dance bars in navi mumbai

Earpy morning joke

Captain madarchod ask his men

Hows the lund ?

In your gaand sir

Jackyass gay madarchod replied
A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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Biggest joke of the year in one line




























Jaccyasss got job in america




Nothing can ever beat this joke



Captain pathetic madarchod hai
Uska baap bhi madarchod hai
Jo nalasopara main rehta hai


Shiva
 
A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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I am indeed impotent. There is no shame in it
My wife ditched me, that’s why I visit dance bars.

I use Viagra. Please see my compounder Shivamrut for Viagras.

Uncle Sam
 
One more mongering tip ..



How to get maximum fun in rasana inner room ?



Just ask Dj to play new song by jackyass



Laga kya ?



Next time just use these magic words

In rasana inner room

Laga kya ?

And see the fun
 
Just checked your thread Uncle Sam...this is better than the mongerology thread...very informative and helpful...you are getting a good response...Well done Pimp Uncle Sam and assistant Shivamrut...

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Thank you my son.

Now I am going to take some rest. I am bhuddha uncle. Tired of posting here. I earn very little commission from the girls for advertising them here on forum.

Hope you all understand and help this poor old uncle. I am also planning to sell my daughter here for sex. Lets see if it works out.

I will be back after 5 hours.
Tomorrow I will be back with new contacts.

Uncle Sam
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
Good, when will you update her contact info in free Indies list...people will definitely pay 4k for 2 shots for these girls...as a token of appreciation for your efforts people may pay 5k...good job Uncle Sam...

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Hi

Jackyass

Caary on

I have some work to do today

Unlike you..i dont eat muft ka roti

So carry on

I hope u get some good job than a hizda ons

No one is botherd by you

Keep posting

Captain pathetic madarchod hai
Uska baap bhi madarchod hai
Jo nalasopara main rehta hai


Shiva
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
James b
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

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UncleSam
James bond ke bare me likha hai kya...
 
Brother, I mentioned DB was in full swing till 10.30. Can you confirm this as I'm planning ba visit today to DB?

Sorry my mistake OB was in full swing and DB section tight BTW which DB ur planing to go accordingly I will advice.
 
