Newbie Trip Report, Chaper 1

[michael p]

First of call, would like to thank all of you that have been so helpful in last few months, in return I thought the least I could do would be to write a trip report about my 'findings'!

Got here yesterday morning, pretty tired so crashed out for a few hrs. Staying at BYD lofts, have to say, the pictures really dont do it justice, this really is a playboy heaven. The rooms all have open plan living room/kitchen, outside balcony area, and state of the art lighting and surround sound systems, big wide screen TV with DVD players and the bathroom is sueforum.xxx, with huge freestanding baths, and walk-in showers. Place is run by a European, and you can tell, no details spared. The only complaint is that if you stay at the back of the building (as i am), there is some construction that is very noisy, trying to move rooms tomorrow. Extremely girl friendly, felt a bit awkward yesterday when i brought girl back for first time, but no questions asked, and they even left another entrance card for her on the table the next morning!
Also went to check out Safari beach hotel and La FLora, the latter very expensive, but very impressive if you want to splash out, the beachfront rooms at the former are also impressive if you want to be right on beach, and reception on other side of the road so can bring girls back as you want i guess.

Took a walk in the afternoon, Patong much bigger than I thought, and amazing to see the sheer size of the sex industry here. I have to be honest in saying that bangla rd is truly a classless place, but there are pockets of really upmarket bars and restaurants if you want to steer away from the football hooligans.

Went home and showered, straight out to bar on Rat-u-thit road, north of bangla, cant remember the name, but i think the only complex of bars outside of bangla. Got snapped by an older lady, bought her a drink but had little interest so told her to bring over the younger chick at the bar! She was totally cool and I then started talking with the younger girl, the thai bar owners were hilarious, i spent two hours there, and only paid for one drink (plus a few lady drinks) as they kept on ringing the bell every half hr and giving me double gin tonics! Some really cute girls in this bar, may go back today and barfine 'Nang'.
Headed down to Bangla, got some food and then as walking past Tiger my eyes lit up, the only comparison to the way i felt was as walking into Hamleys (biggest toy shop in uk?) as a child, lots of dif bars make up 'Tiger' each with own bar tariffs and girls that seem to ally to certain bars. Made a rookie mistake of sitting down at the edge at a bar with no other customers, played a few games and before I knew it they were downing tequilas at my expense! I admit, i must have been a real easy catch, was so in awe at the whole experience, paid 1500bht bar tab (!!!!!) and decided i had to move on.

RULE NUMBER 1, DONT SIT DOWN AT A BAR UNLESS THERE ARE GIRLS YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND ARE BAR-FINABLE!!!!!

RULE NUMBER 2, DONT SIT DOWN AT A BAR THAT IS QUIET!!! YOU WILL END UP SPONSORING THEIR EVENING. THE BUSIEST BARS ARE BUSY BECAUSE THERE ARE BIG SPENDERS, HOT GIRLS LIKE BIG SPENDERS, AND BIG SPENDERS LIKE TO RING THE BELL. CONCLUSION...OPTIMAL FISHING SPOT IS BUSY BARS WITH BIG SPENDERS THAT BUY YOU FREE DRINKS!!!

Walked down to bangla road, and checked out soi eric and the other roads off bangla, some real beauties, but the girls that caught my eyes were already taken, will go back today perhaps to try find them. So, a bit disheartened, decided to go back to Tiger, avoiding the three sweet thai girls that must have been laughing their **** off, 1500bht without even putting out!!! Walked around a little and determined not to sit down until i saw something i liked, eyed a real young hot girl grinding one of the poles, she called to me and i thought 'snap'. Had a few drinks, she was all over it, horny as hell, making out with me at the bar, legs wrapped around me and at one point even tried to unzip my fly to show the world my manhood! Was desperate to barfine her, the deal was 1000bht barfine before 1.30am or 500bht thereafter, stayed til 1.30am on the dot and then ran like forest (actually we took a tuk-tuk) back to the hotel! Great session, i wont go into details but lets just say right in the top 5 for 'best ever'. Tried to go to sleep but her damn phone kept on going off, finally at 4 o'clock she says she's hungry and wants to go get food. To cut long story short, she wanted advance of 1500bht, and promised to come back, never did. Total con, but in retrospect i had not wanted her to come back until next day and pay 1000 instead, is possible our wires got crossed somewhere, either way, moral of the story led to rules 3 and 4.

