Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[snoopdoggie]

Not a pornstar, just a little bigger than most. Not a big deal, but sometimes SWs do not want to deal with me or want extra money.

Some girls use the size issue as an excuse not to fuck. It happens. I had normal size girls say that to me, and most small tight girls never had an issue.

 

[Asian Oracle]

Boy am I happy I did 20 years of hobbying before boards like this turned into...

MEAN GIRLS

This thread does not reflect well on anyone, it's just one big clusterfuck of stupid.

Every spa attracts lunatics, even if it's just a few they can be poison once they mix with review boards instead of just drifting off into loser ville.

Some of you guys don't seem to realize the psychological toll this work takes on the women. You just see them hoovering up the cash. It's never that easy, and every women pays a steep price for doing sex work. Treat them well, and with respect. If a woman is a ripoff or whatever, cumulative reviews always sink them so relax. No need to be a nasty loser here.

I once had an intense difference with a woman who I gave $300 to twice a week for two years at a downtown spa. She was getting $2400 a month from me for pretty easy work (I thought). She was also incredibly sexy and super high mileage tiny Asian with a perfect body. I felt she wasn't giving me the respect I thought I deserved for the money. If our dispute landed on TERB or here which it would have today, it would be bad for both of us. He said/she said x1000 Internet style. No good.

Instead we worked it out on our own, and yelled at each other a bit at the spa one day and everything was fine after that.

These kinds of threads are degrading for everyone involved. Like everyone.

 

[Asian Oracle]

OK superstud, you are the expert at paying for sex now.

Don't be a troll. I am only pointing out that the more you break down privacy, the more everyone suffers.

 

[Linda lovely]

Thank you my dear pickle lime , I will take your suggestions, I really miss the time that we first met and we posted stories together: I took over this Hawaii Health spa business in 2020 ,then covid 19 came!
I had to buy a massage table started home massage to survive. It was difficult at beginning, no customer at all then, one customer told me about massageplanet , I did know what was massageplanet, then the customer told me that I would busy soon, he told me that one customer I did one Saturday afternoon 2pm his name is pickle lime wrote a good reviews, I was trying to thinking about who was pickle lime and couldn't find it out, i didn't know what is masssgeplanet either, this customer copied the reviews one by one sent to me , i read the copied reviews and I tried to open an account in massageplanet and i got pickle lime's message: "if you shave your pussy I will come to see you today 2 o'clock" I really wanted to know who is pickle lime, I shaved my pussy right away first time in my life no hesitations, when pickle lime came in, I suspected it was him but not sure, then he removed his mask and smiling and told me he is pickle lime, I was so excited that found out my hero !
Then we started a happy journey: I was keep on posting funny massage stories and pickle lime cheered me up with... I couldn't survive in that difficult covid 19 restriction time without pickle lime help!
I really want to hugged him tightly to say thank you thank you and thank you! Thank you help me went through that difficult pandemic time untill now!
Pickle lime has a big heart, he help me doing good business and never want to get anything back !
Before Christmas, he came to us for a 4 hands massage , he insisted on tip me and coco , I run out off spa and tried to give tips back, he drove away ! Good heart pickle lime! Saw he drove away, tears dropped from my eyes...
Thank you everyone here help me or criticizes me, without your company, I couldn't go that far! Thank you from the bottom from my heart! And I wish everyone happy and wealthy and healthy in new year 2024, we will keep on working hard and do best servises to feedback you in 2024 !

Vince44 find a stage to put his shits back on again finaly .

 

[Linda lovely]

Vince44 find a stage to put his shits back on finaly .

Hahahaha

 

[Linda lovely]

Hahahaha

Woke up come to have a look, Vince44's shits lining up hahahaha

 

[Linda lovely]

Woke up come to have a look, Vince44's shits lining up hahahaha

I think this way is good: a little bit negative shit but don't hurt people ,make people laughing happy in the same time.
Don't do the way like WarEagle threatened girl wrote bad review, but I understand that this is how mental illness person's behaviors. Match dark heart one's satisfactions.

 

[Vince44]

I think this way is good: a little bit negative shit but don't hurt people ,make people laughing happy in the same time.
Don't do the way like WarEagle threatened girl wrote bad review, but I understand that this is how mental illness person's behaviors. Match dark heart one's satisfactions.

The next time someone heads over to the spa they better watch where they walk because I think Linda / Sophia has recently lost a few of her marbles . I would hate to see someone trip on them.

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

This makes me want to cry. And then I remember she’s a prostitute sucking bare dicks. It’s actually fucking insane!! This whole thing.