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  1. FLOWER Spa – PINK | Scarborough | TORONTO:
    PINK FS – 3300 McNicoll Ave 📞 416-299-5515 / 416-817-3839 🇮🇷 ELINA, 🇭🇺 VANESSA, 🇻🇳 MIKA, 🇻🇳🇨🇴 MEGAN (12PM) 🔎 View Schedule: bit.ly/flowers_schedule 🛎️ Booking Now: bit.ly/bookingpinklove
  2. FLOWER Spa - BLUEXADO | Thornhill | VAUGHAN:
    BLUEXADO FS – #06-1102 Centre St 📞 416-357-9797 / 416-678-8668 🇻🇳 HELEN, 🇲🇾 AMY, 🇸🇬 CANDY 🔎 View Schedule: bit.ly/flowers_schedule 🛎️ Booking Now: bit.ly/bookingbluexadolove
  3. Spa in Markham:
    GOLDEN FS – 8380 Kennedy Rd 📞 905-258-0777 / 416-688-6886 🇻🇳🇭🇰 CICI, 🇻🇳 NEW ROXY, 🇻🇳 NEW LANA, 🇮🇳 AISHA 🔎 View Schedule: bit.ly/flowers_schedule 🛎️ Booking Now: bit.ly/bookinggoldenlove
  4. wilson holistic centre:
    💕💕Beautiful Korean girl working at 382 Wilson Ave 💕💕☎️☎️416-840-0071❤️❤️
  5. AliceSpa:
    SATURDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] Alice spa has 3 attractive honeys today. Open 10am to 9pm: CLOUDIA (12pm-9pm) is Vietnamese, young, petite 5'2" & 96 Lbs, B Cup, best rim deep bbbj cim. $40 Room Fee + $80 (incl bbbj & fs). +$20 for rim/cim. Excellent open minded services. JESSICA (10am-9pm)
  6. ForeverWarden:
    Saturday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cherry Sara & Tracy. Sara is young & slim with nice C Cups, trim waist, sexy bum and long hair. She is vary friendly uses her assets well. Cherry is slim and very beautiful, can deliver a great service experience. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mix
  7. Jenny’s Spa:
    🎉🍒JENNY’S SPA🎉🍒 ✅5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST✅ 👌ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4👌 ☎️( 647-893-5196)☎️Call or Text ☎️( 437-888-3759)☎️Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅GRAND OPENING💯NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥EXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥 💯REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS💯 🔥💋Limited Time Special Promotion🔥💋 ✅💦30 Minutes Nude Massage
  8. lemon_tree:
    💛💥a discreet entrance to 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201💯💞💋Saturday, ❤💋Tina /❣ Gracie💋 average height and slim build, friendly and sexy, long dark hair, nice treatment, over the top service. 💖💋 📞 647 348-2899📞
  9. HolidaySpa:
    Saturday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️: AMY & MAGGIE. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills! Maggie is sweet, slim and very talented. 🌴😎🌅HOLIDAY SPA🌅😎🌴 3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4 (Kennedy Rd & Steeles Ave E)
  10. SugarLoveSpa:
    Saturday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: LINDA, LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York. LINDA is a beautiful young Asian mix girl, 60Kgs with big D Cup boobs with pointy nipples, very friendly, bbbj and many services. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SARA is a beautiful Thai
  11. EMSpa_schedule:
    🎉Come visit us!🎉 Today (Saturday), our amazing attendants are Ivy 😘, Lucy 🤩, Opal 🤩, Vicky 😍 and Sophie 🥰. Call us at ☎️ (905) 479-6668 ☎️ to book your favourite and head on over to 7665 Kennedy Road, Unit 4, Markham!
  12. Red_Pearl_Spa:
    💋4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5🔺💋💋🔴Saturday, 🔴❤ Tammy, full body treatment by an amazing attendant, good overall treatment. ❤💋 Kelly today for an amazing treatment... 5'5", long light brown hair, at least C's 💋☎️ 647 352-1588☎️
  13. gold__rose__spa:
    💐🏵1536 Warden Avenue 💞💋Saturday, 💯💥💋 Sophia, tall .and slim, toned and in shape, nice boobs, very white, smooth skin. customer service oriented. Pretty and friendly 💕💥 Fifi, for more traditional style treatment and quality services, solid body, strong, does very firm treatment, 💐🌹 📳 647 346-8086📳
  14. Double_Tree:
    🌲🌲4271 Sheppard Avenue east 💕❣Saturday, 💖💋Nina, tall and full build, very experienced touch that will relax you and relieve all stress.♥️💗  Xixi, 💋medium height and build and nicely curved. Pretty, dark hair to shoulder. Nice relaxation technique and over the top finish+. 💋 💖 📞 416 293-5071📞
  15. Annie Spa:
    🎉🍒ANNIE SPA🎉🍒 ✅7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE✅ 👌SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6👌 ☎️ (647) 891-9688☎️ ☎️ (416) 291-8879☎️ (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥🔥 🔥GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: 🔥 Judy😘🔥Our new Asian massage girl Judy is a vision of refined sensuality, with a graceful figure and smooth, flawless skin that radiates warmth and allure. Her striking black hair frames her delicate features, and her poised
  16. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young girls are working today, young sweet kitty 26’s with curve body open mind and young flirty Michelle 25’s with curly body open mind,young popular Yoyo with 36DD big buttocks open mind and pretty GFE Lina are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  17. Red Rose Spa:
