Knotz-b-gone

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Some intel:

Offers Therapeutic & Relaxation. Paid .4 room fee and HJ starts at +.6 (asked her and it goes all the way up to FS, but I didn't ask what the rates were)

Decent soft massage, and nice HJ.
I had a girl named "C" something or other (sorry can't remember), and she said there is one other girl that works there
My girl was mid thirties blonde, average looking carrying a few pounds
Mostly quiet, but is happy to converse if you want.
slight brushes during massage, but nothing much before the flip

and absolutely awful choice in music ... some sort of generic guitar rock played fairly loudly (not relaxing at all!!)

Easy location, not overly discreet (main road); nice big rooms with showers outside of rooms.

Repeat - maybe to see the other girl


...sorry about the review - I'm not feeling inspired this morning, but I thought I should finally get this posted.

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[mgm]

thx

 

[Junie]

My friend dropped by knotz be gone a couple of weeks ago after a golf outing as his back was sore and his spirits were looking for a lift (his golf game wasn't his best ).

Over the years my friend has primarily been an mp frequentor (sp?) as he enjoys the benefits of a good massage (not often found at Calgary mps, I know) and generally finds himself looking for the relief side of the equation at the last minute.

Sadly, after many average to below average mp experiences he's slowed his activities down a fair bit over the years but still searches the boards in hopes of finding something close to a real massage with extras from a sexually charged good looking woman.

Seeing a multitude of posts on CL (I know, I know) from knotz be gone and having not previously partaken in their services he gave them a call.

It sounds like he had the same attendant as Tim Tam - an average looking, middle aged blonde. His experience was also fitting with Tim Tam's description though given the lack of attraction to the woman and her not so enthusiastic approach to the event my friend left before completion of the act, feigning some excuse or other to try and save the woman's feelings.

All in all, it was a forgetful experience. Similar to many previous forgetful Calgary mp experiences.

Perhaps the one thing of note about the location is that it is in the basement of a fairly non-descript building off 17th ave in an area of town that isn't really the best. After decending the flight of stairs to the lower level, you have to walk down a sterile concrete hallway to the parlour entrance. Halfway down this hall is another door that happened to open just prior to my friend passing. Out of the room came a number of arabic/middle eastern men who appeared to be attending a meeting or perhaps a religious gathering as they didn't have their shoes on. Needless to say, meeting anyone on your way to an mp (there were no other doors in the hallway, so where else could he have been going??) is a bit unnerving. Running into a room full of people potentially leaving a religious get together was a little more than my friend bargained for.

Cat

 

[Connie]

Lee, larger blond, decent massage.
0.4 for the room
0.6 for HJ
1.0 for Topless
1.6 for BJ

Settled for a very nice HJ.

So many places have it hot and scented but this place is the complete opposite, sterile concrete walls with a very nice chill. Calgary has been stupid hot this week, so this actually worked out very well.

Repeat, probably, but not high on the list.

I believe the other postings above is for the other person working there named Cassie.

 

[Neo Patrick Harris]

Knotz-b-gone advertises just about every day on Craiglist. Has a big siewalk sign on the south side of 17 Ave S.E. sThe two storey building looks drab and it only gets worse as you go down into the basement. While not exactly filthy as Simply Scissors has been described, it has all the appearance of cheap. You wonder should you just turn around and leave. Cassie who some might remember form Carrie's is now the the part owner of this establishment. The masage is .30 and extras range from .6 to $$ for FS. Massage was perfunctory at best, certainly not in any way therapeutic. If you're not going to be therapeutic then at least be fun. No teasing, groping. Just flip over. Very mechanical. Not much conversation. In a hurry to get it all over with. No shower offered although there is one down the hall outside the room.
Bottom line. A complete waste of $. Never to be repeated.
Looks 2/10
Attitude 2/10
Fun factor 2/10
Massage 2 /10

 

[sal]

Thank you Pilot for the update.

Stud.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ddint see the thread and passed by saw the sign and walked in. Got a massage and paid for extras . My hand roamed and then it took the rest of the day to get the stink out .Very dirty place and unhygenic .Will not repeat.