dance bars in navi mumbai

[yeda.anna]

FR from Jharana Sunday visit

Sorry bhai log I know it's wrong forum but still want to update as few may be interested in western Mumbai DBs.

After spending a nice day with family... evening me mausam dekha aur song yaad aya

Aaj mausam bada baimaan he...

Saum bhai ne Jharana ki itni tarif jo Kari thi...so called him..met at usual chai sutta adda aur nikal pade Jharne me nahane ko.
He already communicated that main action started after 9..so reached there around 8:30.

Aaj mann me Tarzan movie ki yaad aa rahi thi...jaise Hemant Biraze ..Kimi Katkar Ko Jharne me nahate hue dekhta he...mujhe laga mujhe bhi aaj Hemant Biraze wala experience hone wala he.

Gate par pahuche aur Jharna dekh kar Ali Baba aur chalis chor ki yaad aayi aur awaz lagai

Khul ja sim sim...

Gate open ....entered inside bar...nice ambience..last time I been there but mood was different so didn't observe lot of things.

There were some 10-12 items standing in between and orchestra par ek moti aunty with a guy who was pretending himself like a pop singer...yo yo honey Singh what the fuck.

Out of those items ...I found 1 only of my taste..(Saum bhai already told me bhai there is one item of your taste, bhai Ko meri choice pata chal gaya)...she was hot in green saree..but lot of attitude...I like that.

Fir red bull managaya aur sip marne lage..Saum bhai apne item ke sath nain mattakka kar rahe the...she was nice.. Punjaban item...her eyes were very naughty...reminded me of Pihu.

Dekha jo tujhe yaar..Dil me baji guitar...jhalka ankhon se pyar...Dil me baji guitar

Bar was not having too many customers might be because of Sunday..

Saum bhai ne 2k ka Gaddi mangaya aur apni item ko Dilbar Dilbar par dance karaya..she was okay types of dancer ...was little bit disappointed as generally western suburbs has good dancers.

By that time it was 9:15..Saum bhai naye item log to aye hi nahi...he called coatwala ...he said thoda late he ane wali he.

Mere mann me song bajne Laga which is wierd as we were seating in Jharna

Sawan aaja re...

By god ye sab soch kar mujhe Raaz movie ka wo famous dilaouge bhi yaad aa gaya

Kabse is pyaasi jamin par baarish ki ek boond bhi nahi giri...

Around 9:30 one item in light brown saree came on stage..nice curves..gadraya hua maal..but I could notice spots on her face behind heavy make up..kya farak padta he nach dekhane aye he..chodne thode hi. Full on eye contact.

Use dekh kar bhai bola abhi aur bhi item log ayenge...jaise Lagaan movie me kaale badal dekh kar sab gana gaate he wesa feel aya

Ghanan ghanan fir aayi Badra...

Fir kuch aur item log aye..I could sense that most of the items face have lot of spots behind make up ...the only exception was Sahiba..a medium highted bhara hua maal with fat on right places.

Sala ye Sab dekh kar Tarzan ka feeling bhul kar ...kuch boondon ka hi feel aane laga

Tip tip barsa Pani..Pani ne aang lagai.

In between noticed a weird thing..
BC few people were having tea in bar..(bar me chai pe charcha)...Saum bhai told me yaha chai bhi milta he aur paneer tikka bhi khane ke liye..maine bola bhai in Sab ki jagah mast item honi chahiye thi ...ye Sab to restaurant me bhi mil jata he...khane thode hi aye he idhar.

Par mahol dekh mera mood bhi banane laga jaise hi wo stage wali item ne dance chalu Kara...

Kajrare kajrare tere kaare kaare Naina....

Mood ban Raha tha aur yaad aya beta NM control kar..mood bana to raat ki 1 yahi baj jayegi aur fir raat ko Ramlal (meri society ka kutta) ke sath sona padega.

Bhai uthane Ko taiyaar hi nahi....aisa laga sala jaise Ravan ke darbaar me Angad bhiya ne apna pair jama rakha ho...meri gaand fati padi thi aur bhai maje kar rahe the.

Dost dost na raha..pyar pyar na raha...