    🌸 We have 5 hot brown girls today 🌸 PAOLA, SASHA, PREET, JANVI, KIRAN, JOEY, NUR, MALIYA, AMMU, SALMA 🌸 2588 Birchmount 🌸 2 Invergordon 🌸 647-702-8800 🌸 Please visit for a great erotic massage
  18. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹 Three girls every day 🔥🔥🔥 5124 Dundas West Street, Etobicoke ☎️ 416-817-3366 👍 New❗️New girl Angela ,so young Petite and pretty😋 open service 😜😜 Sexy girl Suki deep massage 😘😘😘😘 Hot and sexy body very provocative service 😍😍😍😍❤️ You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in directly through the back door. We have ample parking spaces available
  19. DareDevil:
    ARIA WELLNESS ♥️♥️ADDRESS: 360 HWY 7, UNIT #6, RICHMOND HILL,647-222-5683 ♥️♥️(PHONES CALL ONLY, NO TEXT'N AVAILABLE) ♥️TODAY'S Schedule!♥️ Loaded lineup with Beautiful Girls : Young RMT Student Helen, New Girl Angela, Magical Mia and Work out🏋🚴💪 Babe Amy! SPECIAL PROMO 30 MINS 2 GIRLS $70 🌹🌹**TODAY'S PICKS OF THE DAY ARE 🍬🍭 HELEN🍬🍭**
  20. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Today we have two waitresses: Water and Mia. Water is young, beautiful, sexy, fluent in English, and good at massage. Mia is tall, plump, sexy, and has first-class massage skills. She is conscientious and responsible in her work, and has many repeat customers.
  21. Lulu_Villa_Spa:
    Mia new Vietnamese Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Myra She is Korean Very Petite School Girl Cici Cute Vietnamese Girl Elena Vietnamese sweetheart girl ☎️647- 446-0886
  22. wonderspa:
    wonderspa: 🌺welcome to wonder spa☎️416-5000-800,L6a4H8,. 4young beautiful girls working everyda,Ensuit shower available 🍅,new friendly nice girl CiCi,providing oil deep tissue to relax massage and nice body slide,back work.more experience ,🍅nice Vietnamese Amy is very beautiful face,open maid,amazing touch,happy the end,give you warm and comfortable time,really popular girl,must try🔥❤️❤️
  23. Sunrise Relaxation(416)916-7276:
    Take a peek on Tomorrow@Sunrise Relaxation Downtown: Sophie, Coco and Kitty will be there to ignite all your desires. Call (416)500-0921 for detail schedule and insight info
  24. EMSpa_schedule:
    Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Saturday May 31, 2025, our attendants will be Ivy 🤗, Lucy 🥰, Opal 🥰, Vicky 🥰 and Sophie ☀. Call us at ☎️(905) 479-6668☎️ to book!
  25. wilson holistic centre:
    💕💕Beautiful Korean girl working at 382 Wilson Ave 💕💕☎️☎️416-840-0071❤️❤️
  26. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹3 girls 😘Table shower 、body scrub 、 Sea salt bath👍5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 Young girl Cherry (Student)😘😘“charming breasts.”beautiful curvy hips.”very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️ You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the
  27. Nu spring spa888:
    ❤️❤️❤️sexy hot Germany🌸Viennese 🌸 Korean girl working at💓💓 Nu spring spa ☎️416-669-8508❤️❤️❤️
  28. SL Spa:
    💆‍♀💖HAPPY Friday!!!💖 Ultimate destination for Asian massages🎉 Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville ✨ Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — 🆕36D Flora, Echo, Cici, Eva, Coco, JPN Yui, Happy, Cindy, Jasmine & Aaliyah — pamper yourself🎁🍁 Ring us 📞647-695-6354 or text us 📱647-578-8169✨ 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 💰Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss
  29. FLOWER Spa – PINK | Scarborough | TORONTO:
    PINK FS – 3300 McNicoll Ave 📞 416-299-5515 / 416-817-3839 🇮🇷 ELINA, 🇻🇳 HELEN (3PM), 🇻🇳🇨🇴 MEGAN 🔎 View Schedule: bit.ly/flowers_schedule 🛎️ Booking Now: bit.ly/bookingpinklove
  30. FLOWER Spa - BLUEXADO | Thornhill | VAUGHAN:
    BLUEXADO FS – #06-1102 Centre St 📞 416-357-9797 / 416-678-8668 🇻🇳 KELLY, 🇲🇾 AMY, 🇻🇳 MY LINH (2AM) 🔎 View Schedule: bit.ly/flowers_schedule 🛎️ Booking Now: bit.ly/bookingbluexadolove
  31. Spa in Markham:
    GOLDEN FS – 8380 Kennedy Rd 📞 905-258-0777 / 416-688-6886 🇭🇺 VANESSA, 🇻🇳🇭🇰 CICI, 🇻🇳 ROXY, 🇻🇳 LANA, 🇻🇳🇨🇴 MEGAN (9PM) 🔎 View Schedule: bit.ly/flowers_schedule 🛎️ Booking Now: bit.ly/bookinggoldenlove
  32. wilson holistic centre:
    💕💕Beautiful Korean girl working at 382 Wilson Ave 💕💕☎️☎️416-840-0071❤️❤️
  33. AliceSpa:
    FRIDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 3 ladies waiting for you. Two Very Hot ladies (Qiqi & Summer) have returned to Alice spa today. Open 10am to 9pm: CLOUDIA (11:30am-9pm): is Vietnamese, young, petite 5'2" & 96 Lbs, B Cup, best rim deep bbbj cim. $40 Room Fee + $80 (incl bbbj & fs). +$20 for rim/cim. Excellent open minded services.
  34. wonderspa:
    🌺welcome to wonder spa☎️416-5000-800,L6a4H8,open10to11.ensuit shower room available 🍅beautiful young Jessica deep tissue to relax massage back walk,hot stone.amazing bj🍅long hair vietname Amy is very good looking,slim body ,open maid, everything she can provide 🌹beautiful sexy face ,big big boob,strong massage,happy the end,very friendly ,really popular,must try🔥🌹
