like I do all other SGs does she has a padrote. Like all the other girls she said she didn't but believed about 70% of all SGs do, getting the girls to earn money to pay for a coyote to come to America, she didn't feel all padrotes were bad, or kept all the girls money.