Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[WarEagle]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

 

[Bustanut]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

Thanks for the intel. Another member on here speaks highly of this Linda girl. His review was that she was amazing. Hmmmm makes me wonder? Also if she gave you static regarding the sheets you should have left.

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

Seriously bro you got a dose and went back (albeit 2 years later)
Thought I was BRAVE!!!
You sir are like crazy Santa
You 're my new role model
Thanks man

 

[MalikFarush]

Yeah, the whole experience there is fucking awful. For a quick blow. Asian Sora is far, far better. At least she’s hot

 

[Lonewolf321]

I visited her just after the Covid restrictions were lifted she had a great recommendation in this forum. She was the one who started giving out bbbj post Covid (atleast to my knowledge) I drove a long way regretted the minute I entered the spa and saw her face. I was there for 30 mins and got the hell out of that place.

 

[felixami]

good info
thanks

 

[felixami]

i would have disinfected my dick with DETOL after that experience
keep some in the trunk

 

[ignorethisact]

i seen Linda plenty of times and and have had no where near the service u got.
Either ur leaving something out, or this sounds amazingly sus.

First thing is that u apparently got STI from this place but went back anyway?
Next u say "her mouth is gunky and black and gross". So u got STI previosuly u see this but u stay anyway?

"she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming"
Ive seen Linda and she has no issues seeing cleints for 1hr+. were u getting hard? sounds to me like u coudlnt get it up.

Finally, damn crazy how u switched up so fast huh:

I actually like Linda i got 2 massages from her before i saw Helen, I have nothing against these women they're doing a good job and i will probably see Linda again after i get all this sorted out.
However when i was offered bbfs i was too stupid to refuse, and i've definitely got either Ghonnorrhea/Chlamydia. I didn't see or visit anyone else since that visit and it was my first bb since my last serious relationship. I just want to put people on notice in case anyone else had visited recently that they should probably get checked, as well as Helen or anyone else working in the spa.

Linda is awesome i would recommend her to anyone, so it's nothing against her business.

What happened when uve seen Linda PReviosuly? Why not mention that this was a one off bad session if uve had good service previously?
u sound like u got a vendetta

 

[WarEagle]

i seen Linda plenty of times and and have had no where near the service u got.
Either ur leaving something out, or this sounds amazingly sus.

First thing is that u apparently got STI from this place but went back anyway?
Next u say "her mouth is gunky and black and gross". So u got STI previosuly u see this but u stay anyway?

"she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming"
Ive seen Linda and she has no issues seeing cleints for 1hr+. were u getting hard? sounds to me like u coudlnt get it up.

Finally, damn crazy how u switched up so fast huh:


What happened when uve seen Linda PReviosuly? Why not mention that this was a one off bad session if uve had good service previously?
u sound like u got a vendetta

I mean why are you doubting the sti part if it was 2 years ago and others have wrote about it as well? it happened and thus i put (lesson learned?) as in we still make mistakes do to the hobby we choose to participate in.

second, i was hard but obviously i was already uncomfortable with the way the session was going, again what's dishonest about that? she got tired after 2 minutes of blowing and wanted to rush..

About my last post, it's pretty obvious, i posted about possibly getting an sti and linda sent me a dm to please take it down, she talked personally about Helens life and then about how she will lose customers and lose her business, she pleaded that i delete it.
I wasnt going to delete it because i felt i had to be honest about what happened, for the sake of the clients, however i did make that post to not make it seem like it was something against her and her spa, i did feel bad about the personal things she wrote to me and i thought i'd make it better by saying that i had nothing against them and i wasnt trying to scare off business.

However, having given the spa another chance i clearly saw that it's not worth going to and it's worth telling people about it, the session was bad, she's gross and the place is dirty, there's no lying about that, if you've been there you'd know it's true.

obviously i took it personal, she didn't perform a service and then got aggressive and asked for more money than what was agreed..

this is not a place i'd recommend going to, thus why i decided to write the review, it's personal experience but how can you really say it didnt happen or it's a vendetta? obviously it's personal, it was my own experience, but it doesnt change the fact that you know i'm right about it.

 

[Bustanut]

I visited her just after the Covid restrictions were lifted she had a great recommendation in this forum. She was the one who started giving out bbbj post Covid (atleast to my knowledge) I drove a long way regretted the minute I entered the spa and saw her face. I was there for 30 mins and got the hell out of that place.

Fkn pickolime that shit face and his bullshit reviews. That dude needs to have his dick cut off for all the bullshit reviews.

 

[Bustanut]

i seen Linda plenty of times and and have had no where near the service u got.
Either ur leaving something out, or this sounds amazingly sus.

First thing is that u apparently got STI from this place but went back anyway?
Next u say "her mouth is gunky and black and gross". So u got STI previosuly u see this but u stay anyway?

"she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming"
Ive seen Linda and she has no issues seeing cleints for 1hr+. were u getting hard? sounds to me like u coudlnt get it up.

Finally, damn crazy how u switched up so fast huh:


What happened when uve seen Linda PReviosuly? Why not mention that this was a one off bad session if uve had good service previously?
u sound like u got a vendetta

You do have a point

 

[ignorethisact]

I mean why are you doubting the sti part if it was 2 years ago and others have wrote about it as well? it happened and thus i put (lesson learned?) as in we still make mistakes do to the hobby we choose to participate in.

second, i was hard but obviously i was already uncomfortable with the way the session was going, again what's dishonest about that? she got tired after 2 minutes of blowing and wanted to rush..

