Tina at Northlands

[Kirjava]

With some recent reviews of Tina I thought I would check it out myself. Showed up and paid the $30 for the 1/2 hour. Gave the $ to Tina who was dressed in all black with a lower cut top and not too tight slacks. Didn't seem too bad. Better than the usual fare at Northlands but still not top shelf.

I had just come from the gym so I was showered and told her it was ok and hopped up on the table. She agreed as she felt my hair and it was still kind of wet. Got undressed and laid down on the table. She started a medium massage with a little oil. Didn't seem to be enough but that was fine. The massage only lasted a few minutes and she asked what I wanted. She didn't outright ask and played coy for a few sentences. She may have thought I was LE but I worked into the conversation things that LE might not know about the studio and staff, etc...

Anyway did some vertical bodysliding and grinding front and back. She has a little saggy stomach when she leans forward due to child birth. Her boobs were b-ish. Not firm but they didn't sag. A decent handful-lite. She didn't seem to have a firm ass so if you want to grab on to a firm ass then this isn't the one. It really didn't have much shape to it but it wasn't saggy or fat at all.

Only had mish and it was kind of a dead lay. There was LK and she did like kissing the nipples.

It was a nice change from the regular rub and tug that one would get there. The service was mediocre for FS. VFM was mediocre. The tip would have bought me 127 liters of regular gas.

It may be an idea to bring your own condom if you go. I guess they don't like to keep them there. We managed to turn one inside out that was there from the last guy. It's ok I rinsed it off.


I would have preferred to spend the $ in Edmonton but time did not permit pooning that week. Perhaps this week....


SlimShady

 

[Jesse]

"We managed to turn one inside out that was there from the last guy"

sorry dude that's just not good!! but thanks for the review

 

[gladewalker69]

'kin too funny slim,,,, you crack me up.
i was going to check her out but maybe i'll try somewhere else, thanks for the review...

 

[Nathaniel G]

It may be an idea to bring your own condom if you go. I guess they don't like to keep them there. We managed to turn one inside out that was there from the last guy. It's ok I rinsed it off.
Holy crap. "HJ? pppft no, lets pull this drippy condom out of the waste basket! See, good as new!"

The tip would have bought me 127 liters of regular gas.
...still laughing over this one

 

[Luke (willows hubby)]

Where is this Northlands, I'd like to check it out?

 

[Holly]

Was this regular gasoline at $0.90 or $0.99 per litre?

 

[7th Kai]

Hey :twisted: I saw the review you made there about that one girl I really hope you are joking about the condom thing?????
I am a new guy wanting to take this new hobby up but now I dont know as I did not think a grl would really turn one condom inside out .... :evil: that is nuts for her and you thats sick wow. I hope you thought about that one . thatsnot the best choice to make at all. just my view on it .
thankyou ill look else where too I am not going to see her . but i feel bad for the girl really as we should not judge if she really needed the money but thats to bad i hope you both are going to be ok
best of luck :twisted: with that one even if it was inside out it would have washed all over your side too slim.

 

[Huckleberry Sin]

Tommy Tommy Tommy

You are a self professed newbie so I wont be too hard on you.
Slim is a real veteran of this board and its predecessors and you dont know him or his twisted sense of humour.

Of course he was joking about the condom.

Welcome to the board-just spend a few hours reading the posts and you will get a good idea of what is available to you in this hobby.

 

[Paul in San Diego]

so sorry that if i said anything wrong there. Did not meen to do that at all I was just new so I was really worried about him is all, sorry guys my bad lol :twisted: :evil:

 

[archnew2]

No problem-you did nothing bad-just missed the joke thats all.