My friends last visit to Northland and review.

[hellokity017]

My friend went in for a duo but instead ended up $80 lighter and a reason not to return.

Came in and asked Lisa or Coco or whatever name she went by that day for a duo. He either forgets the name each time or she changes it. Either way it was one that he has seen there on and off. She lead him to the room.

He asked for a duo and gave her $80.

She went out and then came back.

Next thing he was getting grilled in broken english about the internet. Part of it was the less than perfect english and part of it was my friend playing dumb.

Anyway my friend was accused of posting on the internet. Or at least that was his understanding. The conversation included questions about his name, email address and if he was on the internet.

She brought in her daytimer/phone/camera thing and tried to show him some text messages from another MPA from Lotus. He says he got weird. He couldn't read the asian text and could only make out a few english words that came up on the screen.

Anyway my friend carried on and said he was on the internet and had an email address. She couldn't get her point across about any sites. Just kept asking if my friend used the internet. He said yes and wanted to get on with his massage as he was still naked and losing his erection. Why does REM come to mind about now?? Oh that's losing my religion......

Sooo anyway the conversation ends as the door opens up front. She goes to talk to the other guy and my friend tries to listen in. A little paranoia sets in and he thought she may have text messaged somebody to come in.

There was talk about my friend being in the room. The door opened again and it sounded like the guy left.

She came back in and said it would be better for my friend to talk to her boyfriend. She brought in the phone, dialed and handed it to my friend. The conversation was much more easier to understand. My friend was asked if he used the internet. He said yes and confirmed that he reads the reviews. He was asked not to use the internet anymore. My friend gave back the phone and then she put the phone down and grabbed the oil.

After some coaxing a release was had. My friend cleaned up and left. He did not go to his vehicle right away. He circled around the block and backtracked about 15 minutes later.

Since calming my friend down he has decided not to return after the treatment there. He hopes that no pictures were taken while she had the phone/Palm/organizer thing in the room.

He was kind of speechless as to the happenings. Either way he mentions that he won't return.

I Am.

Helping a friend cope.

SlimShady

 

[scott b]

Man, LOL!!!

Losing my religion.... Indeed!

How the fuck do you keep coming up with this shit?? Hilarious!!

Mookster

 

[Pompal 09.]

Since joining massageplanet, I have to say... it's saved me both time and money as I'd hoped it would... but... wow slim... your posts are by far the best reads.
Maybe one day you'll consider publishing your diary.
Stay safe.

Z

 

[James Yang]

Wow that is fucked up dude. Second she asked me to talk to the BF I'd ask for my money back, and would get the fuck out of dodge. As for not using the Internet sorry mr. BF, but this sort of crap is exactly why the internet is a good resource.

Thanks for passing this along Slim, I wasn't planning on going there, but even if I had a urge, I'd resign myself to suffering rather than going there now.

 

[FAHMAN]

I can't believe he had the cahonas to stick around for the release! Hahahaha.... That's awesome - shear resiliance and perseverance.

I would have been out of there as soon as she started giving me any slack.

 

[jeanling78]

She already had taken my $80 for what I thought would be a duo.

I wasn't leaving without busting a nut.

Even if I had to do it myself.

 

[Arraf]

After the phonecall I would have had an innie instead of an outie....if you know what I mean.....you must use Viagra man to still get it up after that....

 

[Rottie Momma]

If you go there and get an $80 duo then tell everyone on massageplanet about you experience and then go back for the same thing of course they are going to know it is you.

They read the postings too!

Now those of us who just pay what they ask get the same duo for $60 but we keep it to ourselves and therefore can continue getting the same service thanks to our discretion.

Gosh Darn! Now I have spoiled that one!

Her,'n'I'n'Her Much more fun than I'n'I

 

[John sussex]

ummm...psst slim....you meant to say it was your friend that paid the $80...but I think she is refering to the post of what plague wrote....

 

[gino8xx]

Yes. That is what this board is for.

It's being renamed to www.canadaadultkeepthereviewstoyourself.com.

But thanks for the heads up.