First Time Ever - Lana at LaVilla

[bolt.upright.bodine]

Okay, first I'll admit that I was absolutely new to this "hobby" with absolutely no knowledge. I hadn't found MassagePlanet yet. The LaVilla website gives only the house price, and I was stupid enough to think that that was the full price. Oshawa is far from Toronto, LaVilla is right near the General Motors factory and I assumed that it was all they could ask. Duh. So I had my forty dollars and went to LaVilla.

On my way I thought, maybe I should have a little more, just in case, so I stopped at a bank machine and got another forty. When I got there I was greeted by a receptionist who took forty dollars from me, and led me to a room, saying one of the lovely attendants will be right with me.

LaVilla only has two rooms, and therefore only two attendants are on duty at any given time. I had checked their website and decided that Wednesday would be the best day to go, as the two girls on duty looked just fine. It wouldn't matter which one I got, either one would be make me happy, I was sure. The receptionist didn't ask for a preference, so I decided to just take whichever one she sent me. Well, that was my second mistake.

Lana looks okay in the pictures. Of course, you can't see her face, as is the case in most pictures on these sites. But her body looked okay, and her breasts even looked real, or at the very least, a good boob job.

I should say, I prefer my girls a little on the younger side, and with real titties. In person, Lana's didn't look real, and Lana looked a lot older than I expected. I prefer brunettes with brown eyes, and Lana is a blonde with blue eyes. None of this is her fault, of course, and I'm sure lots of you would find her gorgeous. She just wasn't my type though. She's listed as E. European on their website, in case this makes a difference to anyone.

She got right to business and listed her prices. Oops, exactly the same as Pickering Angels, which does list the total price on their website. I told her that I only had forty dollars, and she didn't seem too happy about that. She told me I would have a lot more fun with another twenty dollars, then I could touch her too. Well, I didn't have another twenty, so I guess I'll just settle for the naked massage.

I had told her that this was my first time, ever, but that didn't soften her heart or say okay, one free squeeze or anything. So I just laid there for about ten minutes while she did my back, legs, feet and shoulders. I watched in the mirrors, and enjoyed the sight. She did look a bit like a porn star, and this really was the first naked woman I've been in the same room with, other than my wife, in more than thirty years. I kind of half expected she would try to make a little conversation, but she didn't. The silence made me nervous, and I didn't say much either. Funny, I was so nervous, and not especially attracted to Lana that the only time I felt an erection begin was when she massaged my hands. Don't know why... I'm sure things would have been different if I had been touching her, but, of course, I didn't dare.

After ten minutes she requested that I turn over. Oh, okay, I thought--now here comes the fun part. But no, she just massaged my front, carefully avoiding my happy place for another ten minutes. Not even an "accidental" touch. Then finally, she grabbed it, started pumping furiously, and said, "I want you to cum for me now." Well, I have no problem cumming, and did as she commanded promptly. I said something along the lines of, well, that didn't take too long, did it? and she smiled for the first time since she greeted me. Probably happy it was over.

Anyway, I felt absolutely no warmth from her, and would never see her again. Maybe it was my fault for not doing my homework first. As I said, many of you would find her attractive and, if you bring an extra twenty bucks, or more, you could have a completely opposite experience. She is very skinny, and not much of an ass (from what I could see), but the boobs are pretty good. If you don't mind that she's somewhere in her forties (by my guess) then she's all yours--you won't find me hogging her calendar. Her massage was okay though, thankfully. At least I got something for my eighty bucks. She is, I think, the only girl that works at LaVilla that doesn't also work at Pickering Angels.

When I went to the shower she told me she wouldn't be getting in with me, since I didn't touch her and she wouldn't be dirty. Heck, I didn't realize that it was an option, but I guess it is, sometimes. Maybe I misunderstood though, and she just wasn't taking a shower because she was already clean. She did have a bit of an accent, although I'm not sure where she's from. Somewhere in eastern Europe but, because we didn't chat, I have no idea where in eastern Europe.

LaVilla is a nice place--secluded location with its own parking in the rear (giggedy) though you do have to walk around to the front to get in. The street is pretty deserted though, so not much chance of getting seen if that's an issue. It appears to be an old house that was converted. Two very spacious rooms downstairs, no idea what's upstairs--room to expand maybe? The girls' lounge seems to be on the main floor as well. The showers (in the room), soap and shampoo, and towels are exactly the same as Pickering Angels, which I visited later. More on that in my next review.

The other girl on duty the day I went was Crystal. If I had gotten her this review might be totally different. She's more my type, although I can't tell her age by looking at the pictures. I can only assume younger than Lana. Then again, with only forty dollars she might not have been happy either. Heck, I don't make anything close to eighty dollars an hour--I'd be awfully happy if someone paid me that much for my work.

Anyway, my first visit was almost my last. But I was pretty sure that I would really enjoy this, and maybe I'd give it a second chance. Then, if that sucked too, then never mind, I'd find something better to do with my money. But then I started researching, found this site, read a whole bunch of reviews, looked at pictures of girls at the spas, and decided to try again three weeks later. Armed with more money. Review to follow, soon.

 

[Unregistered]

You don't sound like new..you sound like a PRO shiller!

 

[Unregistered]

Crystal is a hot Asian in mid 30s. Had her yesterday at PA. Very hot session.

 

[sauna1701]

You don't sound like new..you sound like a PRO shiller!

Not sure how you could consider OP "a PRO shiller". Sounds like he had a really lousy time.
I sure don't feel like hopping into car and drive out to Oshawa.

 

[curvcrazee]

For the novice keep in mind the girls want money(surprise),$60 is really the starting point,less than that and you are a piker who is going to get indifferent service.I suggest when you go in you know what you want and tell the girl after you have made a little small talk.It's sort of like being a MP whisperer,calm assertive, so the girl feels comfortable yet knows the client isn't a doofus.

 

[bolt.upright.bodine]

Well, I know that now. I won't be going again without a wallet full of cash. And no, I'm not the world's worst shill, but I am a freelance writer. I wrote my post the way I would write anything. I can certainly keep it shorter and more to the point in the future. My next one is incredibly positive (Sydney at Pickering Angels) and I'm pretty sure there are going to be a lot of accusations after I write that one. I'll try to have it posted by Monday morning.

I wish I was a shill--this is a pretty expensive hobby and I wouldn't mind if I didn't have to pay once in a while.

 

[curvcrazee]

Another bit of advice for the novice,if you find a spa and girl you like, be aware that girls become possessive of clients and don't like it if you want to try another girl.