Review Joey @ Orchid

[JFO50]

Joey @ Orchid. My Review will be like a story telling kinda like Darkmane123321 and his reviews.

Back story on why I went with Joey:
Was looking for a CBC or Chinese girl that speaks english. Being a CBC myself, I'm not into FOB Chinese girls (Mandarin speaking). Also someone that offers FS

Joey ONLY works Sunday @ Orchid. No where else or under a different name.

Review:
I showed up for my appointment and was greeted by a lady 30-35 wearing a red dress. She showed to my room then point to the sign asking for how long $40/30 mins, $60/45 mins & $80/hr. I went with 45 mins. Maybe it was a rookie move on my part to go with 45 mins right from the start. So I pay the lady the $60 and she leaves the room. I get undress and sit naked waiting on the table. Same lady comes back in, surprised to see me full naked & told me to lay on my stomach. I was more shocked then she was. I was like "wait, you're Joey???" & she replied "Yes I'm Joey". In my mind I was thinking I was getting catfished here. I said "you look nothing like picture". She grin and said "Oh". I was expecting someone with bit bigger tits and didn't look as old. Since I already paid the $60/45 min for the massage I might as well. Guess next time I'll take the 30 min option and add on later. She started off with a shoulder message and back which was nice, she used pressure and think I felt her elbow digging into my lower back. Someone was at the door & since she was the only 1 working (other girl left at early) she had to go answer it. She came back in & move down to my butt and thighs, ever so gracefully touching my balls, but never full cup grab. I checked her out in the mirror, but since she was wearing a mask, I wasn't sure if I wanted to do extras. At this point I felt that the massage was all she thought I wanted. Seemed like a very long time before being asked to fill over, so I stopped her during the massage and asked if she did extras? She got excited and started removing her dress and bra. I asked how much? $100 30/mins or $120 for 45 mins. I went with the $120 since it was only $20 more. She undressed and got fully naked. Nice small perky breast with long nipples, flat, but firm ass, tanned all over (no tan lines) and bit of a gut. Asked if any kissing and DFK? NO kissing in general is off the menu (Covid). She went over to her masseuse jacket to grab a condom and started of with me laying on the table and she started to lick and suck on my nipples (not a fan of having my nipples lick/suck). With her tits in my face I started sucking on hers and my dick was raging hard as she noticed. She jerked me off for a bit then put on the condom for a CBJ. (was hoping for a BBBJ). While she was give me a BJ, I started playing with her ass and rubbing her pussy. She is shaved, but there was bit of stubble. She moaned and started to deep throat. Pushed her head down and started to thrust. Her BJ skills were ok, but no ball licking or sucking with jerking. She got on top of as she said she wanted to fuck me first. Pussy felt ok, not tight. Played with her tits and pussy as she grind on top of me. Later she want me to fuck her missionary, but she put her fucking mask back on . She laid back on the table, legs wide apart and I asked if I could go down on her. Not sure if she didn't understand what I meant, but I said fuck it and did it anyways. I only licked her for a bit (for reasons I won't mention ). I fucked her while she laid on the table and I stood. Fucking her with her legs on my shoulder felt the best. Moved to doggie and came. Showered together. (room across the hall) Shower was really small (one of those corner showers with quarter circle glass enclosure). She showered with mask on (fucking weird) . She lathered my body with soap and jerked my cock. I was ready for round 2 lol. After we towelled off and went back to the room. Thinking we were done she said there's still 15 mins left and opted to give me more massage, (head massage with weird nail scratching) but was interrupted again with someone at the door. At that time she said time was up and had another client waiting. I paid her the agreed amount and said our goodbyes.

My ratings
Massage - 7/10 - some boring parts & weird head scratching
Personality - 6-10 - wasn't all that talkative
CBJ - 7/10 - was ok, but I had to force her on me
Face - 7/10 (was bit older, say mid 30s and didn't really look like girl from picture)
Sex - 7/10 - were sometimes not sure if she understood me or not when doing different positions.
Repeat - Most likely no since she ONLY works 1 day a week on Sundays & interrupted 2 times throughout.

 

[xtc27]

Joey @ Orchid. My Review will be like a story telling kinda like Darkmane123321 and his reviews.

