dance bars in navi mumbai

[Morpheus_IN]

Dear Jackyass

Let me tell u a story

I am a writer..so ..

Once upon a time in a small town there used to live a holy man

He was very popular amongst the villagers and people used to gather to listen to his Bhajan

One day when he came out of the river after the bath and was walking towards temple..one rowdy man came across him and spit on him

Holy man stopped from going to temple and went back to river to take one more bath

Again when he came out of river..rowdy man again spit on him

Holy man did not say a word and went back to river for another bath

This continued for total 108 times

While village gathered to see this on river bank

Finally rowdy man fell on the feet of holy man and started crying

Sorry holy man..he said
I troubled u a lot
I spit on u for 108 times
But u never uttered a word in anger .
I am very shameful
I did this act as I was jealous of your popularity and I had a bet with my friends that I will evoke anger out of u and prove that u r not holy man and then they will pay me a lot

Holy man smlied and said ..

Dear brother..u should have told me that u are in need of money and for money u r doing this

I would have acted in anger just to make u win the bet ..
Anyways
I am thank full to u..
Due to your act of spitting..I could complete 108 dips in holy river and now I will pray to God in temple ..God will be very pleased with me..

Holy man thanked rowdy man and went to temple for his Bhajan to God

Needless to say ..the whole village gathered for his Bhajans


Uncle Sam

Seems Sam you took out the analogy again from your fav book , Krishna and Drishdadhum story with a twist


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[MITHU]

Thanks to confirmation from people visited kishor yesterday
Went in around 4:30, went in to the inner 1st room. Only aunties were there (I am 30s guy), one guy asked sir koi item bethao, I asked him sab meri aunti lag rahi hai..... He smiled and sent a young chick in 5mins...
She came with smile and said teena...
Good looking slim girl, I asked her to sit.
Started off with basics, she doesn't go all out from start not even lip locking to begin with... But gets in mood with time and everything is on plate...
Enjoyed nice kissing, gropping and even lil bit fingering along with lil bit of dancing...
Overall had a wonderful time...

 

[funzone699]

Thanks to confirmation from people visited kishor yesterday
Went in around 4:30, went in to the inner 1st room. Only aunties were there (I am 30s guy), one guy asked sir koi item bethao, I asked him sab meri aunti lag rahi hai..... He smiled and sent a young chick in 5mins...
She came with smile and said teena...
Good looking slim girl, I asked her to sit.
Started off with basics, she doesn't go all out from start not even lip locking to begin with... But gets in mood with time and everything is on plate...
Enjoyed nice kissing, gropping and even lil bit fingering along with lil bit of dancing...
Overall had a wonderful time...

4.30 too early

Around 5.30 girls , milfs come , some goes to another sb , low ends dbs

Same like shifts

Go after 6 , don't set ur expectations high.

Enjoy

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[Basu1970]

And Basi da,

Hope we will meet at least once to see you dancing like drunken monkey ( great form of martial art) on dance floor before life ends.



If I continue mongering...

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Statutory warning:

FR Value : 0/10
Post usefulness : 3/10
Target audience: venture capitalist, investors!

I am thinking of starting any posts with a statutory warning so that there is upfront info on the usefulness of it.. so proceed at your own risk!

Hello Rajrocks, Sure, why not? However, a note of caution: due to high demand for see such a performance, am seriously considering to make it a ticket based entry. I mean, if someone is going to laugh at my expense, why not atleast make some money out of it?!!

So in the new year look out for "Drunken Monkey Dancing Troupe" performance in various bars of Navi Mumbai. The shows will be reasonably priced and like any ticketing event, there will be premium, business and economy tickets: premium: get to sit on same table and join the dance performance business: blocked seats near to performance table and economy: assured seats but you may need binoculars to view!!

Of course as the originator of the idea, you will get discounted price all the time and also free upgrade to premium ticket!!

With the amount of venture ideas getting generated in Navi Mumbai bars, Maharashtra govt should seriously consider creating special economic zones to host these bars!!

So all we need is an angel investor who can see the potential. If any doubt , see the attached picture on potential earnings! So guys, open your pocket for an exciting business proposition!!