(sala 9:15 tak rukenge ka bol kar laya tha aur 10:15 ho gayi...biwi ke call par call...kya jawab du..puchegi 1 hr ka bol kar gaye the aur laga diya 4...kaha muh kala karne gaye the.

Fir bhai ke hath per jode...tab kahi jakar Angad ka paav hata..Jaan me Jaan ayi..aur Nikal pade Jharne se T-shirt par kuch chhite le kar.

Bhai me to bas yahi kahna chahunga

Sun le Jharna...

Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam..aaj ke baad.
Tujhse milne ko na ayenge Sahiba aaj ke baad.


Bhai kuch gaane ke bol idhar udhar ho gaye ho to apne hisab se adjust kar lena.

Baki is week se hum, humari ram pyari (meri car) aur Navi Mumbai hi thik he.

Cheers

NM



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What a musical mongering FR... Nice one...

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[NM80]

Unclesam,

Good morning,

Reached home at 9...had dinner and went for a walk with wife...I saw Ramlal seating...reminded me of yours...Guru ne kaha he to karna to padega...I gave him your regards....BC usne mujh par bhoukna chalu kar diya...might because he was disappointed unable to sniff any smell of DB or indie perfume from my body...wife was shocked...she asked me why he is behaving like that...sala meri bolti band ...ghar aya ek biscuit ka packet liye aur use aur wife ka perfume lagaya... tab ja kar wo shant hua.

Lagta he aaj Jana padega nahi to Ramlal will be very much angry.


Have a nice day

Cheers

NM

So after a dull weekend
Good to See great FRs by Nm and PC and Devil

NM80 is seasoned well experienced monger
Seasoned monger is the one who can enjoy in KLPD also and can put excellent FR out of a not so happening Db visit
It is a great skill
And more than writing silks ,it denotes the person's attitude towards life
Always be happy
Always looking towards positive sides
Always exploring new things
All new mongers should learn from NM80

NM80 bro ..give my regards to Ramlal

( be aware bro
Ramlal can sniff every perfume and scent ..he knows where u go ..

Just kidding )

PC is another Gem on this forum
Mongers who go beyond Sex

Last 3 lines of your FR are Epic
Mix with people who are not of your age and social class and language
It teaches you life
I fully agree
Infact that's the motto of mongering
To see and meet and feel different people ..

PC we are waiting for your next black buster movie

Devil Bro

My bro ..my fellow scorpion
I know what you are trying to tell

Scorpions are emotional people
Very emotional
They put a big mask of practicality but inside they are very emotional

So you are .

Too much emotions is weakness of scorpions

My suggestion

U need urgent water removal with some one good

Catch one nice indie and do it this weekend before Shravan begins
Take my word bro
That will make things better for you

Now about the Perspective
We all know Db gals have short life and most of them become miserable at the end of their youth

Question is what you and me can do about it ?

One thing we can do is to treat them with respect
Most of the mongers on this forum are good to gals
Most of us , overpay them for what ever service they provide ..be it Dance or Fondling or Sex
We don't abuse them
We don't force them
Infact people like Ilketomonger and PC treat them like princess and not like Dassis
We never go with underage gals

So now anything more can we do ?

Answer is no

Everyone has a destiny and it is their destiny
We don't write it
Isn't it bro ?

So let them be in their world with their destiny

Do all of them do bad ?
No
I know one who has four flats in thane
I know one who runs beauti parlor as side business
I know one who is into business of construction at her native place

So most of them plan well and settle down in old age either in Mumbai or native place

Now are they only one who are in bad shape due to destiny ?

What about those kids who beg on street ?
What about those in orphanages with no parents ?
What about those in old age home waiting for death ?
What about those who live on streets outside the hospital for taking treatment ?
Once go to Tata cancer hospital in Parel and you wil come to know what I mean

So their is loads of pain in this world
So what should we do ?

Try to change what we can and leave rest to God

E.g. I fund education for around 10 kids in one of the night school in Mumbai
I give them everything
Clothes , books ,fees , meals

( my name Uncle comes from these kids
They call me Uncle
Otherwise I am not at all Uncle age
Nor I do I look like a Uncle
U may have noted that)

I know it is a very small thing
And there are loads of people in Mumbai who do many more and bigger things
There must be loads of monger on the forum who must be doing something like this or bigger than this
I never tell this to any one
But put it hear so that you can get some
Perception of what you can do ..

