So after a long break from the forum, here is a detailed FR on Saturday night...
Read an interesting concept on "experiencing self" and the "narrating self" in Homo Deus - could draw several parallels between the examples by the author and our mongering life... Interested people can look it up...
As per my mongering standards, it is a blasphemy to stick to one place a night and bar hopping is the only constant - sticking to the same, visited 5 joints before calling it a night...
Kicked off the night with a visit to Raj Mahal - was smitten by the overpowering cuteness of a slim lass during my last visit and so decided to give her the first preference for the night... As the ladies (in all shapes, sizes, age and ethnicity) continued to file into the room and sought attention, my eyes continued looking for the elusive beauty... The wait was definitely worth it, as a teen-like smile spread across my face when she finally walked in gracefully, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ears and smiled back meekly at me, reminding me once again of what it was about her that had pulled me back to the place despite it not offering what i wanted... I was well aware of the fact that she didnt dance and worked at the place only for pickups (which are still a no-no in my mongering universe) but just the pleasure of watching her smile was worth investing an hour and a few Gandhijis... After a brief conversation and flirting, headed to the next destination Bhoir which is a good option to start off lustful adventures after having tantalized myself with some old school romance...
The best part about Bhoir is the selection that is on offer - ranging from quiet cuties to wild milfs... with no time on hand to be wasted, picked up a wild cat and shared an Old Monk with her... Funny how half a quarter of old monk when consumed in less than 15 minutes brings out the best in both... Flirted shamelessly and danced like i had my eyes n hands only for her on a few teasing songs (but saving the best for later) before walking out with a joyful heart eager to have some more action...
If i had to pick between Kishor and Bhoir for some raw fun, would pick Bhoir for the obvious reason that it not crowded and hence gives you better options in terms of choice... The corner seats are pretty well placed to let you bring all your carnal voyeurstic desires alive...
Having met the new flame and a sultry "fuck me a thousand times and more" milf, it was time to go back to familiar option... No NM pilgrimage is complete without visit to the good old Laila... Occupied my favorite spot and all the good and wild memories came rushing back... As if just the spot wasnt enough, one of my fav songs blared within 5 minutes of me occupying the seat and neither did my muse nor did I look back post that... Her dance moves made me forget all the answers I was looking for as I let her bind me in her arms, kissing those lips like no time had lapsed from the day i last held her this close... Having drowned in nostalgia for over 2 hours, departed after a floor breaking performance from her on Jugnu ki Payal and headed to Ramesh (which I recently realized (from The Monger's post) had a DB operating post 11 )..
A bad decision made in a drunken state of mind to visit Ramesh that late despite warning from fellow mongers about not getting a seat - walked out dejected at seeing the crowd... I would rather fuck in a mumbai local than sip a beer at such a crowded place... A couple of OB dancers looked promising though, might pay them a visit again...
Too tired to drag myself all the way to Belapur, decided to check out Magnet Ob.. (Google maps leads you to kapil Ob on typing magnet, magnet is 100 steps away from kapil in the same lane..)
Was welcomed by Pankaj Udhas into the bar who very wisely sang - Ghum ka daur ho ya khushi, samaa bandhati hai sharaab...
All in all, having disappointed by Kapil and Heaven during my earlier visits, was positively surprised by the quality of girls (maybe the sex appeal of all the ladies does increase by 25% when u r drunk enough - so Heaven lovers can excuse.me.for rating Magnet ladies higher)
Even though they do have some.good dancers performing on stage, vashi Obs are a disappointment compared to Belapur... Anyways had to make-do with whatever I had at my hands so flirted with a group of milfs before a tall lass swooped in in a short skirt and high heels... Reminded me of Jaqui in Jumme ki Raat and i made a mental note to recreate the song...
But as they say -man proposes, god disposes...
Before I could build a rapport with her, the heavenly father (or probably his favorite son) sent forward another cute, bubbly chick with curls that tugged at my heart harder than her competitor... Jumme ki Raat was forgotten and Ya habibi had to be played to welcome the red hot siren... Boy, she did punch a hole in my heart the way she swayed - her bubble butt and her curls driving me mad everytime she turned around and bent over...
Dont remember much of the night post her performance as Bud mixed with OM and took me to a new, diabolic high which ended with turning the OB into a Db post 1:30 pm, dancing my heart out to Dheeme Dheeme with a dancer who was performing on the stage earlier...
Would rate Magnet as 8/10 for the quality of girls and the nonintrusive waiters and managers...
Overall suggestion:
Rajmahal - visit only for entry, not much of dance on offer
Bhoir - alternate to kishor, let ur inhibitions loose and devour the beauties publicly...
Laila - cozy place with perfect.lighting, setup and chicks to cheer u up...
Ramesh - avoid post 11
Magnet - best in vashi, no nakhra girls, freedom to turn it into a db if you are confident enough...
Ps - the quality of my writing has gone down drastically after a hiatus of 3 months, lets hope it gets better in the second innings...
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