Bar jokes..
- Thread starter aPhopiep
- Start date
- Replies 5
- Views 901
Lirmsimific
New Member
What horrible jokes. All of them suck.
Aaron Grey
New Member
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2010
- Messages
- 7
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 1
One day a man was having a drink outside the bar, leaning against the wall near the door. He took a large swig, and noticed a nun coming down the stree.t She stopped when she saw him, then immediately walked over to him.
"How dare you drink waste like that! God created man to sever His purpose, not destroy his body! You are messing up huis plan, and you are certainly in tie with the devil! The devil! Your body will burn in hell because of that drink!" She raved. The man interrupted before she could go on.
"Ma'am, have you ever had a beer?" He asked calmly.
"Why, heaven's no!" She exclaimed.
"Then how do you know it's bad for you? It tastes good, but you wouldn't know because you've never had one." He went on.
"Well...." She muttered, having no reply.
"Tell you what, I will buy you a drink, and after you've drank it, then we'll see what you have to say." He told her, about to go in.
"Fine, but a nun can't be seen drinking!" She said. "How about you ask to put it in a teacup for me, so it appears innocent to passer-by?"
"Well sister, that sounds like a good idea." He said.
The man entered the bar and walked up to the counter. The bartender asked, "What can I do for you, sir?"
"Well, I'd like a vodka.." He said. He leaned close to the bartender's ear. "But can you put it in a teacup?"
"Not that damn nun again!!"
-----------------------------------------------------------
A man swaggered up to the bartender. "Can I have another drink?" He asked.
"You've got no more credit, Bill." The bar tender said. "But if you offer some entertainment, I'll give it to you free."
"Fine" The man said. "Like what?"
"First I want you to go back there to Butch, the ferocious Rotweiler in the back room, and pull out his loose tooth. Then I want you to have *** with the sleaziest woman in town; she's sitting over there in the corner." The Bartender said.
The man nodded, and proceeded into the back room.
The Tender waited to hear commotion. After awhile, the dog began to whiper and whine. The man came out with a grin on his face.
"Right, now where's the woman with the loose tooth?"
"How dare you drink waste like that! God created man to sever His purpose, not destroy his body! You are messing up huis plan, and you are certainly in tie with the devil! The devil! Your body will burn in hell because of that drink!" She raved. The man interrupted before she could go on.
"Ma'am, have you ever had a beer?" He asked calmly.
"Why, heaven's no!" She exclaimed.
"Then how do you know it's bad for you? It tastes good, but you wouldn't know because you've never had one." He went on.
"Well...." She muttered, having no reply.
"Tell you what, I will buy you a drink, and after you've drank it, then we'll see what you have to say." He told her, about to go in.
"Fine, but a nun can't be seen drinking!" She said. "How about you ask to put it in a teacup for me, so it appears innocent to passer-by?"
"Well sister, that sounds like a good idea." He said.
The man entered the bar and walked up to the counter. The bartender asked, "What can I do for you, sir?"
"Well, I'd like a vodka.." He said. He leaned close to the bartender's ear. "But can you put it in a teacup?"
"Not that damn nun again!!"
-----------------------------------------------------------
A man swaggered up to the bartender. "Can I have another drink?" He asked.
"You've got no more credit, Bill." The bar tender said. "But if you offer some entertainment, I'll give it to you free."
"Fine" The man said. "Like what?"
"First I want you to go back there to Butch, the ferocious Rotweiler in the back room, and pull out his loose tooth. Then I want you to have *** with the sleaziest woman in town; she's sitting over there in the corner." The Bartender said.
The man nodded, and proceeded into the back room.
The Tender waited to hear commotion. After awhile, the dog began to whiper and whine. The man came out with a grin on his face.
"Right, now where's the woman with the loose tooth?"