U can't change fate of dance bar gals

But there are others for whom you can do something

Do it if u can

In Bhagwat Geeta Bhagwan Krishna has said

There are situations which you can not change
And There are situations which you can change

The wise man is the one who understands the difference between thsec two situations
And act accordingly


Uncle Sam

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[Unclesam]

Unclesam,

Good morning,

Reached home at 9...had dinner and went for a walk with wife...I saw Ramlal seating...reminded me of yours...Guru ne kaha he to karna to padega...I gave him your regards....BC usne mujh par bhoukna chalu kar diya...might because he was disappointed unable to sniff any smell of DB or indie perfume from my body...wife was shocked...she asked me why he is behaving like that...sala meri bolti band ...ghar aya ek biscuit ka packet liye aur use aur wife ka perfume lagaya... tab ja kar wo shant hua.

Lagta he aaj Jana padega nahi to Ramlal will be very much angry.


Have a nice day

Cheers

NM

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Actually Ramlal was not happy with you because when u to go to dance bar with your friend Jay ( PC ) and Gabbar

U shout

Basanti en kutton ke samne mat nachna ..

Ramlal get offended
He also want to enjoy Basanti ka dance


Uncle Sam

 

[boobslover]

There is one lodge named Taj Lodge on same road
One can take Mumtaz there

Enjoy

Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam who is "best" mumtaz in above 3 bars...luking for mumtaz with Ass like taj dome...lol...

 

[Unclesam]

Uncle Sam who is "best" mumtaz in above 3 bars...luking for mumtaz with Ass like taj dome...lol...

Dear

Tum wo 3 bars ka 3 Mangalwar ko Chakkar lagao
Tumhe Mumtaz mil jayeegi

Wo kisi ne kaha hai

Dhundne se Bhagwan bhi mil jata hai

To Mumtaz Kya cheez hai

Uncle Sam

 

[shahiste72]

honestly i don't know its contents. i take these may be 4 times a year for a span of 12-15 mongering days alternating every 2 days (not taking it continuously every day). i have been doing this for nearly 10 years, so far no issues...
here's a link to it : https://www.everydayerections.com/b...l-ingredients-what-is-in-black-ant-king-pills

Bhai, the link you posted clearly indicates that it is not completely safe for consumption as per warning by FDA. It is good that you don't consume continuously over long period of time. I suggest drink extra water regularly for detoxification. The best thing to do is to follow a healthy stress free lifestyle and balanced diet with regular light exercise like walking or jogging. However if one has to take pills, then consult a doctor or an experienced Vaidya and follow his recommendation.
I don't mean to judge you nor do I mean to preach. My message is to all mongers.....play hard and play safe.

 

[rahul.singhal.92]

For those looking for lodge near bhiwandi-kalyan there is utsav lodge near kalyan-bhiwandi bypass. Just couple of minutes towards kongaon from bypass road on the right side. This is a decent place where couples keep visiting for fs. Just ID needed for both genders.

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[shahiste72]

Now about the Perspective
We all know Db gals have short life and most of them become miserable at the end of their youth

Question is what you and me can do about it ?

One thing we can do is to treat them with respect
Most of the mongers on this forum are good to gals
Most of us , overpay them for what ever service they provide ..be it Dance or Fondling or Sex
We don't abuse them
We don't force them
Infact people like Ilketomonger and PC treat them like princess and not like Dassis
We never go with underage gals

So now anything more can we do ?

Answer is no

Everyone has a destiny and it is their destiny
We don't write it
Isn't it bro ?

So let them be in their world with their destiny

Do all of them do bad ?
No
I know one who has four flats in thane
I know one who runs beauti parlor as side business
I know one who is into business of construction at her native place

So most of them plan well and settle down in old age either in Mumbai or native place

Now are they only one who are in bad shape due to destiny ?

