Abaca Massotherapie 5830 Parc (514) 276-4740

[jboi4life83]

What the hell...

Since jr and I are always on the prowl for new experiences, the relatively recent opening of a new parlor on Parc intrigued me. I'd driven by the Abaca salon a few times and thought I should give it a try. So I noted the number and decided to call early one morning. The woman on the phone was friendly and fairly informative, despite the fact that she did not seem to know that much about the girls working there that day. She assured me however that the three girls there would be presented to me and that I could pick. So I figured what the hell...

Found parking close by, put a loonie in the meter and got two hours. Walked around the corner to the salon, which is in a basement storefront. The door was locked, but the doorbell brought the receptionist to answer almost instantly (good, I hate waiting outside storefronts on busy streets with MASSAGE in large letters above my head). Once again, the receptionist, whose name I forget (not one of the girls for sure, a little older and not at all the type IMHO), was very friendly and took me into one of the "newly decorated rooms" to see if I liked it. The new pinkish orange paint did not quite hide the dinginess of the basement location and she added that there were "water problems" in this room and that a spill on the floor had left things damp. Indeed, a wicker mat on the floor seemed a little moldy and I would later notice a telltale mildewy smell (we've all smelled it in places like Decelles and Lotus for example). “ We have an opening special, $45 for an hour she says”, so again I decide what the hell, lets see what the girls look like.

She leaves and two girls come in to introduce themselves. Alexia is 5'10 in her flats, clearly Russian, jeans, blouse, fairly plain face. She does not really turn my crank. Angélique is Québécoise, 5'7", wearing a bra and panties under a negligee, beautiful face, curly blonde hair and tiny perky breasts. She is not really my cup of tea either, but what the hell, I'm here so I pick her...

I take my shower only to discover that the towel provided is the size of a "small" postage stamp... it is also damp since its been hanging in this damp room. The water problem ends up being drips from the door of the shower, which liberally drench the floor when you open the door to get out. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about this, but what can I do? I dry off as best I can and lay on the table.

Angélique comes in and immediately sets out to explain her "options". She will get naked after the turn for 40 while I self serve (jr cringes at the thought), she will put on a "naked erotic show" at arms length before dealing with jr for 60, or for 80 she will get naked, on the table, full contact massage and erotic show with "positions". Positions? Jr is intrigued by this, but I'm sure that she does not mean mish or doggy! "Do you mean that you’ll give me a Thai massage", I say. "Yes, yes, full contact and you can touch too". This seems a little weird, but what the hell, I'm here... so I take the $80 option.

Angélique's massage is on the better side of a sensual massage, but it is far from therapeutic. She spends the requisite amount of time on all the right parts, but the massage is far too weak and her technique is rudimentary. As she moves to my head and leans over to do my back, my arms reach out to grab her ass... wait a minute this isn't lingerie... its her bathing suit! Fine then, my hands reach under to caress her ass, but she moves away.. fair enough we have not turned yet and she has not disrobed. So far all I've felt on my body are her hands and when she attempts to use them to tease me she does it rather awkwardly. By the time she asks me to turn, jr is fast asleep and I'm wondering where this is going.

She does a minor striptease taking off her suit and she does reveal a beautiful toned and young body (I'd say 22-24). Her tits are small but she has beautiful nipples and as I touch them they respond. She is up on the table with me and things look like fun. It turns out that positions means she positions herself so I can watch her fondle herself, or that she waves the Y in front of my face. But all this is done rather quickly, and each time I touch her she moves. She does rub her body against mine but only briefly and without any oil (not much fun). I spend the next ten minutes trying to follow as she jumps around the table. She is more elusive than a liberal bagman in front of a Royal Commission! The positions get more and more ridiculous and none of this is very erotic. Finally she says, wait I’ll get some oil and she goes to work on jr in what becomes a rather mechanical hj. Then, its back into the faulty shower and to the same postage stamp towel… Angélique tries to chat me up as I dress, but my overriding impression is that she really does not have a clue what she’s doing!

The receptionist gives me a frequent flyer card on the way out and I think, yeah right! Walk back to the car and see that there is still 1 hour and ten minutes left… Apparently, the special is also 45 minutes instead of an hour. Oh well, I tell jr we can always go to the gym and watch the milfs workout… he’s not impressed.

Angélique, cute but mechanical and no technique… Abaca… another rather dingy place. Maybe more mileage with other girls, but only if “erotic shows” are not a house specialty.

Gman

 

[bluff mike]

Gman,great honest review and thanks for taking one for the boys.You saved me some time and money.I was going to go there next week to try this place.Thanks again.

 

[nosa]

gman gave a very accurate description.i had a similar experience.
receptionist's name is chantal.
i had vicky, quebecoise with greek heritage, beautiful tits, beautiful legs. very mechanical, 22(?), if not fot the tits, i would think gman is telling my story.

no receipts, chantal said she is very busy, no time to look for receipts.

but the place seems busy, chantal was on the phone when i walked in, then 3 more people dropped by.

 

[after H0urS]

Hi I tried Cindia and I was pleased with her massage. Same price as others

they have many different girls. They work only two days a week thats wy they have so many.

I tried Angelique an she charges from 10 to 20$ more for the same menue

Also tried Stephanie she is American 5,2" 22 yld she does not make eye contact and is fast.