Happy new year to you too Rajrocks extended to your family as well. Have a great 2019..

Rgds
Basu

PS: since the content did not meet the required number lines that I am usually used to, adding a PS. Be warned, if it still does not meet, there will be PPS!!

Just a note on the attached picture. Not sure if I took it in Sona bar or Heaven6. I think it was in heaven6 on Saturday. When we went the usual cuties were on the floor and not much mongers.
As I was running low on cash went out to get some money, but by the time I came back, there were three groups with mini FORT built on their tables using 20 rupee bundles. Remember the old police stations built with just brick without any outer coating? Imagine that, except for brick replace it with 20 rupee bundle! The amount I withdrew was equal to couple of the bundles , luckily common sense prevailed and with purse shut we sat tight to enjoy the show!

There was a guy to the left of us, AAshwin mentioned something like he is Sanjay Dutt double (he looked more of Arthur road character to me!) and the main thing was he had a flunky person standing next to him and his job was to unbundle and hand over the notes to Sanjuarthur(in this forum terms, fake id of Sanjay Dutt!) so that he can throw on the girl. I thought opening the tap and handing out paper towels is the most redundant job, but this one beats it by a mile!! Having said that, I don't mind doing this job for few months. Imagine a job that feeds you and takes you to dance bar just to carry cash.. what more do you need?!! It maybe possible that after the boss is done with the girl, she may feel pity on you and may spread her legs for a quick 5 minutes (I need just 1 to get the deed done, the additional 4 is a big bonus!).. so big hearted mongers, pray to the almighty that my fantasy and job need is fulfilled this year!!

PPS : while praying don't be generic. Given my lucky stars, I might end up with the zip opening, dick holding job.. so be specific about flunky job and let 2019 be the year that my fantasy to lay with heaven6 girl comes true!!

Happy 2019 all. May all your mongering fantasy come true..



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[Unclesam]

Thanks to confirmation from people visited kishor yesterday
Went in around 4:30, went in to the inner 1st room. Only aunties were there (I am 30s guy), one guy asked sir koi item bethao, I asked him sab meri aunti lag rahi hai..... He smiled and sent a young chick in 5mins...
She came with smile and said teena...
Good looking slim girl, I asked her to sit.
Started off with basics, she doesn't go all out from start not even lip locking to begin with... But gets in mood with time and everything is on plate...
Enjoyed nice kissing, gropping and even lil bit fingering along with lil bit of dancing...
Overall had a wonderful time...

FIRST FR ON FIRST DAY OF NEW YEAR .

May u get many more such experiance throughout the 2019

 

[Unclesam]

Statutory warning:

FR Value : 0/10
Post usefulness : 3/10
Target audience: venture capitalist, investors!

I am thinking of starting any posts with a statutory warning so that there is upfront info on the usefulness of it.. so proceed at your own risk!

Hello Rajrocks, Sure, why not? However, a note of caution: due to high demand for see such a performance, am seriously considering to make it a ticket based entry. I mean, if someone is going to laugh at my expense, why not atleast make some money out of it?!!

So in the new year look out for "Drunken Monkey Dancing Troupe" performance in various bars of Navi Mumbai. The shows will be reasonably priced and like any ticketing event, there will be premium, business and economy tickets: premium: get to sit on same table and join the dance performance business: blocked seats near to performance table and economy: assured seats but you may need binoculars to view!!

Of course as the originator of the idea, you will get discounted price all the time and also free upgrade to premium ticket!!

With the amount of venture ideas getting generated in Navi Mumbai bars, Maharashtra govt should seriously consider creating special economic zones to host these bars!!

So all we need is an angel investor who can see the potential. If any doubt , see the attached picture on potential earnings! So guys, open your pocket for an exciting business proposition!!

Happy new year to you too Rajrocks extended to your family as well. Have a great 2019..

Rgds
Basu

PS: since the content did not meet the required number lines that I am usually used to, adding a PS. Be warned, if it still does not meet, there will be PPS!!