Back story on why I went with Joey:
Was looking for a CBC or Chinese girl that speaks english. Being a CBC myself, I'm not into FOB Chinese girls (Mandarin speaking). Also someone that offers FS

Joey ONLY works Sunday @ Orchid. No where else or under a different name.

Review:
I showed up for my appointment and was greeted by a lady 30-35 wearing a red dress. She showed to my room then point to the sign asking for how long $40/30 mins, $60/45 mins & $80/hr. I went with 45 mins. Maybe it was a rookie move on my part to go with 45 mins right from the start. So I pay the lady the $60 and she leaves the room. I get undress and sit naked waiting on the table. Same lady comes back in, surprised to see me full naked & told me to lay on my stomach. I was more shocked then she was. I was like "wait, you're Joey???" & she replied "Yes I'm Joey". In my mind I was thinking I was getting catfished here. I said "you look nothing like picture". She grin and said "Oh". I was expecting someone with bit bigger tits and didn't look as old. Since I already paid the $60/45 min for the massage I might as well. Guess next time I'll take the 30 min option and add on later. She started off with a shoulder message and back which was nice, she used pressure and think I felt her elbow digging into my lower back. Someone was at the door & since she was the only 1 working (other girl left at early) she had to go answer it. She came back in & move down to my butt and thighs, ever so gracefully touching my balls, but never full cup grab. I checked her out in the mirror, but since she was wearing a mask, I wasn't sure if I wanted to do extras. At this point I felt that the massage was all she thought I wanted. Seemed like a very long time before being asked to fill over, so I stopped her during the massage and asked if she did extras? (She kinda reminded me of an IG model I follow so I wanted to give it a shot) She got excited and started removing her dress and bra. I asked how much? $100 30/mins or $120 for 45 mins. I went with the $120 since it was only $20 more. She undressed and got fully naked. Nice small perky breast with long nipples, flat, but firm ass, tanned all over (no tan lines). Asked if any kissing and DFK? NO kissing in general is off the menu (Covid). She went over to her masseuse jacket to grab a condom and started of with me laying on the table and she started to lick and suck on my nipples (not a fan of having my nipples lick/suck). With her tits in my face I started sucking on hers and my dick was raging hard as she noticed. She jerked me off for a bit then put on the condom for a CBJ. (was hoping for a BBBJ). While she was give me a BJ, I started playing with her ass and rubbing her pussy. She is shaved, but there was bit of stubble. She moaned and started to deep throat. Pushed her head down and started to thrust. Her BJ skills were ok, but no ball licking or sucking with jerking. She got on top of as she said she wanted to fuck me first. Pussy felt ok not tight. Played with her tits and pussy as she grind on top of me. Later she want me to fuck her missionary. She laid back on the table, legs wide apart and I asked if I could go down on her. Not sure if she didn't understand what I meant, but I said fuck it and did it anyways. I only licked her for a bit (for reasons I won't mention). I fucked her while she laid on the table and I stood. Fucking her with her legs on my shoulder felt the best. Moved to doggie and came. Showered together. Shower was really small (one of those corner showers with quarter circle glass enclosure). She lathered my body with soap and jerked my cock. I was ready for round 2 lol. After we towelled off and went back to the room. Thinking we were done she said there's still 15 mins left and opted to give me more massage, but was interrupted again with someone at the door. At that time she said time was up and had another client waiting. I paid her the agreed amount and said our goodbyes.

My ratings
Massage - 8/10 - some boring parts & weird head scratching
Personality - 7-10 - wasn't all that talkative
CBJ - 7/10 - was ok, but I had to force her on me
Face - 8/10
Sex - 8/10 - were sometimes not sure if she understood me or not when doing different positions.
Friendly - 9/10
Repeat - Not for sure, since she ONLY works 1 day a week on Sundays

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Gr8 review, dude! Thx….

… lots went wrong here, so kudos 2u on that ratng… u had fun! No need 2 knock the lady…

Things going wrong incl…

1. Actual girl night & day different f/ pic (but still cute girl)
2. no DFK/LFK (but hard 2 get these days, check reviews)
3. Interrupted sessions twice, no time back (that is, if she leaves rm, u should get xtra 5 min)
4. no bbbj (again, pretty unlikely anyway)

… 2 bad other girl left just as it got busy FFS… that 3rd dude gonna b waiting an hr!

