Rookie of the Year-KING OTIS

[Bloke501]

I really don't care for awards but I do believe that brother Otis deserves kudos for his contributions to this board. He really does imbody the essence of this community. With the recent drama on these threads it is refreshing to see reviews written with wit that encourages us to come back to read what will happen next. Thank you Otis, Kid Torrid (aka Skudd) and the "new breed" of members who set the example for both nubes and old timers to follow. Cheers guys![/QUO

KT is the master of the 22 year old Latina....from Albany. No doubt he has enlightened us on many a new subject and entertained us with his travels. Anyway, I wanted to shed some light on some new members who deserve attention for their efforts.

 

[Brendan K]

If there is one piece of wisdom that applies in every situation anywhere you go, it's that when you make someone happy the odds are good they will want to do the same for you. Whether it's a provider or a wife or a girlfriend, giving a woman pleasure almost always results in a reciprocal improvement in service. In professional life, delivering on your promises with confidence and a smile pays off the same way...well not exactly the same way...but, you know...



I intend to keep the work and various appendages up as long as I can physically manage it.

And a tip of the hat to your fine work in the field too, my friend.

 

[Jazzy J]

Duly noted...now I just have to figure out where you routinely walk...

 

[Taylah]

If one of the beggars I routinely pass on a daily basis ever used that line, I'd happily give him the 20.

 

[Mimi resurrected]

I don't have one, but for this piece of wisdom, you have my vote... my favorite treat is getting them up on the table - and then stopping them while I attend to one or more of their needs... always surprising how much they like returning to the scene of the accident... rubbernecking, I guess!

Keep Work the Good Up!

 

[egmfssxb]

I imagine Otis dwelling somewhere in the haze that separates myth and reality. Belonging to neither but embodying both, he was the bastard child of an itinerant Bible salesman and saloon singer/prostitute who entered a life of crime and perversity at the age of 12. They say he has hands like basketballs. Not just the size of basketballs, but big orange spheres at the end of each arm. His near-encephalitic head requires him to have his hats custom made.

After a stint in juvie for stealing, in no particular order, a car, a small dog, and the innocence of the girl next door, he decided to devote his life to charity but got bored with that after 6 months and managed to squeeze his way onto the roster of the Columbus Ironmen, who were at that time scraping the bottom of the barrel in the D class of minor league baseball. With Otis batting cleanup, the Ironmen stopped scraping the bottom of the barrel and started digging a hole underneath it.

Before long he was carrying in the family tradition and selling bibles door to door. Tiring of having to work on his feet, Otis recast himself as a song and dance man before realizing that would also require him to work on his feet. But by then it was too late and, having invested his life savings in a single tap shoe (he was saving up for the left one...) he had no choice but to pursue a career on stage. As a song and dance man he made a terrific bible salesman, and was soon reduced to begging on 42nd Street.

In a demoralizing turn, he was evicted from his begging spot on 42nd and demoted to 34th where he eventually discovered Koreatown and his life was forever changed.

To this day he can be seen begging for spare change in the form of 20 dollar bills, telling passers-by "please...I just need another 20 for a handjob. Can you spare 20 bucks for a man in need?"

It is said that if you haunt the fast food joints and internet cafes in the vicinity of the Empire State Building you may catch a glimpse of him, his enormous bald head under a diamond crown hat with a feather in the band, his two tone shoes gleaming in the neon glow of the city that never sleeps. secretively logging in to massageplanet to post his works of art for the voracious mongers who are his only audience.

At least that's how I imagine him.

 

[Scary Halloween Mask]

I imagine Otis as the character Denny Crane from Boston Legal...played By William Shatner. And having a cognac and a cigar after his HJ.

 

[Danni A]

damn 4x a week...Otis you are my idol.

 

[***GabbiBabe***]

Yes, you need all 3. I am far from rich but I do OK. I take some money out every time I get paid and I make that my "monger" budget until the next paycheck. That keeps the hobby somewhat in check...then if and when I get a windfall I blow a bunch of money on higher-end providers, but for me it's not really all that worth it when I have the most fun at dinky little shithouses half the time.

It takes balls, yes. What it takes is the balls to feel no shame about what you do, and to accept that there is nothing to be afraid of. Do I want to get arrested? Fuck no. But anything short of that is really no big deal. What's to worry about? Creepy? Hell yes, some of them are totally fucking creepy. For me, that's part of the fun...but I don't go back to the creepy, fucked up, toothless old lady places...I go back to the ones that are clean with a good massage and attractive girls.



Random walks? Yes. You can't go more than a block in Chinatown without seeing at least one place.

Online reviews? Yes. Here, Spahunters, maybe once in a while UG.

Advertisement? In midtown, yes.

Language barrier? More or less, yes. I speak absolutely no Chinese or Korean. There has never ever even remotely been any doubt in my mind walking into any place that I entered for non-therapeutic purposes that I was walking out with at least a handjob. It must be incredibly obvious from the look on my face because I have never had to ask. First time at any place they may point to the groin area and sort of ask...if you want them to go there...but never have I had to ask...I suppose I just look like a degenerate or whatever. I don't know.

I have gotten purely therapeutic massages, but I knew walking in that was what I was getting...

 

[oadwmsmx]

4x a week is a lot imo. You definatley need funding, time & balls to go in some of these facilities. Some of these places seem a little creepy to venture into.

Like others I was a little skeptical as well. How can someone go to these place to place so frequently like a health inspector. I too enjoy kingotis posts & would be nice to create a atmosphere of sharing. I def. try to share my experiences as well but due to time constraint, its pretty tough. An hour here & there adds to some serious hours of HJ fun.

Curious how do you pick your places? Random walks? online reviews? advertisement? Is there a language barrier when you go usually? Curious if it results in different level of service since YMMV

 

[gldjns]

Someone's been reading their Dr Seuss books. Real lessons for life.

 

[DarkLight]

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

kudos king otis.

 

[marina]

Bravo King of kings!

 

[Warriors Dance]

Well-deserved. And his writing style is getting better too!

 

[SkaterChick..<3]

A handjob is a handjob is a handjob...I can close my eyes and imagine whoever I want at the end of that arm.

 

[Emily Gerardi]

Haha...I guess Supreme and Otis will film themselves and the narrative will be eloquently written.

 

[M. T. Void]

I am sure Otis' review would be entertaining and witty that will make some members contact them for rates.

 

[Acid09]

Some serious reach arounds with the two Kings soon.

 

[Jim C]

Kid Torrid = skudd. I'm way too unobservant to have made that connection myself. I'm a big fan of skudd's work. Props to skudd / KT, whose stuff is absolutely always as well-written as it is informative.

 

[Smelypegrerma]

I really don't care for awards but I do believe that brother Otis deserves kudos for his contributions to this board. He really does imbody the essence of this community. With the recent drama on these threads it is refreshing to see reviews written with wit that encourages us to come back to read what will happen next. Thank you Otis, Kid Torrid (aka Skudd) and the "new breed" of members who set the example for both nubes and old timers to follow. Cheers guys!