Just a note on the attached picture. Not sure if I took it in Sona bar or Heaven6. I think it was in heaven6 on Saturday. When we went the usual cuties were on the floor and not much mongers. As o was running low on cash Statutory warning:

FR Value : 0/10
Post usefulness : 3/10
Target audience: venture capitalist, investors!

I am thinking of starting any posts with a statutory warning so that there is upfront info on the usefulness of it.. so proceed at your own risk!

Hello Rajrocks, Sure, why not? However, a note of caution: due to high demand for see such a performance, am seriously considering to make it a ticket based entry. I mean, if someone is going to laugh at your expense, why not atleast make some money out of it?!!

So in the new year look out for "Drunken Monkey Dancing Troupe" performance in various bars of Navi Mumbai. The shows will be reasonably priced and like any ticketing event, there will be premium, business and economy tickets: premium: get to sit on same table and join the dance performance business: blocked seats near to performance table and economy: assured seats but you may need binoculars to view!!

Of course as the originator of the idea, you will get discounted price all the time and also free upgrade to premium ticket!!

With the amount of venture ideas getting generated in Navi Mumbai bars, Maharashtra govt should seriously consider creating special economic zones to host these bars!!

So all we need is an angel investor who can see the potential. If any doubt , see the attached picture on potential earnings! So guys, open your pocket for an exciting business proposition!!

Happy new year to you too Rajrocks extended to your family as well. Have a great 2019..

Rgds
Basu

PS: since the content did not meet the required number lines that I am usually used to, adding a PS. Be warned, if it still does not meet, there will be PPS. Just a note on the picture. Not sure if it took it in Sona bar or Heaven6. I think it was in heaven6 on Saturday. When we went, the usual cuties were on the floor and not much mongers. As I was running low on cash went out to get some money, but by the time I came back, there were three groups with mini FORT built on their tables using 20 rupee bundles. Remember the old police stations built with just brick without any outer coating? Imagine that, except for brick replace it with 20 rupee bundle! The amount I withdrew was equal to couple of the bundles , luckily common sense prevailed and with purse shut we sat tight to enjoy the show!

There was a guy to the left of us, AAshwin mentioned something like he is Sanjay Dutt double (he looked more of Arthur road character to me!) and the main thing was he had a flunky person standing next to him and his job was to unbundle and hand over the notes to Sanjuarthur(in this forum terms, fake id of Sanjay Dutt!) so that he can throw on the girl. I thought opening the tap and handing out paper towels is the most redundant job, but this one beats it by a mile!! Having said that, I don't mind doing this job for few months. Imagine a job that feeds you and takes you to dance bar just to carry cash.. what more do you need?!! It maybe possible that after the boss is done with the girl, she may feel pity on you and may spread her legs for a quick 5 minutes (I need just 1 to get the deed done, the additional 4 is a big bonus!).. so big hearted mongers, pray to the almighty that my fantasy and job need is fulfilled this year!!

PPS : while praying don't be generic. Given my lucky stars, I might end up with the zip opening, dick holding job.. so be specific about flunky job and let 2019 be the year that my fantasy to lay with heaven6 girl comes true!!

Happy 2019 all. May all your mongering fantasy come true..

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Basu Da
U wil have rocking 2019

And

All your fantastic fantasy will fantabulously come true
and
we all will have fascinating futuristic fun filled FRs to read on forum from you

Uncle Sam

 

[mumbai monger]

Happy new year 2019 folks

Let this 2019 be similar to 2017 where forum members were very helpful to eachother. I am from indie background. Was bored due to few chaps who constantly kept fighting on indie forum to ruined it. I looked at db forum and found interesting. People were helping each other. Plenty of frs each day rather each moment. Met nm pc jackytr mk anglo ilikeitmonger gandagenda devil mongering1984 and plenty of ppl here. Year 2018 was flashback of indie forum. People constantly biting eachother.

Let this year be continuation of 2017 where frs will flow like river and even newbie standing on coast get wet with information. Let everyone swim deep in high tide ocean or let people get happiness even by standing at coastal region with water touching water.