What about those kids who beg on street ?
What about those in orphanages with no parents ?
What about those in old age home waiting for death ?
What about those who live on streets outside the hospital for taking treatment ?
Once go to Tata cancer hospital in Parel and you wil come to know what I mean

So their is loads of pain in this world
So what should we do ?

Try to change what we can and leave rest to God

E.g. I fund education for around 10 kids in one of the night school in Mumbai
I give them everything
Clothes , books ,fees , meals

( my name Uncle comes from these kids
They call me Uncle
Otherwise I am not at all Uncle age
Nor I do I look like a Uncle
U may have noted that)

I know it is a very small thing
And there are loads of people in Mumbai who do many more and bigger things
There must be loads of monger on the forum who must be doing something like this or bigger than this
I never tell this to any one
But put it hear so that you can get some
Perception of what you can do ..

U can't change fate of dance bar gals

But there are others for whom you can do something

Do it if u can

In Bhagwat Geeta Bhagwan Krishna has said

There are situations which you can not change
And There are situations which you can change

The wise man is the one who understands the difference between thsec two situations
And act accordingly


Uncle Sam

Great post Uncle Sam. Very honest to the core. Some of us mongers do such work in private. And there are many mongers who want to help but under the garb of mongering they spend astronomical sums on bar dancers and indies. It is a good eye opener from you. There is an orphanage in Bandra near Mount Mary where I regularly contribute but try to remain anonymous. I go there sometimes and play with the kids there. I also love to help pretty indies in their time of need like completing education or doing air hostess course or making a modelling portfolio or something like that. I do not expect anything in return and believe me I have got nothing in return. Most will not equate the two types of contributions but for me, I derive the same pleasure/satisfaction from both.
Your post just made me write this response. I hope other mongers too take up some small cause and make a difference in their own way.

 

[shahiste72]

Devil bro,



Mratunjaya

Shyam tum mujhe fir ek Baar mil jaate

Dwarka ka Suryast

Raag Darbari

and few more

I have also read Kamasutra.. not to learn aasan but to understand it from the core

It says any sexual relationship with prostitutes, enemies wife to win the kingdom, Queen who you won in battle is not wrong and is acceptable.



Cheers

NM








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Mrutyunjay by Shivaji Sawant was an amazing novel which I read as a kid. It left a deep impact on me. I have seen a television series based on the book Raag Darbari. Kamasutra....only the illustrated version for carnal reasons. Your taste in books is excellent.

 

[@une vie]

Dear

Tum wo 3 bars ka 3 Mangalwar ko Chakkar lagao
Tumhe Mumtaz mil jayeegi

Wo kisi ne kaha hai

Dhundne se Bhagwan bhi mil jata hai

To Mumtaz Kya cheez hai

Uncle Sam

If it has to be mangalwar then today is the day to begin.. Any other mangalwar can rarely get better than Angarika Sankasti Charturti

Enjoy

 

[nramesh10101]

Great post Uncle Sam. Very honest to the core. Some of us mongers do such work in private. And there are many mongers who want to help but under the garb of mongering they spend astronomical sums on bar dancers and indies. It is a good eye opener from you. There is an orphanage in Bandra near Mount Mary where I regularly contribute but try to remain anonymous. I go there sometimes and play with the kids there. I also love to help pretty indies in their time of need like completing education or doing air hostess course or making a modelling portfolio or something like that. I do not expect anything in return and believe me I have got nothing in return. Most will not equate the two types of contributions but for me, I derive the same pleasure/satisfaction from both.
Your post just made me write this response. I hope other mongers too take up some small cause and make a difference in their own way.

In humour I repeat in humour and not to undermine the philanthropic efforts of you all. Around a couple of years back Bangalore was unfortunately a very boring place since most entertainment outlets were closed. While sulking at the situation we were concerned about the dancers and their plight. A few of us were toying with an idea to start a fund in the lines of CRY child relief and you- this we called DRY dancer relief and you. The concept was we fund them during their crisis and in return they commit future or upcoming assets to the fund. We can reinitiate. Any good fund managers?

