Fun in Budapest

[Michellie-Belle]

It's my experience one needs to...

1) Avoid Budapest for it's just an overpriced tourist trap.

2) Travel to Debrecen, or Szeged, or Miskolc; after all it's the same unpredictably good/bad service, but much cheaper!

3) Learn Hungarian; do not expect them to speak English.

4) Make an effort to negotiate and negotiate well (in Hungarian).

5) Avoid any obvious providers like escort services, or fancy hotels, or fancy restaurants in tourist traps, unless you want to pay high-high prices in return for little or nothing.

6) Deal with individual girls, i.e. freelancers, and deal with them directly, not indirectly. Agree to pay them only HUF 6,000 (USD 30.00), but no more than HUF 10,000 (USD 50.00); if you pay her more, you are bidding up prices, and ruining it for all of us. Remember, you can get great BJs w/swallow, on a regular basis, from white streetwalkers, for USD 20.00, even in the U.S., even when she's a real giver, with a great attitude! Please don't mess it up for the rest of us, just because you did not get the attention you needed as a child!

7) Have, in advance, the exact bills you intend to give her! She's not your 110% honest Safeway or Wal-Mart cashier who is ready and waiting for you, with your exact change. Be prepared; it is a COMMON SCAM to collect more money from you by claiming she does not have any money on her.

8) Tell her exactly what you want, or she will SCAM you, i.e. she will make an effort to collect more money from you. This is where advance negotiation and language skills are so very important, because if you fail to negotiate with her in advance, she will assume all you want is a "hole in a barrel" experience, and it's a COMMON SCAM that she charges you additional monies for anything other than a "hole in a barrel" experience; I mean, she charges you additional monies for even touching or kissing the nape of her neck!

9) Tell her you want to come more than once, and say it in advance. Unless you negotiate with her in advance, she will SCAM you, and assume that you wanted to come "only once", and therefore she will assume she can start charging you additional monies even if you're within your pre-negotiated first 30 (or 60, or 120) minutes. I mean, if you do not negotiate well in advance, it is a COMMON SCAM that she will charge you additional monies, if you make an attempt to come in her presence again, i.e. the second time, even if you're within the 1 or 2 hour time limit you originally negotiated with her.

10) If you read forum articles, take any positive feedback with a large grain of salt. Item: An article in a Hungarian language sex forum. It's about "Piroska", age 35+, who works in Budapest. The guy who wrote the article says Piroska is very good, and he pays her three times the going rate. I say, A) nobody is worth three (3) times the going rate, and B) whoever wrote that article might have just wanted to do "Piroska" a favor!"

I hope all this helps.

 

[j-diddy]

Hello Offington,

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply you were bidding up prices, but, on the positive side, your post reminded me of Gypsies.

Gypsies? Those who don't know what we're talking about, Gypsies are native born Europeans who don't look like Europeans. They look like East Indians with brown skin, dark brown eyes, black hair, sometimes low hygene standards and low social status. Gypsies are sometimes singled out for racial persecution and regarded as "nonpersons"' of "foreign blood" who are "labor-shy". On the positive side, Gypsies can mean additional discounts for you, i.e. prices that are even better than the ones I've written about. On the negative side, I prefer tall blondes, not short, dark Gypsies, but, on the positive side, there must be guys in this forum who are able to think positively, and take advantage of additional discounts usually provided by Gypsies.

Of names and phone numbers of girls in Szeged, Debrecen, and Miskolc, I do have many of them, but do not have that info on me. I store all that info in Hungary (where I own property), and currently I'm not in Hungary. Currently I'm spending my time in Scandinavia.

I hope this helps.

 

[BeBe]

Mike Williams, ( Kedves Williams

 

[sciencegeek+]

I am Canadian, used to live in Hungary for 10+ years, and learned to speak Hungarian fluently, so I know Hungary. Avoid Budapest for it's just an overpriced tourist trap. If it's not too much trouble, travel a little and save a lot! Go to Debrecen or Szeged, learn Hungarian, and make an effort to negotiate and pay HUF 6,000 (USD 30.00)! If you pay more than HUF 10,000 (USD 50.00), you're paying too much. If you pay HUF 60,000 (USD 300.00), you're wasting your money; you're bidding up prices, and ruining it for everyone. Remember, the quality of service is very mixed, and Hungarians make only USD 300+ per MONTH! -- I hope this helps.