The one who has lifejacket of experience and bag full of money get happily mixed with todler with rubber tube on waist. Lets just get happiness depending upon our budget and our own style of mongering. Stick to it. Let your nebiour throw 1L 2L on girl you get close to girl with 1k 2k from your pocket. He may take girl on entry and you just get hands dirty but there is happiness on either side. Dont fight. Ignore your money spender nebiour or some forum member. Its his style. He is going to get girl or would go home empty pocket. Dont fight. You stick to your own rules and dont talk or interfere with anyone else. You may read beyond imagination fr. Just read it and forget it. Dont comment if you dont like it. Encourage good genuine frs so the others are motivated to try and post frs. There would be agents here to sell girl or db but you must be wise to pickup your

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Own style of. Like i try things in rasna akshay kishore. Other dbs like cabana star night etc are just for my visit and enjoy. I dont do any tries there. Not in my budget, girls and techniques costly, dosent look my favorite ground..... F*** Off. Try something of your own. What you are gonna get after fighting with forum members? Nothing. Even at end of day after putting bad words to someone you would realise that if you would have spent that much energy in fr it would have been mind pleasing day end for you. Isn't it?

 

[Shivamrut]

Happy new year to all of the forum members


Joker bro where are you ?

Waitimg for your new year Fr ..

 

[erotic-dreamer]

Impotent Sam, slowly planning to start your exaggerated FRs... can't stay away from forum Bastard...self proclaimed Guruji...managing Guruji ID and disciple ID...

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Jacky.....see how many likes has UncleSam's FR on return has got....25 likes...have you ever written anything which has got so many likes??

Now don't call me another fake ID by Uncle Sam.I am a silent reader since long and once shared a video of DB gals long time back.("ghar pe maa ko bhi fake bulate ho kya..aap chorke sab fake hain yahan pe??)

There are many writers here on this forum i appreciate a lot whose FRs go far beyond just normal information sharing and provide me what i can elderly and experienced advice about various aspects of life itself.

Most importantly they make me happy and keep me entertained .Thats why am hooked to forum.

Ppl who follow the forum all know who these guys are and i can tell you UncleSam is most popular and hence the number of likes. ( like erstwhile money123456 of wsg )

I cannot remember a single FR from you of that caliber...so why shd i support you???

We are all hiding behind fake names here and trust me i dont know anyone here in person but i can never support you as all you do is finger and irritate other members here while you should be really doing the fingering in various bar and writing FRs. I remember the iliketomonger episode too.You are someone whose teachers call their parents and tell that your child is disturbing the general peace tradition and ethos of the school.

I dont know UncleSam personally and am not a chamcha but his FRs have given me enormous happiness over years and got me hooked to this wonderful forum here like i trust many silent readers.
My relation with him is like that of a favourite author or columnist you follow religiously and wait impatiently for the next articles to come out.I do think that Shivamrut may be Sam in disguise but thats fine.I dont mind creating a few fake IDs to counter obnoxious idiots like you.

You must be a guy in real life who when goes out of his house..the father thinks "phir jaa raha hain mere paise urane " and looks sadly at ur mom as if silently saying "isko janam kyu diya tha"...while ur mom looks back at ur dad with face full of firm disdain as if saying "maine akele ise janam diya hain kya".

I just wish that this world has less ppl like you.

Pls get lost from this forum for our sanctity.You are a pain in everyone's ass.

 

[Unclesam]

Jacky.....see how many likes has UncleSam's FR on return has got....25 likes...have you ever written anything which has got so many likes??

Now don't call me another fake ID by Uncle Sam.I am a silent reader since long and once shared a video of DB gals long time back.("ghar pe maa ko bhi fake bulate ho kya..aap chorke sab fake hain yahan pe??)

There are many writers here on this forum i appreciate a lot whose FRs go far beyond just normal information sharing and provide me what i can elderly and experienced advice about various aspects of life itself.

Most importantly they make me happy and keep me entertained .Thats why am hooked to forum.

Ppl who follow the forum all know who these guys are and i can tell you UncleSam is most popular and hence the number of likes. ( like erstwhile money123456 of wsg )

I cannot remember a single FR from you of that caliber...so why shd i support you???