spunk ransom <3
Member
- Joined
- Oct 4, 2009
- Messages
- 47
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 6
yes very good jokes, keep up the good work
:Lovell Winthrop
New Member
- Joined
- Oct 12, 2010
- Messages
- 6
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 1
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
- wilson holistic centre:
new girl works at
535 Evans Ave today 
416-531-6969 - Nu spring spa888:
sexy hot Singapore 
Filipino Korean girls 
working at Nu spring spa416-669-8508 - DareDevil:
ARIA WELLNESS
ADDRESS: 360 HWY 7, UNIT #6, RICHMOND HILL,647-222-5683 (PHONES CALL ONLY, NO TEXT'N AVAILABLE) TODAY'S Schedule! Loaded lineup with Beautiful Girls : New Sexy Busty Girl Faye, Magical Mia and Work out๐
Babe Amy! Chloe beautiful good body BUY 10 HOURS (GET 11 HOURS) **TODAY'S PICK OF THE DAY IS 
FAYE** - Spa in Markham:
- BlueXado Therapy & Spa:
BlueXado โ 1102 Centre St 416-357-9797 | 416-678-8668 Amy, My Linh (10โ12AM), Julie (1โ12AM) 
Book Now - Pink Flower Spa:
Pink Flower โ 3300 McNicoll Ave 416-299-5515 | 416-817-3839 Elina, Amira, Mika (10โ9PM), Megan (2โ9PM) Book Now - SugarLoveSpa:
Sunday at
โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ 
: ANA, CHRISTINA & HANA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York. ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5โ1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. CHRISTINA is Spanish, C Cups, 5'3", tall & nice curves, very open minded. HANA is slim - wonderspa:
wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8๏ผwe have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Happy Sunday,ensuit shower available 
, friendly nice girl Sunny providing deep tissue to relax oil message back walking hot stone and nice body slide,big big boob sexy face Joey is very good looking,amazing massage,open maid,really popular girl,You can get comfortable warm time,must try
- Withme_Spa:
4386 Sheppard Avenue east 
โฃSunday, โฃโค Yoyo, medium height and sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, very good treatment and excellent finish Victoria,โฃbeautiful Japanese lady with an erotic touch for excellent treatment Jessica, slim, and sexy body, very pretty. High energy session in store for you Emily, short to medium height, nicely rounded and curvy, enjoys giving erotic touch 
416 297-7488 - Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? 
Click Here Meet
HellenKarlaLilyCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now โ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits! - wilson holistic centre:
new girl works at535 Evans Ave today 416-531-6969
- AliceSpa:
SUNDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. Alice spa has 3 beauties to choose from today. Open 10am to 9pm: CLAUDIA (11am-9pm): is Vietnamese, young, petite 5'2" & 96 Lbs, B Cup, best rim deep bbbj cim. $40 Room Fee + $80 (incl bbbj & fs). +$20 for rim/cim. Excellent open minded services. JOJO (12:30pm-9pm): is a busty JAPANESE girl, nice DD Cup boobs
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Click Here TodayBrandyAkameLyndaSummer Call us โ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- ForeverWarden:
Sunday at
๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Jennifer, Sophia & Cindy. Jennifer is a tall, slim & pretty Asian babe with natural melons and eraser nipples. She is very open minded. Come and give her a try, and youโll be sure to come back for more. Sophia is a sweet & pretty Chinese lady with natural B Cups and an awe-inspiring smooth rounded ass. - HolidaySpa:
Sunday at
๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: Amy & Fiona. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Donโt miss out on her special skills! FIONA is a slim hottie with long dark hair, great melons and ass, and nice services. HOLIDAY SPA 3517 Kennedy - dolly nuru:
If you are in around Montreal, come see me for amazing NURU massage - Dolly Nuru - Montreal - 4379807330 - 650Rue Notre-Dame, Repentigny, QC J6A 2W3
- lemon_tree:
a discreet entrance to 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201โฃSunday, โฃ
Cici... 
small build, friendly and pretty,nice touch, with a lot of energy, service oriented, aka Coco 
647 348-2899 - Red_Pearl_Spa:
4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5
๏ธโฃSunday, 
Yoyo, small curvy body and pretty, energetic and flirty, here for therapeutic treatment with relaxation+ โฃ 647 352-1588 - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 3 young girls are working today, young pretty Lily 25โs with curve body and sexy Coco,,cute GFE Lina are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- gold__rose__spa:
๐ต1536 Warden Avenue โฃSunday, Michelle for traditional style treatment and good service, nicely toned body, strong, does very firm treatment, . 
647 346-8086 - Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST 
ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS
BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS Limited Time Special Promotion 
30 Minutes Nude Massage - Red Rose Spa:
We have 11 hot brown girls today ASHA, SABHA, KIRAN, MONIKA, ANNA, MEGAN, SARIKA, NUR 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: YumiA striking new tall gorgeous Korean model with long, flowing reddish-brown hair cascading down her back and a slender, elegant figure that exudes grace and poise. Yumiโs natural confidence and allure, make her approach
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Elena Vietnamese Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Cici Cute Vietnamese Girl Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl Bella She is Mexican Gorgeous face647- 446-0886
- Double_Tree:
4271 Sheppard Avenue east
Sunday, Sofia, tall and slim, experienced touch that will have you relaxed and feeling energized. Nice finish Mimi, very small in stature. Pretty. A happy disposition will cheer you up too. Nice touch for relaxation +. 416 293-5071 - Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 Table Shower Sea Salt Bath Body Scrub Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Pink Mini Nipples Hot body slide, super enjoyable very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise
You are welcome to make an appoint - DareDevil:
Blackpink Wellness90 Marycroft Ave. Unit #2, Vaughan, ON L4L 5Y1 (647) 395-3188. BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY GIRLS TODAY: Sexy Monica, RMT Rose and Beautiful Tiffany on duty.
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Yoyo and Mimi are at work today. They are young, pretty, cute, good at massage and fun.