RULE NUMBER 3, YOUNG GIRLS ARE TROUBLE!!! THEY ARE QUITE IMMATURE, MOST HAVE $$ SIGNS IN THEIR EYES AND AS THEY MAKE MORE MONEY AT THE BARS AND ST BUSINESS, NOT MANY HAVE INTEREST TO GO LT, OR TO GIVE YOU THE GF EXPERIENCE.

RULE NUMBER 4, NEVER PAY IN ADVANCE!!!! YOU HAVE TO GIVE GIRLS AN INCENTIVE TO PLEASE YOU.

Feeling in the mood for further tricks, so now gonna go hit bangla! If any BM's in the area, give me a PM!! Will head to MTB later on.

U.

 

[Kazandra]

Sounds to me like you're having fun.
Don't be too hard on yourself, we all made mistakes when we were newbies.(it's the guys that have had several trips & still fcuk up, that are the twats)

Your trip will only get better from here.
Get yourself down to see Nicke & the lads tonight at MTB & share a few yarns.

 

[Eden]

Enjoy your learning curve......

 

[Freddy P]

More likely she was going back home to her Thai boyfriend.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Didn't you see the hotties dressed as class room girls?:rules:

 

[gridagent]

Sounds like you are having fun. Dont worry you will make more mistakes you just have to smile and learn from them. Keep the TR Coming

 

[Leslie]

Seems your getting your moneys worth on that trip

gonna text you when we get there so we can take that beer ^^

 

[Smiley Sophie]

Good report, keep it coming. BYD lofts look nice.

By the way, don't make to many rules, you'll just end up breaking them.

 

[Muayad Q]

hi there,
why arent you just strolling some normal shops before closing time. talk to some girl of your liking and ask her for a date or dinner. you will be astonished how easy you find company this way if she likes your style.
better then bg.

 

[Ric]

Nice report Mate. Keep enjoying yourself and pay a visit to MTB in Soi Eric, which is our base camp.

 

[Bull dog]

better how?

 

[cherry :P]

Nice TR so far umbongo. I arrive on the 27th... If around see you there.

 

[Lola S]

Good report Umbongo...............put the people demand pictures !!

 

[DOGFOOD]

BYD loft isn't exactly cheap accommodation so why aren't you a big spender?
And yes I am jealous.

 

[_smiles n cries_]

tnx for the report, keep it coming.

Try going to a disco (tiger, tai pan,...), no bar fines no lady drinks. I think you should have a better a chance of meeting a gfe there.
Enjoy you stay, and don't bother if you make some slip-ups (happens when you're not thinking with your brain :intello: )

 

[Hazel K]

If you were providing drinks in the bar for multiple ladies and getting the attention of your own private harem, 1500b is a small price to pay.:^^:
Next time you go back the girls will understand if you just buy one of them a lady drink or two.
What a way to start day one of your trip. nice post mate.

 

[ral]

The prices in some of these discos are like buying a LD tho! remember buying this girl a few Corona's in Tiger and I think they were about 180 THB a pop.

 

[Saxton Hardcastle]

Corona 180b, same price everywhere.

 

[Zhandra]

fair enough, but at least you're more in control on when and who to pay;
Since most of the time girls in disco's don't earn money with selling you drinks, they don't bother that much and you save out on the barfine for sure

 

[Pompal 09.]

its much harder to say NO than YES....but its an essential in the "lexicon of love" Thai P4P Style.....be polite but give a firm NO if you are not interested...you will get much less hassel in the long run...and save yourself enough time and money to enjoy the ones YOU want