We are all hiding behind fake names here and trust me i dont know anyone here in person but i can never support you as all you do is finger and irritate other members here while you should be really doing the fingering in various bar and writing FRs. I remember the iliketomonger episode too.You are someone whose teachers call their parents and tell that your child is disturbing the general peace tradition and ethos of the school.

I dont know UncleSam personally and am not a chamcha but his FRs have given me enormous happiness over years and got me hooked to this wonderful forum here like i trust many silent readers.
My relation with him is like that of a favourite author or columnist you follow religiously and wait impatiently for the next articles to come out.I do think that Shivamrut may be Sam in disguise but thats fine.I dont mind creating a few fake IDs to counter obnoxious idiots like you.

You must be a guy in real life who when goes out of his house..the father thinks "phir jaa raha hain mere paise urane " and looks sadly at ur mom as if silently saying "isko janam kyu diya tha"...while ur mom looks back at ur dad with face full of firm disdain as if saying "maine akele ise janam diya hain kya".

I just wish that this world has less ppl like you.

Pls get lost from this forum for our sanctity.You are a pain in everyone's ass.

I strongly request you to refrain from doing personal comments on any one including jackyass

I have very clearly told the same to shiva also

I hope we all have a very happy and prosperous 2019 in both real and mongering life .

We all already have so much of stress in real life .

Lets not increase the same on virtual life also .

Uncle Sam

 

[funzone699]

I strongly request you to refrain from doing personal comments on any one including jackyass

I have very clearly told the same to shiva also

I hope we all have a very happy and prosperous 2019 in both real and mongering life .

We all already have so much of stress in real life .

Lets not increase the same on virtual life also .

Uncle Sam

Wise person , wise words.

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[jackyass]

Jacky.....see how many likes has UncleSam's FR on return has got....25 likes...have you ever written anything which has got so many likes??

Now don't call me another fake ID by Uncle Sam.I am a silent reader since long and once shared a video of DB gals long time back.("ghar pe maa ko bhi fake bulate ho kya..aap chorke sab fake hain yahan pe??)

There are many writers here on this forum i appreciate a lot whose FRs go far beyond just normal information sharing and provide me what i can elderly and experienced advice about various aspects of life itself.

Most importantly they make me happy and keep me entertained .Thats why am hooked to forum.

Ppl who follow the forum all know who these guys are and i can tell you UncleSam is most popular and hence the number of likes. ( like erstwhile money123456 of wsg )

I cannot remember a single FR from you of that caliber...so why shd i support you???

We are all hiding behind fake names here and trust me i dont know anyone here in person but i can never support you as all you do is finger and irritate other members here while you should be really doing the fingering in various bar and writing FRs. I remember the iliketomonger episode too.You are someone whose teachers call their parents and tell that your child is disturbing the general peace tradition and ethos of the school.

I dont know UncleSam personally and am not a chamcha but his FRs have given me enormous happiness over years and got me hooked to this wonderful forum here like i trust many silent readers.
My relation with him is like that of a favourite author or columnist you follow religiously and wait impatiently for the next articles to come out.I do think that Shivamrut may be Sam in disguise but thats fine.I dont mind creating a few fake IDs to counter obnoxious idiots like you.

You must be a guy in real life who when goes out of his house..the father thinks "phir jaa raha hain mere paise urane " and looks sadly at ur mom as if silently saying "isko janam kyu diya tha"...while ur mom looks back at ur dad with face full of firm disdain as if saying "maine akele ise janam diya hain kya".

I just wish that this world has less ppl like you.

Pls get lost from this forum for our sanctity.You are a pain in everyone's ass.

Asshole, what is your contribution here, silent reader...where were you when this bastard in disguise was taking the forum for a ride...no balls bastard...you are nothing for me...impotent Sam is the target..he said he will destroy the forum.. if I want to do I will do it ..just a script idiot...search for program to post and submit on a website...Keep your ass shut and get to silent mode..