- DareDevil:
ARIA WELLNESSADDRESS: 360 HWY 7, UNIT #6, RICHMOND HILL,647-222-5683 (PHONES CALL ONLY, NO TEXT'N AVAILABLE) TODAY'S Schedule! Loaded lineup with Beautiful Girls : New Sexy Busty Girl Faye, Magical Mia and Work out๐ Babe Amy! BUY 10 HOURS (GET 11 HOURS) **TODAY'S PICK OF THE DAY IS FAYE**
- wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8๏ผwe have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Happy Sunday,ensuit shower available , friendly nice girl Sunny providing deep tissue to relax oil message back walking hot stone and nice body slide,big big boob sexy face Joey is very good looking,amazing massage,open maid,really popular girl,You can get comfortable warm time,must try
- Spa in Markham:
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Sunday May 11, 2025, our attendants will be Ada โค, Christina
, Cici , Ivy 
and Lucy โค. Call us at (905) 479-6668 to book! - BlueXado Therapy & Spa:
BlueXado โ 1102 Centre St, Thornhill 416-357-9797 | 416-678-8668 Candy
, Mika 
, Amy (10โ1AM) Book Now - Pink Flower Spa:
Pink Flower โ 3300 McNicoll Ave, Scarborough 416-299-5515 | 416-817-3839 Elina
, Kelly , Mady 
, Vanessa 
(10โ9PM) Book Now - SL East Spa:
โโSexy Saturday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea โ Cici, Yoyo, Amber, Juliet, GFE Eva,Echo,
Julia, Akino & Jennyโ 
Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - Your Black Friday Bliss is Here!
- wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8๏ผ. 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Ensuit shower available ,new friendly nice girl CiCi,providing oil deep tissue to relax massage and nice body slide,back work,nice Vietnamese Amy is very good looking,big breasted sweet smile,open maid,everything she can do,really popular,must try
give you comfortable amazing time - Lilyspa1:
Lily Spa : SuSu ( Asian )Slim , Porn Service
Elena 22, Latino French, 36 DDD and 
ASS, Vicky 22, Philippine mixed White , very open-Minded , 
bbbj , DFk Duo , 6475318288 - Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls Table shower ใbody scrub ใ Sea salt bath5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 Young girl Cherry (Student)โcharming breasts.โbeautiful curvy hips.โvery provocative service, professional super Suki sexy body beautiful boots 36D deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise You are welcome to make an appointme
- 89moonstar&MoonMoon:
MoonMoon spa/416 887 8801/8131Yonge st #203 Persian girl and Asian girl in today &&& Bradford location 89 Holland st E west Gwillimbury 6477129688 2 hot latin girls today
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 5 hot brown girls today ASHA, JANVI, MONIKA, SASHA, AMANDA, PAOLA, JOEY, SARIKA, KIRAN, SALMA 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Click Here TodayCandyVivianAmberLily Call us โ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- wilson holistic centre:
Beautiful Korean girl working at 382 Wilson Ave 416-840-0071
- AliceSpa:
SATURDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] Alice spa has 4 attractive honeys today. Open 10am to 9pm: CLAUDIA: is Viernamese, young, petite 5'2" & 96 Lbs, B Cup, best rim deep bbbj cim. $40 Room Fee + $80 (incl bbbj & fs). +$20 for rim/cim. Excellent open minded services. SHERRY (12pm-9pm): is tall
- ForeverWarden:
Saturday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Gigi, Sara & Tracy. Gigi is slim and young, with long hair, very skinny, good massage. Sara is young & slim with nice C Cups, trim waist, sexy bum and long hair. She is vary friendly uses her assets well. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner
- HolidaySpa:
Saturday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: AMY & MAGGIE. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Donโt miss out on her special skills! Maggie is sweet, slim and very talented. HOLIDAY SPA 3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4 (Kennedy Rd & Steeles Ave E)
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young girls are working today, young sweet kitty 26โs slime open mind and young flirty Michelle 26โs with sexy body open mind,young sexy flirt Yoyo 36DD with curve body open mind 30โs and Cute GFE Lina are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS Limited Time Special Promotion 30 Minutes Nude Massage
- Lilyspa1:
Lily Spa : SuSu ( Asian )Slim , Porn Service Elena 22, Latino French, 36 DDD and ASS, Vicky 22, Philippine mixed White , very open-Minded , bbbj , DFk Duo , 6475318288
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have two girls serving today. Suki and water, they are both young, pretty, cute and good at massage.
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: JudyOur new Asian massage girl Judy is a vision of refined sensuality, with a graceful figure and smooth, flawless skin that radiates warmth and allure. Her striking black hair frames her delicate features, and her poised
Golden Flower โ 8380 Kennedy Rd
(10โ9PM), Cici 
, Jojo 
(8โ2AM)Similar threads