Allotta guys gonna dig this girl… if u dont expec bbbj & dfk, itsa cbc cute girl, gd time… finished w sf2… sounds like msog possible!

Questions 4u!

1. Is that her actual pic? Or just something f/ Orchid? 🖼
2. is she CBC , or was that b&s ? U mention misunderstanding….
3. Orchid spa sounds kinda bad here… understaffed, nobody managing phone, small shower … would u go back 2 Orchid for different girl?

 

[JFO50]

Gr8 review, dude! Thx….

… lots went wrong here, so kudos 2u on that ratng… u had fun! No need 2 knock the lady…

Things going wrong incl…

1. Actual girl night & day different f/ pic (but still cute girl)
2. no DFK/LFK (but hard 2 get these days, check reviews)
3. Interrupted sessions twice, no time back (that is, if she leaves rm, u should get xtra 5 min)
4. no bbbj (again, pretty unlikely anyway)

… 2 bad other girl left just as it got busy FFS… that 3rd dude gonna b waiting an hr!

Allotta guys gonna dig this girl… if u dont expec bbbj & dfk, itsa cbc cute girl, gd time… finished w sf2… sounds like msog possible!

Questions 4u!

1. Is that her actual pic? Or just something f/ Orchid? 🖼
2. is she CBC , or was that b&s ? U mention misunderstanding….
3. Orchid spa sounds kinda bad here… understaffed, nobody managing phone, small shower … would u go back 2 Orchid for different girl?

To be honest I have no clue if that's actually her or someone posing as her. Hard to tell with photo that covered face. What threw me off was the tit size, described as a 34C. to me maybe was more of a B cup.

She was not CBC at all, still for Hong Kong, but her English was ok, not fluent.

Yeah only 1 person working was weird. No receptionist, security or anything but herself running the show.

Oh yeah forgot to mention. Called both #s several times and goes straight to voicemail. Wasn't until I texted that someone responded back to my text.

Showering together was ackward. No room too move, like being suck in a phone booth and she had her mask on. I might want to go back and try Water, but she's also at a different spa Suko under Mimi apparantly. If that's the case I'm going to Suko, but not sure if this place offers FS or is a semi legit place. Only ever seen 1 review of Mimi offer BBBJ

 

[xtc27]

To be honest I have no clue if that's actually her or someone posing as her. Hard to tell with photo that covered face. What threw me off was the tit size, described as a 34C. to me maybe was more of a B cup.

She was not CBC at all, still for Hong Kong, but her English was ok, not fluent.

Yeah only 1 person working was weird. No receptionist, security or anything but herself running the show.

Oh yeah forgot to mention. Called both #s several times and goes straight to voicemail. Wasn't until I texted that someone responded back to my text.

Showering together was ackward. No room too move, like being suck in a phone booth and she had her mask on. I might want to go back and try Water, but she's also at a different spa Suko under Mimi apparantly. If that's the case I'm going to Suko, but not sure if this place offers FS or is a semi legit place. Only ever seen 1 review of Mimi offer BBBJ

HK girl! Not CBC but… I luv HK girls… their English ≠ perfect, but its relaxed, u no? But sounds 2me like if u had girl givng BBBJ & DFK, w decent English, make u happy… Cdn who doesn’t, u gonna b… LESS happy.

Water= still @ Orchid spa, Thurs & Sat… shes a star there, dont expec that 2 change… girl = pretty hot… dont think she does those things tho… but KJ used2 like her, mebbe he trained her!

Still, u should check reviews 4 holistic girls do fun stuff like DFK & BBBJ…

Spa AD - Orchid Spa @ 3601 Highway 7 East, Unit 103

The weekend is here and you never to release all your stress. Come to Orchid and see what we have to offer. Don't miss out Orchid Spa Toronto – BEST MASSAGE TORONTO 3601 Highway 7 E .unit 103 Markham ,L3R 0M3 Tel:4372206963 or 9056047776

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… several dudes say this girl looks loke Water…


…& shes renowned 4 her awesome ass….