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[erotic-dreamer]

Asshole, what is your contribution here, silent reader...where were you when this bastard in disguise was taking the forum for a ride...no balls bastard...you are nothing for me...impotent Sam is the target..he said he will destroy the forum.. if I want to do I will do it ..just a script idiot...search for program to post and submit on a website...Keep your ass shut and get to silent mode..

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Better to be silent than being of junk value..
You are what we call technically as "perils of an unmoderated forum" otherwise by now you should be on a blocked mode and reappearing with a new ID probably behaving a bit decently...

You dont need a script to do that....Just copy paste huge chunk of junk...pages and pages of gospels of Asaram bapu here..Copy paste..copy paste..will suit your jobless status and depressed state of mind..cheers

 

[ronitji]

hey guys i was out of mumbai from last 10 days.. just returned today.

Any idea if today Sb's are open, certainly hope its not dry day or something

 

[jackyass]

Better to be silent than being of junk value..
You are what we call technically as "perils of an unmoderated forum" otherwise by now you should be on a blocked mode and reappearing with a new ID probably behaving a bit decently...

You dont need a script to do that....Just copy paste huge chunk of junk...pages and pages of gospels of Asaram bapu here..Copy paste..copy paste..will suit your jobless status and depressed state of mind..cheers

Hahaha.. unmoderated forum... already mentioned this when impotent Sam was trying to destroy the forum...you are just a silent reader and seems to be not visiting DBs...you enjoy reading but here exaggerated FRs are misguiding...moron anyone can write...shut your ass now...

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[erotic-dreamer]

Hahaha.. unmoderated forum... already mentioned this when impotent Sam was trying to destroy the forum...you are just a silent reader and seems to be not visiting DBs...you enjoy reading but here exaggerated FRs are misguiding...moron anyone can write...shut your ass now...

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Please specify with details which FRs did u find exaggerated and on what points??
While writing ppl tend to colour the FRs based on the high of that moment but never to the point of them being blatantly false and misleading.

I am your father's age and have been visiting these places since when u were a kid and trust me if i can lay my hands on you one day...i will ask my men to hold you really tight and will just tug and pull your pants down to your knees and finger your ass wildly and push inside in whatever i can lay my hands there.I know i will enjoy..maybe u will too..Then ur ass will be so sore that u wont be able to shut ur ass for a while..

I am getting hard thinking of this even at this age...i will be scared to insert in you though as i know you may have some bad disease.

 

[jackyass]

I strongly request you to refrain from doing personal comments on any one including jackyass

I have very clearly told the same to shiva also

I hope we all have a very happy and prosperous 2019 in both real and mongering life .

We all already have so much of stress in real life .

Lets not increase the same on virtual life also .

Uncle Sam

Chutiya, don't pretend...I'm not a coward like you and can face things...start compiling your exaggerated FRs...

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[jackyass]

Please specify with details which FRs did u find exaggerated and on what points??
While writing ppl tend to colour the FRs based on the high of that moment but never to the point of them being blatantly false and misleading.

I am your father's age and have been visiting these places since when u were a kid and trust me if i can lay my hands on you one day...i will ask my men to hold you really tight and will just tug and pull your pants down to your knees and finger your ass wildly and push inside in whatever i can lay my hands there.I know i will enjoy..maybe u will too..Then ur ass will be so sore that u wont be able to shut ur ass for a while..

Another old asshole, you and impotent Sam suck each other's dick and try to get it hard...no wonder your ID is erotic dreamer, you can just only dream...another one barks...

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[erotic-dreamer]

Another old asshole, you and impotent Sam suck each other's dick and try to get it hard...no wonder your ID is erotic dreamer, you can just only dream...another one barks...

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I dont want to suck your dick.Maybe i will just play with it if its beautiful.
Its only your ass that i am interested in.

Please consider my offer.Yes i have dreams and you can bring color to my dream
You and ur parents will be grateful for ever and i will be happy too..

Remember chances dont come often...I am in mood now and my mood is not going to be blessing you forever.It will shift to someone else.Then dont repent and cry.

 

[Shivamrut]

There is new hashtag on Twitter

Get well soon Jacky.