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[KoolShot]

Bhai, the link you posted clearly indicates that it is not completely safe for consumption as per warning by FDA. It is good that you don't consume continuously over long period of time. I suggest drink extra water regularly for detoxification. The best thing to do is to follow a healthy stress free lifestyle and balanced diet with regular light exercise like walking or jogging. However if one has to take pills, then consult a doctor or an experienced Vaidya and follow his recommendation.
I don't mean to judge you nor do I mean to preach. My message is to all mongers.....play hard and play safe.

yes...n that's y i attached the link so that guys who intend to take it r aware of the consequences, if any.

 

[shahiste72]

In humour I repeat in humour and not to undermine the philanthropic efforts of you all. Around a couple of years back Bangalore was unfortunately a very boring place since most entertainment outlets were closed. While sulking at the situation we were concerned about the dancers and their plight. A few of us were toying with an idea to start a fund in the lines of CRY child relief and you- this we called DRY dancer relief and you. The concept was we fund them during their crisis and in return they commit future or upcoming assets to the fund. We can reinitiate. Any good fund managers?

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hahaha

 

[jackyass]

Actually Ramlal was not happy with you because when u to go to dance bar with your friend Jay ( PC ) and Gabbar

U shout

Basanti en kutton ke samne mat nachna ..

Ramlal get offended
He also want to enjoy Basanti ka dance


Uncle Sam

While veeru is dealing with ramlal, domesticated gabbar is doing shopping with his wife

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[Mightyboner]

Hi guys,
New to this forum. After reading several threads by grandmasters in here.. had to try out an SB for the first time. Finalised on VIkas janta and Sai darbar below flyover.
1. Vikas
Took some time to find it and finally entered at 3.30 pm. As sugested opened the first door and entered room 1.. straight ahead was another door and walked straight into it to find lights on wid no one in there. Was asked by the waiter to come out and took me to a table beside the door. Was amused to see these tables wid partitions.. me being a first timer. Sat inside one of the cubicles to realise i wasnt meant to fit in there. ( 6 feet tall wid broad shoulders )...asked the waiter for a gal who gives good service. Two gals one tiny short girl and an aunty stood beside me.. As i had already occupied 75 percent of the seat i knew i cudnot have the aunty sit beside me as she could only have placed one ass cheek on the seat.. so selected the tiny gal named Ruby.. she was a short thin bengali gal. Spoke casual stuff wid her .very enthu gal indeed.. hugged and kissed her on her lips.. Spoke well dressed in casuals and smelled lovely. Honestly did not want to press her boobs or go further cause the rooms brightly lit and the coatwala.. waiters have a clean view of whats happening on each table. Asked ruby for entry which she agreed 2 grand.. she told the coatwala and he flatly refused saying : section garam hai" and requested me to come later.. anyway had 2 beers and got her a beer too. Spent 3 hrs just talking to her wid frequent hugs and kisses. She did give her number tho.
Review- vikas cant be termed as an SB but mostly a pickup bar.. ruby said that there is a lodge in the adjacent building where the fun starts. Unfortunately for me " mera garam hote hote section bhi garam hogaya" so cudnot pick her up. But trust me vikas does have sum hot chicks and milfs who entered at around 6 pm.. some had killer looks and curves. Anyway. Paid ruby 300.. 2 waiters 100 each and the coatwala 100. As all suggested i first offfered 50 each but the waiters refused and insisted on 100.
Negatives . Brightly lit inner rooms. No practical service possible. Waiters and coatwala greedy. They kept intervining ..paid for the beers and left wid dissapointment to the next SB- Sai Darbar.
2.Sai Darbar- will post my experience at SD some other day..
Meanwhile .. requesting all grandmasters in here for their opnions. Suggestions. Will be glad to read them and learn

 

[Mongeringguru88]

FR on Controversy Chik:
After reading TFF it was time for surgical strike on Rasna. Sat on favourite place khopchi wali jagah. Here comes Controversy queen. Though my choice is bhara hua maal but still Johnny wanted to have sip of her as controversies do sell in our so called great Democracy installed by shitty constitution makers. Anyways I found her cute , fair , easy going and that triggered Johny rock erected like BOFORS gun..After some dance moves proceeded for operation SAMAGAM..kissed each and every inch of her body..she loved it ..oh janu oh janu ..ab bas bujhado pyas..she was moaning like anything...Oh god now BOFORS started firing in all directions..after final assault ceasefire announced.. Operation SAMAGAM successful..At the end I found her completely relaxed and told me that she thoroughly enjoyed session..and told me whenever she felt desire I will be called it is to be mentioned that though I didn't ask her for feedback..for me it was awesome session as it was my first entry experience in DB..so far have been outsider for group.. Henceforth active member..