LOL

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa

3110 kingston rd. unit 7 ,Scarborough . m1m 1p2

Telephone: 4162618088

SMILING LIKE A FLOWER

We always say that when people are very happy, they smiling like a flower, but have you ever seen a real smiling face like a flower? Yes i do, here we go:

One new customer came in today, I gave him a whole body massage as usual, when he flipped over, I asked him what kind of services he wanted, he asked:" can you give me a blow job?"
I said:" yes I can "
Then he added:" if you really can make it , I will be very very happy "
When he talked about this I feel that he put so much hope on blow job, it shew that this hope comes from very far very deep very eager somewhere and long time ...
I thought: "to me, do a blow job is just a piece of cake."
So I started to blow him, I blew blew blew... nothing happened, I blew blew blew , still nothing happened... This is a very long and soft cock, I was kept on blowing blowing ...but still soft soft and soft, then I recognized :"maybe I can not make it, that is why his bj hope is so much diffrent..."

I encouraged myself immediately:don't give up , don't give up, don't let him disappointed, let his hope come to true, I continue blew blew blew, still soft and soft, nothing happened, I blew blew blew blew ... then suddenly I felt that there was a very thin tendon inside that started to tighten up, like a thin electric wire shew up, I cought the chance rapidly , wrapped the tendon with my mouth tightly and trying to let my tongue touch the tiny tendon closer, then I continue blew it harder tighter faster... harder tighter faster... harder tighter faster...
Continue continue , don't stop, don't stop, finally we made it ! cheers up !!! finally i breathed a sigh of relief, it is really a hard blow job! Then I understood why he said:" if you can make it , I will be very very happy " it seemed that he hasn't had it long long time or no people could make it happen. I did it , I did it !

I cleaned him up ,he dressed up, when he left he was so happy, very very happy, his smiling face shew that he was so happy, This smiling face is so familiar, I seemed to have seen it somewhere before, even it was his first time visiting, I was trying to find a word to describe it, how to describe this happy face? i was searching something in my mind rapidly, oh yes !!! That is a "smiling like a flower !" exactly ! " He was so happy, his smiling face like a flower, yes ! I saw a real smiling face like a flower today !

Wellcome to our spa get a good massage and thank you very much for supporting us all the time. Your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.

Linda work here every day , coco work every Sunday.
Telephone: 416-261-8088

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa

3110 kingston rd. unit 7 ,Scarborough . m1m 1p2

Telephone: 4162618088

SMILING LIKE A FLOWER

We always say that when people are very happy, they smiling like a flower, but have you ever seen a real smiling face like a flower? Yes i do, here we go:

One new customer came in today, I gave him a whole body massage as usual, when he flipped over, I asked him what kind of services he wanted, he asked:" can you give me a blow job?"
I said:" yes I can "
Then he added:" if you really can make it , I will be very very happy "
When he talked about this I feel that he put so much hope on blow job, it shew that this hope comes from very far very deep very eager somewhere and long time ...
I thought: "to me, do a blow job is just a piece of cake."
So I started to blow him, I blew blew blew... nothing happened, I blew blew blew , still nothing happened... This is a very long and soft cock, I was kept on blowing blowing ...but still soft soft and soft, then I recognized :"maybe I can not make it, that is why his bj hope is so much diffrent..."

I encouraged myself immediately:don't give up , don't give up, don't let him disappointed, let his hope come to true, I continue blew blew blew, still soft and soft, nothing happened, I blew blew blew blew ... then suddenly I felt that there was a very thin tendon inside that started to tighten up, like a thin electric wire shew up, I cought the chance rapidly , wrapped the tendon with my mouth tightly and trying to let my tongue touch the tiny tendon closer, then I continue blew it harder tighter faster... harder tighter faster... harder tighter faster...
Continue continue , don't stop, don't stop, finally we made it ! cheers up !!! finally i breathed a sigh of relief, it is really a hard blow job! Then I understood why he said:" if you can make it happen, I will be very very happy " it seemed that he hasn't had it long long time or no people could make it happen. I did it , I did it !

I cleaned him up ,he dressed up, when he left he was so happy, very very happy, his smiling face shew that he was so happy, This smiling face is so familiar, I seemed to have seen it somewhere before, even it was his first time visiting, I was trying to find a word to describe it, how to describe this happy face? i was searching something in my mind rapidly, oh yes !!! That is a "smiling like a flower !" exactly ! " He was so happy, his smiling face like a flower, yes ! I saw a real smiling face like a flower today !

Wellcome to our spa get a good massage and thank you very much for supporting us all the time. Your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.

Linda work here every , coco work every Sunday.
Telephone: 416-261-8088

I love you, not only wish you healthy and wealthy in 2024 , but also say thanks to you , thanks for everyone helping me , criticize me，make me work better, I will do my best to reward you.

 

[Linda lovely]

Thank you !