But… bbbj? Just one dude posted he FFd her… sounded very hostile, think hes gotta grudge, so dont trust it… Water doesnt have 2do anything special 2 have repeat clients, eh? So dont count on bbbj…

 

[JFO50]

Water= still @Orchid spa, Thurs & Sat… shes a star there, dont expec that 2 change…

Spa AD - Orchid Spa @ 3601 Highway 7 East, Unit 103

The weekend is here and you never to release all your stress. Come to Orchid and see what we have to offer. Don't miss out Orchid Spa Toronto – BEST MASSAGE TORONTO 3601 Highway 7 E .unit 103 Markham ,L3R 0M3 Tel:4372206963 or 9056047776

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… several dudes say this girl looks loke Water…

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…& shes renowned 4 her awesome ass….

But… bbbj? Just one dude posted he FFd her… sounded very hostile, think hes gotta grudge, so dont trust it… Water doesnt have 2do anything special 2 have repeat clients, eh? So dont count on bbbj…

Taiwanese…

Thanks good to know. I that case probably see others.

 

[hapending]

Thanks good to know. I that case probably see others.

Water is sill the best at Orchid, you should go back and try her. Of course, during the pandemic, a lot of girl is hesitate to do DFK, but then it may be YMMV.

 

[Whitestorm88]

HK girl! Not CBC but… I luv HK girls… their English ≠ perfect, but its relaxed, u no? But sounds 2me like if u had girl givng BBBJ & DFK, w decent English, make u happy… Cdn who doesn’t, u gonna b… LESS happy.

Water= still @ Orchid spa, Thurs & Sat… shes a star there, dont expec that 2 change… girl = pretty hot… dont think she does those things tho… but KJ used2 like her, mebbe he trained her!

Still, u should check reviews 4 holistic girls do fun stuff like DFK & BBBJ…

Spa AD - Orchid Spa @ 3601 Highway 7 East, Unit 103

The weekend is here and you never to release all your stress. Come to Orchid and see what we have to offer. Don't miss out Orchid Spa Toronto – BEST MASSAGE TORONTO 3601 Highway 7 E .unit 103 Markham ,L3R 0M3 Tel:4372206963 or 9056047776

massageplanet.net

… several dudes say this girl looks loke Water…

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…& shes renowned 4 her awesome ass….

But… bbbj? Just one dude posted he FFd her… sounded very hostile, think hes gotta grudge, so dont trust it… Water doesnt have 2do anything special 2 have repeat clients, eh? So dont count on bbbj…

You got one thing right, she is very conscious about any fluid liquids. To me sounds like a grudge and I don’t know why… if you go back to kJ post about water, You will know she won’t do certain things because of COVID… Just read the reviews like xtc27 said and make your decision. There’s a bunch of mixed reviews and it’s best to go and see for your self, it’s all about taking chances. You win and loss on some,.. Happy hunting!!!

 

[Whitestorm88]

HK girl! Not CBC but… I luv HK girls… their English ≠ perfect, but its relaxed, u no? But sounds 2me like if u had girl givng BBBJ & DFK, w decent English, make u happy… Cdn who doesn’t, u gonna b… LESS happy.

Water= still @ Orchid spa, Thurs & Sat… shes a star there, dont expec that 2 change… girl = pretty hot… dont think she does those things tho… but KJ used2 like her, mebbe he trained her!

Still, u should check reviews 4 holistic girls do fun stuff like DFK & BBBJ…

Spa AD - Orchid Spa @ 3601 Highway 7 East, Unit 103

The weekend is here and you never to release all your stress. Come to Orchid and see what we have to offer. Don't miss out Orchid Spa Toronto – BEST MASSAGE TORONTO 3601 Highway 7 E .unit 103 Markham ,L3R 0M3 Tel:4372206963 or 9056047776

massageplanet.net

… several dudes say this girl looks loke Water…

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…& shes renowned 4 her awesome ass….

But… bbbj? Just one dude posted he FFd her… sounded very hostile, think hes gotta grudge, so dont trust it… Water doesnt have 2do anything special 2 have repeat clients, eh? So dont count on bbbj…

Oh one more thing… Here boobs are way more smaller. A or B size, I don’t like them that big anyways….