FR on other Rasna chick to follow..

Mongering.guru88

 

[Unclesam]

FR on Controversy Chik:
After reading TFF it was time for surgical strike on Rasna. Sat on favourite place khopchi wali jagah. Here comes Controversy queen. Though my choice is bhara hua maal but still Johnny wanted to have sip of her as controversies do sell in our so called great Democracy installed by shitty constitution makers. Anyways I found her cute , fair , easy going and that triggered Johny rock erected like BOFORS gun..After some dance moves proceeded for operation SAMAGAM..kissed each and every inch of her body..she loved it ..oh janu oh janu ..ab bas bujhado pyas..she was moaning like anything...Oh god now BOFORS started firing in all directions..after final assault ceasefire announced.. Operation SAMAGAM successful..At the end I found her completely relaxed and told me that she thoroughly enjoyed session..and told me whenever she felt desire I will be called it is to be mentioned that though I didn't ask her for feedback..for me it was awesome session as it was my first entry experience in DB..so far have been outsider for group.. Henceforth active member..

FR on other Rasna chick to follow..

Mongering.guru88

Hammm

How you come to know which gal was the controversy gal as no name was mentioned in any FRs to the best of my knowledge
Anyways

Long live Akhand Bharat
Uncle Sam

 

[NM80]

I was in Rasna till 830...seating on last seat in middle row... Who is this princess?

FR on Controversy Chik:
After reading TFF it was time for surgical strike on Rasna. Sat on favourite place khopchi wali jagah. Here comes Controversy queen. Though my choice is bhara hua maal but still Johnny wanted to have sip of her as controversies do sell in our so called great Democracy installed by shitty constitution makers. Anyways I found her cute , fair , easy going and that triggered Johny rock erected like BOFORS gun..After some dance moves proceeded for operation SAMAGAM..kissed each and every inch of her body..she loved it ..oh janu oh janu ..ab bas bujhado pyas..she was moaning like anything...Oh god now BOFORS started firing in all directions..after final assault ceasefire announced.. Operation SAMAGAM successful..At the end I found her completely relaxed and told me that she thoroughly enjoyed session..and told me whenever she felt desire I will be called it is to be mentioned that though I didn't ask her for feedback..for me it was awesome session as it was my first entry experience in DB..so far have been outsider for group.. Henceforth active member..

FR on other Rasna chick to follow..

Mongering.guru88

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[NM80]

I guess with my limited knowledge about girls in Rasna... she was seating with Mumbaimonger yesterday. I was seating on stool in between.

Hammm

How you come to know which gal was the controversy gal as no name was mentioned in any FRs to the best of my knowledge
Anyways

Long live Akhand Bharat
Uncle Sam

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[Pratapchan]

Just wanted to share something with you all. It is not related to any db, or OB or indies mongering.

It is about our life (why we need women)


Men always need *women* :
Not just in the temple.... Even in life we are always in *search of different women.*..

First it is *Vidya* (education), then *Lakshmi* (wealth) - finally it is *Shanti* (peace).

From *Usha* (dawn) to *Sandhya* (dusk) we are at work - seeking *Annapurna* (food).

At *Nisha* (night) we seek *Nindiya* (sleep) and *Swapna* (dreams).

Whether we chant the *Gayatri* (mantra) or read the *Gita* (epic), or we do *Vandana*, *Puja* or *Aarti* with *Shradha* towards God to pray, we are still with women. If dark, we want *Jyoti* (light), if lonely we want *Prema and Sneha* (love n friendship).

If we are at war, we want *Jaya* (victory). When we grow older we want *Karuna* (sympathy) or *Mamta* (love)From those who are angry with us we want *Kshama* क्षमा (forgiveness).


*It is a woman’s world..Dedicated to all the women in the world!!!*

So enjoy with your woman

PC

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