 

[Asian Oracle]

Hawaii health spa

3110 kingston rd. unit 7 ,Scarborough . m1m 1p2

Telephone: 4162618088

SMILING LIKE A FLOWER

We always say that when people are very happy, they smiling like a flower, but have you ever seen a real smiling face like a flower? Yes i do, here we go:

One new customer came in today, I gave him a whole body massage as usual, when he flipped over, I asked him what kind of services he wanted, he asked:" can you give me a blow job?"
I said:" yes I can "
Then he added:" if you really can make it , I will be very very happy "
When he talked about this I feel that he put so much hope on blow job, it shew that this hope comes from very far very deep very eager somewhere and long time ...
I thought: "to me, do a blow job is just a piece of cake."
So I started to blow him, I blew blew blew... nothing happened, I blew blew blew , still nothing happened... This is a very long and soft cock, I was kept on blowing blowing ...but still soft soft and soft, then I recognized :"maybe I can not make it, that is why his bj hope is so much diffrent..."

I encouraged myself immediately:don't give up , don't give up, don't let him disappointed, let his hope come to true, I continue blew blew blew, still soft and soft, nothing happened, I blew blew blew blew ... then suddenly I felt that there was a very thin tendon inside that started to tighten up, like a thin electric wire shew up, I cought the chance rapidly , wrapped the tendon with my mouth tightly and trying to let my tongue touch the tiny tendon closer, then I continue blew it harder tighter faster... harder tighter faster... harder tighter faster...
Continue continue , don't stop, don't stop, finally we made it ! cheers up !!! finally i breathed a sigh of relief, it is really a hard blow job! Then I understood why he said:" if you can make it , I will be very very happy " it seemed that he hasn't had it long long time or no people could make it happen. I did it , I did it !

I cleaned him up ,he dressed up, when he left he was so happy, very very happy, his smiling face shew that he was so happy, This smiling face is so familiar, I seemed to have seen it somewhere before, even it was his first time visiting, I was trying to find a word to describe it, how to describe this happy face? i was searching something in my mind rapidly, oh yes !!! That is a "smiling like a flower !" exactly ! " He was so happy, his smiling face like a flower, yes ! I saw a real smiling face like a flower today !

Wellcome to our spa get a good massage and thank you very much for supporting us all the time. Your happyness and healthiness are our prioritied goals.

Linda work here every day , coco work every Sunday.
Telephone: 416-261-8088

Say what you want, but this is excellent marketing, whether it's sincere or not.

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

Thank you !

LOVE LETTER
On a SEX TRADE website
Now I have truly......
SEEN EVERYTHING


Totally LAUGHING my
ABS off!!!!!!!

 

[snoopdoggie]

LOVE LETTER
On a SEX TRADE website
Now I have truly......
SEEN EVERYTHING


Totally LAUGHING my
ABS off!!!!!!!

I'm glad it's your ABS, and not your ASS.

 

[garrett1976]

This thread has certainly piqued my curiousity. As somebody who saw Linda (and Coco) a couple of times about 2 years ago, I personally don't remember any issues with her teeth or cleanliness issues with the spa. I also remember going over time, and when I had to leave before the 2nd bj, she actually insisted on returning some of my money. Solid move on her part. Also, the massage + rim/cim combo was top notch.

Shit happens and things change. Based on my previous experiences, I'm more than willing to give Linda another shot...so to speak. If I show up and she all of a sudden has pirate teeth, there are skid marks on the sheet and crabs are jumping off the table, I will leave. If not, I'll stick around and let the maestro go to work.

If I can find the time to get out there again, I'll report my findings one way or the other.

 

[Bustanut]

Thank you !

Hmmm is this pickle lime?

 

[Linda lovely]

Hmmm is this pickle lime?

No

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa
Telephone: 4162618088
Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,
Host: linda

Subject: noodle story

After 90 minutes massage , the customer shaked his body and said :" my body feel so light now , feel like a wet noodle ", this remind me a noodle story. Here we go:

One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the clock and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? Wish the clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me blow you out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!
One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized his voice, and I reminded myself, be very careful ! avoid noodle !
When started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle avoid noodle ...
then he started talking about noodle ,he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa
Telephone: 4162618088
Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,
Host: linda

After 90 minutes massage , the customer shaked his body and said :" my body feel so light now , feel like a wet noodle ", this remind me a noodle story. Here we go:

One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the watch and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? Wish the clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me concentrate on blowing it out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say that I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!

One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized his voice, and I reminded myself, be very careful ! avoid noodle !
When started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle avoid noodle ...
then he started talking about noodle ,he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.

Me and my friend went out got my license renew and we had Vietnam noodle yesterday, this reminded me the noodle story I wrote, post again here, be happy .