Review: Chris @ Smile: not for me

[hunny bunny]

Date: mid April
Provider: Chris
Phone: n/a
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Ampville
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: BBBJ, TS, HJ, TUMA, digits, failed 69, CG, mission K9
Session Length: 1 hr
Fee: 60+140
Hair Length and Color: Black shoulder length tied up in bun
Age: late 20's
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: Nationality not sure but assume korean. She is 5'1"-5'3" about 115 with firm athletic legs and ass. Soft stomach w/ excess jiggle around the mid section. Nice natural B cup with pronounced erect nipples. Face average at best IMHO. Pussy, well... it was a veritable forest down there.
Recommendation: No

 

[Haken]

Hee-Hee! Too bad you did not like her, but as you said, "to each his own"!

 

[Somebodyelse]

Good entertaining read

Like Elwood says - WALDT

K.

 

[brenda]

Great review--I was laughing out loud as I read it. Talk about bizarre...but, WALDT.

 

[Texas Patriot]

Interesting review..

 

[Woot!]

The first couple of times I saw Chris it was amazing GFE bodering on PSE kind of stuff. The 3rd time I saw her, she got really weird on me. I like a little kink now and then, but she was a bit too much. I haven't seen her since. But to each his own.

 

[szamora1227]

Hahaha you had me literally laughing my ass off when I got to the marti gras mask...WTF

 

[asd40751]

I had a rather odd time as well: http://www.massageplanet.net/showthread.php?t=129584

Btw, that was one of the most entertaining reads I've had in some time. Thanks, Greg!

 

[emorain]

I had a very similiar experience! http://www.massageplanet.net/showthread.php?t=216160The TS was nice, probably the best i've had so far, but Chris does direct the show and it does border on The "Clockwork Orange" side sometimes. She actually is a very good kisser, but I wondered what I was doing on the treadmill with a mask on, being told to look in the mirror at my feathered face!!

 

[Heidelzbth]

I saw Chris too, didn't do a review. She's also not for me, I resisted putting the mask on, but relented. I'm glad that I didn't do the treadmill when I was there about a month ago. She's a little 'weird' for me. If it wasn't for the 'weirdness', I would see her again.

 

[Felisha S]

She can be wierd with me all she wants!