My best one up to now is Cindia.

Good luck.

 

[Larry W]

This is Lina.
I am sorry you didn't like my massage or finish. But for the record, I'm a size 4. If you think my services are average, thats fine, just remember, I have plenty of clients who adore me. To each his own.

 

[seashell2525]

I just checked my emails...the pics I sent you elmerfudd were taken a couple weeks ago, and you thought they were gorgeous. How opinions change! Sorry you were disappointed.

 

[john h]

That is very interesting indeed... I PM'd you several times. You offered to send me pictures, but never did. I was ready and willing to try you out. Hmmm, should I take elmerfudd's word for it? Or do I give you a chance to get back to me?

 

[Periwinkle]

Right now I'm using a public computer, so my pics are unavailable...I can only send them when I'm at home.

 

[Alison H]

Lina,

I PM'd you weeks ago. The stuff about a public computer doesn't fly really. If you couldn't send pictures you should have just said so... unless you haven't been home in weeks? From what I have read so far, I think I will stay away from Abaca. If you want to give this a chance, Lina, maybe you should answer my messages. Until then, I'll save my money.

 

[blackoutparty111]

Abaca is a fine place, I don't know why people are so against it...because of a wet floor? Jeez. The plumbing probs are basically fixed, but thats not why you go to a massage parlour anyway.
I'm using a public computer because the only internet connection at home is WiFi that I use off other people...or I use the one at my parent's house. Anyway, my pics are stored on the comp at my place...but I've been able to retrive some from a website I was on...so they'll be sent today.

 

[justanordinarygirl]

Hi all,

I went last Friday to see our friend Lina.

I agree with many of the sentiments about the location itself -- it is very obvious what you are doing when you go in, which is slightly uncomfortable. I was not crazy about the hard tile floor, because it didn't feel clean. Also, my shower was decidedly not clean.

I had a really nice massage from Lina. I like Lina for her conversation, for her looks (she is prettier than her pix), and for her honesty. There was no question about what was on offer, and there was no disappointment. She touched me in special ways that I quite liked, and she responded immediately to my requests. That said, the fact that everything was so up-front meant there was no mystery, which might be part of the allure of visiting these places.

All that said, I would repeat, because I liked the service.

/martin/

PS: The receptionist is very cute, and flashed me her panties (although I'm not quite sure that was on purpose), which I cannot stop thinking about. I asked her if she was available for massage, but sadly, was told she is not.

 

[Cecil]

Thanks sweetie...
and I'll let her know you think she's cute

 

[ladybug]

I had a reasonably good massage from Kelly of ABACA. My first experience of THAI, 45 +100+10 - exactly one hour.. looks expensive.

Kelly is 23 very good figure, nice tits, nice ass. The massage in first 25 mts was average, afterwards the thai was sensual and hard pressing I liked very much. Touching allowed all over and only HJ at the end. A good experience for a newcomer.

kamar

 

[Baby Girl]

Thanks kamar and welcome!
I must say that is an detailled review and I assume that you have read a lot and have done your homework. Being prudent, you chose not to advertise the agency and that is fine because at the risk of being called a shill you simply gave the "review". Other members, including me would have ask for contact information, so instead of replying with a question, I did MY homework, so here it is:

 

[callsignfuzzy]

And I find their web address:
http://www.montrealmassage.ca/abaca

has anyone tried Natasha she looks hot.
Katia is the same Katia from Lotus, I called and it has been confirmed.

 

[jess b]

Just came back from this place, for once in a long time all the girls were introduced to be so I could pick [WOW I thought they didn’t do that anymore] any way I saw dapne, cyndia and a new girl that’s not on the web site. Dapne is even hotter in person than on the site she has legs to kill for but gut felling told me all she wants is money and hurry up about it. Next came cyndia, she is also ok and I was about to select her but then came the new girl she’s about 5”5 20yrs old nice ass good rack not to small or to big dark skinned Latino type she says that she’s Spanish but doesn’t speak it. Massage shills not worth the entry fee and the options were the regular 20-40-60-80 I took the 80 Thai of course since I had to see her up close in her birthday suit. So she undresses and keeps her panties on, damn im such a moron I should have asked if nude meant nude or it means topless my mistake never to be repeated always ask first so no surprises. She is hot but her Thai was the crapiest I ever had, she just leaned over the table and pretended to grind, what a waste of time, hj very mechanical after mini me finally popped his cork she just said will you be taking a shower?? I was covered with 10 gallons of oil 1 litre of juice and she asks if I an gona take a shower.

Any way if looks is all that you want then this place is for you otherwise go elsewhere were more mileage can be had for the same $$.

 

[Jay T (UK)]

Hello,

A wonderful girl named Daphne used to work at EXOTICA in Laval, a little over 6 months ago. She stopped working.

I came across a girl named Daphne on Abaca massage (on park avenue) web site. Anybody know if it's the same Daphne as from EXOTICA....cause if it is...then their truly is a Santa Claus

Krispy Kernels

 

[~abby~]

not at all, moreover avoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid abaca, i tried 2 times, and 2 time boring and very expen$$$$ive

 

[Ivory]

I second that, went once and it was very very expensive.

 

[Harrana]

Santa Claus Doesn't exist

Otherwise it will be easier to have a rendez-vous with Maylee