 

[JFO50]

You got one thing right, I went and see her and she knows about the reviews about FFd, she is pissed off and said she would never do that kind of service… she is very conscious about any fluid liquids. To me sounds like a grudge and I don’t know why… if you go back to kJ post about water, You will know she won’t do certain things because of COVID… Just read the reviews like xtc27 said and make your decision. There’s a bunch of mixed reviews and it’s best to go and see for your self, it’s all about taking chances. You win and loss on some,.. Happy hunting!!!

She read my review and she's pissed off?

 

[Whitestorm88]

She read my review and she's pissed off?

No, i was referring to water on xtc27, about one guy did FFd, So that’s means no BBBJ

 

[hapending]

She read my review and she's pissed off?

He is talking about Water and her review, not Joey.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

You got one thing right, I went and seen water and she knows about the reviews about FFd, she is pissed off and said she would never do that kind of service… she is very conscious about any fluid liquids. To me sounds like a grudge and I don’t know why… if you go back to kJ post about water, You will know she won’t do certain things because of COVID… Just read the reviews like xtc27 said and make your decision. There’s a bunch of mixed reviews and it’s best to go and see for your self, it’s all about taking chances. You win and loss on some,.. Happy hunting!!!

Dude obviously got refused service, so posted bullshit. I know from someone who has seen her a number of times, she’s great, but that’s not on her menu.

 

[Whitestorm88]

He is talking about Water and her review, not Joey.

he missed read what I was saying, xtc27 said go and see water but don’t expect BBBJ and how some dude wrote he did FFd

 

[Whitestorm88]

Dude obviously got refused service, so posted bullshit. I know from someone who has seen her a number of times, she’s great, but that’s not on her menu.

Your right, I have seen her Since she started working at orchid. I know her well as a client, we have numerous talks, she is great, I will continue on seeing her… I’m only saying don’t believe what you read and go and see her for your self.. In my books she is amazing..

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Your right, I have seen her Since she started working at orchid. I know her well as a client, we have numerous talks, she is great, I will continue on seeing her… I’m only saying don’t believe what you read and go and see her for your self.. In my books she is amazing..

Yeah. She’s one girl I’ve always wanted to see…someday I guess.

 

[xtc27]

Oh one more thing… Here boobs are way more smaller. A or B size, I don’t like them that big anyways….

Yeah, spinner, not as curvy.., guess they meant face= Water…

 

[Al27]

Yeah, spinner, not as curvy.., guess they meant face= Water…

And Water's skin is a bit darker

 

[JFO50]

For Water/Mimi do they allow FS over at Suko?

 

[JFO50]

What does JFO stand for?

My name, Like JLO = Jennifer Lopez

And jacks off frequently is JOF smh lol

 

[xtc27]

For Water/Mimi do they allow FS over at Suko?

So, Suko= semi-legit… but Water/ Tiffany…

For Water/Mimi do they allow FS over at Suko?

… tough one, u no?

Use 2b Dora @ Ellagance, semilegit…. B4 that, she mighta been @ holistic spa…

Suko = semilegit & does some rmt legit msg w ins receipts…

So, if u said, guess what, fucked a girl @ Suko… Id guess Mimi! … but thats not quite a sure thing…

… does fs happen @ semilegits? …. Well, ya… fs happened @ my office, 2! … but paid fs does happen… still remember my shock @ really pretty girl @ semilegit offering cfs for $100…



… Im sitting in back a few days b4 chatting w spa mgr, watchng her turn away guy after guy asking for fs… 3 inna row, no, bye … so Im like, yeah, fs not happening here… then I get the offer F/ one of her new hires!

So, its a matter of timing… like some nice ol’ lady getting msg in nxt rm, its not happening…

BUT! Spa= dead quiet, mgr not in… I like yer chances!

So… kinda suspect that Dora offered xtra special xtras 2 a few lucky dudes @ Ellagance… she nose how 2 behave, & misbehave, @ SL spa… So u got a shot, eh? Its YMMV plus … not just whether u click, but circumstances @ spa…

TBH, yer gonna b way happier finding DFK BBBJ girl @ holistic spa…. Water = really pretty young full menu girl, but not cbc, no dfk, no bbbj, small tits, & workng @ inconvenient spas…. This city is packed w so many gr8 girls, u can find what u want… Water= fantasy girl, but mebbe not yer fantasy, someone else’s…