Best Clubs In Tijuana Other Then Adelitas/chicago Club

[rocknrolltrekkie]

One more thing Miami has been real good recently do to the exodus of many putas from Hong Kong. Miami was dead for a short time, especially when Hong Kong started charging a entrance fee on busy days. [ they would make you buy a beer at the door, and they locked the doors between the two bars.]

You see it has been reported elsewhere that the Hong Kong bar has a new policy, ' NO FAT GIRLS WORKING!!!!' They told the ladies straight up, you have a few weeks to lose the weight, or you're out of HERE! Any girl who HK Management felt was overweight, or didn't have the proper looks, was shown the DOOR!!!!!!Since Miami is also part of Hong Kong, most of the fatties, WERE allowed to work next door in Miami, a ficha, club where mosts of the girls make there money, a $1 dollar a dance, and drinking with customers, and yes going UPSTAIRS. SO I GUESS YOU CAN'T SAY MANAGEMENT AT HONG KONG IS TOTALLY HEARTLESS.

I know I know what you guys who haven't been to Miami are thinking? Why go to a bar with bunch of rejected fat WHORES? No that's not the case, they still have beautiful chicas working in Miami, some better than they have in Hong Kong. I don't know what the cut off weight limit is, but I would say it's about 120 pounds, which is perfectly acceptable to most 'mongers.'

The good thing is now you can get these Miami putas at a cheaper price than the sometimes outrageous prices some dancers demand in Hong Kong, who try to ask for $100, and a bucket of beer.[ $100 is to high for Tijuana standards}

I have verified the new work rules with some of my favorite waiters in Hong Kong, and they have indeen confirmed the new 'Fat Policy.' { I write this, because I have been acccused of making things up, or reading things elsewhere, as much is possible I try to verify things I post, and try to be as accurate as possible, even if I could seem a little bias in my positions at times.]

 

[nene2007]

Fireballs, Thank You very much for your detailed response. You set me thinking ! Havent been to TJ in 2 months, if you check out Miami and these girls Blanca, Jennifer, Karina, let us know your adventures. Will try out next time, not expecting to be there for a month.

 

[Jeff B]

I really don't recommend a SURVIVALIST MENTALLY in your travels to Tijuana. I don't think you need money belts, decoy wallets, or any other gadgets that would make 'Q" of James Bond's films proud. Now of course you want to pretend Tijuana is a dangerous place, and you are risking life and limb, in a dangerous foreign country seeking foreign pussy, all the the ladies LOVE you --Then knock yourselves OUT!

I think the only thing you need to visit Tijuana is follow normal precautions, and be aware of your surroundings at all time, and don't get 'stinking drunk, because if you do, you could become a target. You really don't need any gadgets to visit Tijuana, just don't do dumbshit THINGS. Let me give you an example of a 'dumb shit' thing, there is this guy who was making the claim, that 1st St Articulo 123 was a dangerous street, because he was robbed on the street. It turns out the FOOL was carrying a 'Digital Camera' on his belt, and someone ran up and took his camera off his belt, and ran away!

The only place that is dangerous to your wallet is on Revolution Street, in the Tranny bars! If you mistakenly walk in these places, and a Tranny sits down next to you, and then you find out she is a TRANNY and you reject HER/HIM. IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU, SHE"LL EITHER GET YOUR WALLET OR REACH IN YOUR POCKETS AND GET YOUR MONEY. They are that good, if you want to try out the gadgets HERE, you might stand a chance, but my money is on the TRANNY.

Visit Tijuana, it's fairly SAFE, and you don't need anything special to go there, except a little common sense, your drivers licience if your a American Citizen, a little bit of money, not much.,

 

[Itz shaquanda boo]

Bohemian:

This is actually one of my favorite things to do In Tijuana, get a new girl in from out of town, who says, ' I don't go upstairs.' There is nothing better in the world then to convince a 'young virgin' never had sex for money, to agree to go up with you for the first time. Because when you fuck these young things, and 'deflower' them the SEX is just GREAT, because they fuck you just like you're their 'NOVIO' back home; they haven't learned to say don't touch this, and don't touch that, it's really like having SEX with a virgin, because they haven't had much experience, maybe one guy back home, or their UNCLE! The downside, is many times these girls don't give BJs, you so might have to teach them how to pleasure you. It's these kind of GIRLS I'll try to FUCK SIN-CONDOM with. Yes I'm sad to say, I'll try to take advaneforum.xxxe of them, but if they say NO, I'll respect that, and put on a CONDOM, usually.

So don't give up, because if Blanca, Jessica, and Karina, say they don't go upstairs, check back in a week, because the chances are Blanca, went back home, because she didn't want to be a PUTA, Jessica is now going UPSTAIRS and thinks the money is GREAT, and Karina, sees how much money Jessica is making, and is just waiting for the right guy to come alone - YOU.

REPEAT THIS MANTRA ' THEY ALL GO UPSTAIRS'!!!!!!!

 

[seashell2525]

There is no place--bar, club, or street--in Tijuana that is out of bounds to pickpockets. However, you are more likely to have a wallet stolen in a strip club than most other places. The reason, of course, is that's where it's easiest for a thief to succeed.

Sometimes (like when visiting a strip club) I carry a decoy wallet. It's big, fat and filled with paper. It's best not to carry more than is needed in such places.