About my last post, it's pretty obvious, i posted about possibly getting an sti and linda sent me a dm to please take it down, she talked personally about Helens life and then about how she will lose customers and lose her business, she pleaded that i delete it.
I wasnt going to delete it because i felt i had to be honest about what happened, for the sake of the clients, however i did make that post to not make it seem like it was something against her and her spa, i did feel bad about the personal things she wrote to me and i thought i'd make it better by saying that i had nothing against them and i wasnt trying to scare off business.

However, having given the spa another chance i clearly saw that it's not worth going to and it's worth telling people about it, the session was bad, she's gross and the place is dirty, there's no lying about that, if you've been there you'd know it's true.

obviously i took it personal, she didn't perform a service and then got aggressive and asked for more money than what was agreed..

this is not a place i'd recommend going to, thus why i decided to write the review, it's personal experience but how can you really say it didnt happen or it's a vendetta? obviously it's personal, it was my own experience, but it doesnt change the fact that you know i'm right about it.

I have not visited recently so maybe something has happened to see decline in Linda's service. Thnx for clarifying everything else. What u said sounds reasonable. Apologies for the accusations.

 

[SuperSoakerOver9000]

I went there two days ago, got a great massage but she was complaining two minutes into the blowjob that I was taking too long. Since she's seen me before she didn't get aggressive, but she seemed a little on edge and I'm guessing it's because she hasn't had much business. I think the reviews, mine included, of her teeth and looks is making people not see her. I used to speak highly of her, but I think Hawaii Health Spa isn't going to see much of me anymore. She did fix my tweaked neck though. So I may only go for emergency fixes

 

[WarEagle]

I went there two days ago, got a great massage but she was complaining two minutes into the blowjob that I was taking too long. Since she's seen me before she didn't get aggressive, but she seemed a little on edge and I'm guessing it's because she hasn't had much business. I think the reviews, mine included, of her teeth and looks is making people not see her. I used to speak highly of her, but I think Hawaii Health Spa isn't going to see much of me anymore. She did fix my tweaked neck though. So I may only go for emergency fixes

I'm glad you agree, and also thank you for the review on Summer, she's a godsend

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I saw Linda in September. I was curious about her double BJ. She did not have much stamina and I ended up jerking myself off into her mouth. Not relevant to her, but I found out that prostate massage does nothing for me except make me really uncomfortable. After that I had a 40 minute massage that was actually really good - a little painful like a good shiatsu should be, and my body felt good afterwards and the next day. She really knows what she is doing. I did enjoy talking to her, she is a character. I knew going in that she was a GILF, so I will not comment on her looks. The spa needs a good cleaning. I will go back there if I hear she has had the place cleaned up, but just to get a massage. When I was there an older guy came in and she told me he just liked to spend time with her. She seems to have some fans.

 

[peterparv]

Have seen her twice - agree that Picko Lime was likely shilling for her for some free service.

The massages was decent, I guess, but also included incessant rambling about nonsensical medical advice. I only opted for HJ finish both times which was decent but she complained about me touching her nipples (through her top!). The last (and final) time she didn't manage her time properly and then demanded more money for the room fee.

BTW the "ILF" in "GILF" means "I'd like to fuck". Not sure GILF applies in this case.

Won't be going back. Shame as it's close to home.

 

[Spinner69]

Yeah, the whole experience there is fucking awful. For a quick blow. Asian Sora is far, far better. At least she’s hot

Don't know of Asian Sora. Where does she work ? Thanks, Bro.

 

[MalikFarush]

Don't know of Asian Sora. Where does she work ? Thanks, Bro.

Check LL escorts. Search for Sora

 

[Spawarrior99]

i seen Linda plenty of times and and have had no where near the service u got.
Either ur leaving something out, or this sounds amazingly sus.

First thing is that u apparently got STI from this place but went back anyway?
Next u say "her mouth is gunky and black and gross". So u got STI previosuly u see this but u stay anyway?

"she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming"
Ive seen Linda and she has no issues seeing cleints for 1hr+. were u getting hard? sounds to me like u coudlnt get it up.

Finally, damn crazy how u switched up so fast huh:


What happened when uve seen Linda PReviosuly? Why not mention that this was a one off bad session if uve had good service previously?
u sound like u got a vendetta

The guy got sick from Helen 2 years ago. Then this OP had stress recently an remembered a post from Gui Gui, Picko or Daredevil about A GIRL named Linda and he decided to act on said post because he believed who ever wrote good things about her, is SOLID!
"Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

Believe me.. I read everything the poster said and a few responses. And I'm not 1000% convinced.... But none the less, Will have to see other reviews in the future.
But to negate some ones feelings or observations, Is mostly due to the responders, lack of introspection into their own experiences.

 

[sy barite]

I stopped by there once to have a look....and could not believe that some guys were righting good reviews about the place. But to each his own. Linda may be a sweetie, but her teeth are unfortunately as described here, black and gunky. I tip my hat to her clients...they are hornier than I've ever been, even in my teen years.