  35. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹3 girls 😘Table shower 、body scrub 、 Sea salt bath👍5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 3 girl Cherry (Student)😘😘“charming breasts.”beautiful curvy hips.”very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️ You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the
  36. Jenny’s Spa:
    🎉🍒JENNY’S SPA🎉🍒 ✅5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST✅ 👌ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4👌 ☎️( 647-893-5196)☎️Call or Text ☎️( 437-888-3759)☎️Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅GRAND OPENING💯NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥EXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥 💯REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS💯 🔥💋Limited Time Special Promotion🔥💋 ✅💦30 Minutes Nude Mass
  37. ForeverWarden:
    Friday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳 : Bobo, Mimi & Sasa. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Mimi is a nice slim lady with a big bottom, & great oral skills to take you to paradise. Sasa is a slim & sweet Korean lady, about 5’4” with C Cups.
  38. Soul Relax Spa:
    ✨ Looking for a relaxing escape? ✅ Click Here Meet🌸Kim🌸Tina🌸SamyCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662☎️ Your ultimate relaxation awaits! ✨
  39. Golden Sunshine Spa:
    ✨Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! ✅ Click Here Today🌸Aletta🌸Jessica🌸Selina🌸Nina🌸Cindy Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158☎️ Your ultimate service awaits! ✨
  40. HolidaySpa:
    Friday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️: FIONA, LINA & CINDY. FIONA is a slim hottie with long dark hair, great melons and ass, and nice services. LINA is very well known for her great services and her impressive shapely ass. Come and see why! You will be glad you did. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady
  41. SugarLoveSpa:
    Friday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: KELLY, LINDA, LUNA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ KELLY is a young Singaporean lady, slim with C Cups & liberal skills. LINDA is a beautiful young Asian mix girl, 60Kgs with big D Cup boobs with pointy nipples, very friendly, bbbj and many services. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE
  42. wilson holistic centre:
    💕💕Beautiful Korean girl working at 382 Wilson Ave 💕💕☎️☎️416-840-0071❤️❤️
  43. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young girls are working today, young Taiwanese Victoria slime 26’s open mind and young flirty Tina 30’s with curly body open mind,young popular Lily 25’s with curve body and pretty GFE Lina are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  44. EMSpa_schedule:
    Hey! Where have you been? Today (Friday), our amazing attendants are Ada 💜, Carla ️, Cici 🥰, Opal 🥰 and Vicky 🤩. Call us at ☎️ (905) 479-6668 ☎️ to book your favourite and head on over to 7665 Kennedy Road, Unit 4, Markham!
  45. Annie Spa:
    🎉🍒ANNIE SPA🎉🍒 ✅7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE✅ 👌SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6👌 ☎️ (647) 891-9688☎️ ☎️ (416) 291-8879☎️ (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥🔥 🔥GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: 🔥 Amber😍Our newest girl at Annie Spa directly from Hong Kong! Amber is a sexy blend of pleasure and sensuality leaving you wanting more of her erotic services. Amber is a tall slim busty girl with natural 34C breasts
  46. Lulu_Villa_Spa:
    Ivy Singapore Sweetheart Girl With Amazing Personality Jessica Pretty Girl with amazing personality and super easy to get along with. Sasa friendly Vietnamese Sami is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl ☎️ 647-446-0886
  47. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We had two girls working today, Sophie and Kiki, they are young, pretty and cute and the massage was very professional.😊
  48. DareDevil:
    Blackpink Wellness ♥️♥️190 Marycroft Ave. Unit #2, Vaughan, 🍭🍬ON L4L 5Y1 (647) 395-3188. BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY GIRLS TODAY: , Jap/Chin Akino, Sweet Apple , Indian Girl Radika and Beautiful Tiffany on duty🌹
  49. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹3 girls 😘Table shower 、body scrub 、 Sea salt bath👍5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 Young girl Cherry (Student)😘😘“charming breasts.”beautiful curvy hips.”very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️ You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the
  50. DareDevil:
    ARIA WELLNESS ♥️♥️ADDRESS: 360 HWY 7, UNIT #6, RICHMOND HILL,647-222-5683 ♥️♥️(PHONES CALL ONLY, NO TEXT'N AVAILABLE) ♥️TODAY'S Schedule!♥️ Loaded lineup with Beautiful Girls : Yoga Beauty Lucy, Strong RMT Girl Grace, Magical Mia and Work out🏋🚴💪 Babe Amy! SPECIAL PROMO 30 MINS 2 GIRLS $70 🌹🌹**TODAY'S PICKS OF THE DAY ARE 🍬🍭 GRACE AND LUCY🍬🍭**
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