Other ways to safeguard your belongings are to use a money belt. Or wear a pocket T-shirt inside out and put your belongings in the pocket of the T-shirt next to your chest.

 

[djcrisp22]

Has anyone tried Blanca, Jessica, Karina at Miami Bar. These girls claim to dance only, no drinks, any experinece in room.

 

[Hands]

In the non puta/strip clubs on Rev, the waiters will poor tequilla down peoples throat without authorization and charge you. This will happen if you are with a bunch of guys and they pick one guy, sneak up on him, and then want to charge him or one of his friends. Never seen this in Zona Norte.

 

[Katrina :D]

No wallet in TJ is my rule. I just bring my passport and a credit card, which I keep in my front pocket or another secure pocket. However, I did get my wallet stolen in LB years ago by a SW who stole it while giving me a BJ. Damn she was good, both in oral and stealing, I was totally clueless, but never again. Ever since, I hide my wallet away when picking up a SW.

 

[jdwestbrook86]

Hey guys:
I had my wallet stolen in Miami 1 time.
But, this was the work of a waiter (I think) .
Luckily for Me, I put the passport in the safe of Hotel.
Lost some money for sure, and the guy used my credit cards
to purchase some stuffs in TJ. However, I called the credit cards
company to report the stolen card. No problem there with the
unauthorized charges. Guys, that was my real experience.
I learned the lesson. Please always be safe and careful with
your ID. and money in TJ.

 

[Purusottam]

OCHobby wrote:

I disagree the Ladies in the TJ Bars rarely if ever will try to steal your wallet while in the bars, not in the 'Zona Rojo' anyway. Now if you hang out on Revolution where they have Tranny bars, there the ' He/She girls/ boys what ever you want to call them, will rob you blind, especially if you don't want to spend money on them.

I could only guess where you are hanging out OC HOBBY? Another thing bartenders don't pour tequila down the bar girls throat, unless someone is paying for the drink, and it usually comes in a wated down, small glass. The only places where they pour drinks down someones throat are the tourist restaurants again on Revolution, and they do it to the tourist only as far as I know, not the Mexican hookers, and the waiters expect to get paid for pouring the drink down the hatch.

 

[ANNIE M]

All the places down there are trying to get the money out of you whether its drinking beer, dumping a wad, or buying crappy Mexican goods made in China. Just say no to what ever it is you don't want. One scam to watch is where a drunken bitch comes and sits in your lap why the mobile bartender purs tecquilla down her mouth. While you are grabbing her tits, ass, cunt or whatever, she has her busy hands lifting your wallet. One serious word of advise is don't lose control down there, go very eay on the booze and know your surroundings.

Many years ago I was down there watching some asshole drunk out of his mind licking a girls verticle smile on seforum.xxxe. He was so drunk he didn't know how ugly she was or how skanky her strechmarks were. Then in the middle of this he snapps to and realizes what he's doing and with who. He tries to get the phuck out of there but the bartenders grab him and make him pay for drinks for this poor skank. He didn't look to happy after that.

 

[Shalene]

THey dont really hassle you at peanuts and beer hey man we are actully heading down like AUG 10th and 11th unless u wanna come down with us then

 

[lekneppyday]

Notice I said most SMALL bars in Zona Norte offer two for ones. AB and CC do not, but I believe that close to 100% of the other 30 or so Zona Norte Bars do.

 

[Friendly Stranger..]

Hey guys:
Hong Kong bar is the place .
You can have beers , sit down and enjoy the show.
Of course, there will be a show manager inviting mongers for
private dance . However, I don't consider as a hassle .
The place is rock during the week end

 

[Drea]

are thier any clubs where you can have a beer, watch the show and not get hassled?

i do like just watching.

 

[Antonious]

Adelitas does not have a 2 for 1 beer deal. It cost 3.5 dollars per beer
at anytime. All the bar in the alley , I beleive offering 2x1 during happy time
from 10am. til 8pm. what 's a long happy hours , only in TJ. I don't wander
in other small bars outside Z.N. because I think Z.N. is the best in TJ. and
still the best place in Mexico for mongering . I was in Mexico city once and
was very disappointed for lack of monger places

 

[Khun Bob]

Two for one is a good deal if the single price is like $2.00 or less. I think most of your smaller bars offer 2 for one quite often. I believe La Tropa is still at $1.50 per beer or a bucket of 10 for $15.

 

[Freeeeezing !]

Thanks Simpson . I shall try to use pesos next week end
in Z.N. bars. Just experements to see if the pesos can work out
better than the dollars. A beer is now 3.50 dollars in Adelitas.
However, I can get 2x1 deal in Miami during happy hour, So, that is
the best deal in TJ.

 

[Tina has Twins]

All those bars accept pesos as well and I know one guy who frequents Bar Tropical who always uses pesos, as it is to his advantange when buying beers.

 

[Yokune Ruko]

Hey guys:
Most of the bars in Z.N. sell their products in USD. That leaves the mongers
no choice but only greenback. Look at Adelitas, Chicago club, Miami, H.K.
bars all charge 3.50USD. por cerveza . Yet, I find some breaks for paying in pesos
at the restaurants, hotels. But, that considers a very small when I have to pay
the girls and AB. rooms in dollars.