 

[Dee]

Hi, I'm a Thailand fun from Hungary dropped in here while browsing this site.
The actual lowest ( and standard ) prices in Budapest are 6000 HUF/half hour, 10.000HUF for one our.
You forget the GFE, it is very very rare. I fly away the half world for it ;-)

http://www.redzone.hu/

http://piroslampa.net/

http://www.topsex.hu/

http://szextunderek.hu/

 

[Zachary]

That's great thanks. Actually I found some cheaper girls who seem pretty hot. Also had a couple trie dto pick me up in a bar and wanted to go to my room, but was too worried about who else might turn up. Was tempted by a dorky looking one on Vaci Utka but noticed pimps hanging around.

 

[gaga4cash]

andy2004, I only know of one pair of girls who do all that you ask and speak English as well at a relatively budget price but they may not be your style. Go to www.rosszlanyok.hu and check out Ankisa and TissyBlond. On the same site I have been with Lisa and Barby and had a good time. Good sex, lesbi_show and photos, but no anal and they do not speak English (even if they say they do on other sites). I speak some Hungarian so I have no problem. My time with Lisa and Barby for 2 hours cost 60.000Ft total ( about 250euros ). Sorry I can't be more help.

 

[Little Princess]

Offington, I'm interested in basic girls to visit my appartment when I stay. I actually want two and one must be anal. Would prefer to take photos too. Is there anything in the buget end of the market or independent girls you could recommend ?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello Vince Voyeur,

For an overnight with GFE I would recommend contacting Victoria at www.aphroditehostess.hu She has nice girls who charge 400

 

[Jm e]

One hour is not important for me i prefer overnight (6 hours and more) with a real GFE, it is possible in Budapest for 250

 

[I FANCY YOU :)]

Hello Vince Voyeur,

The very maximum you should pay for girls from redzone and other local sites is between 60 and 80 euros an hour ( between 15.000 and 20.000forints @ 250forints/euro ). This is made up of the basic price of 10.000forints per hour plus any extras you want such as kissing, cif, cim, anal ( depending on what the girl offers ). These extras should be agreed in advance. Over 20.000Forints per hour you are definitely being ripped off. Hope this helps.

 

[seeme1995]

Hello,

i am a specialist of Prague but i don't know the prices in Budapest for example redzone.hu etc...

 

[lemonpillow]

hi londonsburning,

Generally speaking there is no problem bringing a girl to your room. I only once had to sign a girl in and that was at the Astoria Hotel about 5 years ago. Upmarket agencies do not provide rooms or apartments.

Only the girls advertising on sites like www.redzone.hu have their own apartments but this is a different market where the quality various enormously. Most do not speak English. You should have no problems giving /receiving oral. Hygiene standards are high.

I have never used either Incognito or Zuzanna. My choice would be Incognito. I think they have a better rating on www.captain69.co.uk

Enjoy yourself!!

 

[don]

lefantasy looks like an old fiat

 

[BeBe]

1) the questions were for offington...thats why i said "greetings offington".
2) i asked about zuzana and incognito, not lefantasy.
in life there are fiats and porsches....i prefer a porsche

 

[ruth]

greetings offington.
i will be in budapest in the near future and have a few questions.
is it alright for an escort to come to my hotel room?
will she be stopped/me told off or told to pay extra?
are there any agencies that offer rooms/apartments for the meeting?
is oral sex safe both for men and women in hungary or is it a bad idea?
what would you choose between the following 2...zuzana or incognito party?
cheers

 

[jh4kd]

Stay away from the girls that walk the tourist areas at night. They are in pairs. BAD NEWS!

 

[OntarioGreys]

Sorry but I was in Budapest last week!!
Cheers!

 

[xenonoh2]

Hi there....Just a little feedback concerning valentina from Pannonescort...Nice girl to chat with,but for sex she seems absolutely not concerned by what she is doing....Even don't kiss ans stay cold as an icecube and dry as the sahara....So very bad feeling...I lost my time and my money...

 

[Scuby]

ok. thanks. i did a bit of research and found 5 or 6 sites with fashion models...they claim that they are only agencies for photoshoots and videos, but a few have a services section that you have to be a member to access...its obvious that a model or pornstar from hungary will sleep with you for money...i emailed them and they didnt answer...some girls from first models and zuzana had their pics there.
cheers