Funny massage story

[grey_ufo]

I was getting a massage at New Fantasia with a girl who I'd rate at about a 4. The massage sucked and then the sexo began. I got tired at looking at her friggin' face, so we proceeded doggie style. Then suddenly I started to smell a strong rotten chicken odor. I thought... Oh my god... I'm gonna die. Her punta is totally rotten. So, understanding I had a condom on and that there was no chance I could catch whatever the phuck was living inside her punta, I closed my eyes and covered my nose. Finished the job. But, she gave me some evil, disgusted look afterwords.

I got into the shower. She wouldn't come with me. I let out a baby fart. To my disbelief... more rotten chicken odor.

LOL... it was me the whole time. I guess I needed an anema. LOL...

These poor chicas put up with a lot of shit. What a sucky job for them?

I told the tico taxi driver afterwards what had happened. He almost drove off the road he was laughing so hard.

 

[Fienueguge]

Funny massage story

I was getting a massage at New Fantasia with a girl who I'd rate at about a 4...

This might be an obvious question but, why the hell were you doing a 4? Was every other chica in SJ busy? :

 

[QTswer]

She was the only girl there. Okay... maybe she was a 6. Yeah, I could have walked somewhere else, but I was lazy... and still ended up with a funny story.

 

[NadsAidessabs]

Funny massage story

....I let out a baby fart. To my disbelief... more rotten chicken odor. LOL... it was me the whole time. I guess I needed an anema. LOL...

Chi-, That was ph*cking PRICELESS!!! ROTFLMAO !!!

CHEERS !!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

She was the only girl there. Okay... maybe she was a 6. Yeah, I could have walked somewhere else, but I was lazy... and still ended up with a funny story.

There were 8 or 9 there when I visited. Was this at 9am?

 

[MF. Lif]

Great story....Best laugh I have had in a while. Now, what the hell are you doing putting rotten chickens up your pooper ? Just teasing, great story...Thanks for being willing to tell on yourself; the sigh of a mature man...

Psychman

 

[Leigh W]

Why don't you try Zona Blue. I was just there and there were over a dozen gorgeous women wondering if I would like to join them in their room. Stephanie and one of her girl friends (the blond wild woman) even gave me a private dance. I got a little bump and grind and then she stripped down to her lingerie and threw her skirt in my face. It was actually the funniest thing that I had seen in a long time. It's always a pleasure visiting there.

 

[katia n]

NOT SO FUNNY TO ME?

I am still trying to find the joke I am wondering WHY would anyone want to post something so damn disgusting and feel proud of it!! WHY don't you WASH your ass (take a shower) and brush your teeth and clean yourself up before you see the girls.

This is why so many think Americans gringo's a PIGS and nasty because of action of a few, I feel sorry for some of these girls that work at the MASSAGE PARLORS, also this is another reason why so many leave those houses and then go working solo and this way they get to PICK WHO THEY SLEEP WITH no matter how much you offer some of these girls if they smell a pig and a nasty gringo they won't give you the time or day or they will tell you $400.00 just to get you out of their face and then when they see a clean guy that knows how to take care of themshevles they would charge that guy as low as $40.00-$60.00 a hour or $100.00 for all night.

This is what many have told me about WHY they leave those massage houses to many OBESE SLOOPY PIGS comes in their looking for a girlfriend and their teeth isn't even brush or their ass haven't been wash and the guy DON't even wants to take a shower when he is offer.

It want be long before the prices goes up at some of these massage places just to bring in TOP girls because the stuff they have to go threw I feel for them, well they don't have to go threw it they will just QUITE and then guys will be posting how a star have move on wonder why??

And you guys are high five this guy and thinks its so funny ??? it made me sick I am sure the girls was sick as well


WASH YOUR BUTT NEXT TIME OR TAKE A SHIT AND WASH YOUR BUTT NEXT TIME

 

[nbefmukpizbiihefx]

Whoa! Kidcisco!

Look man... you've got no basis for the above rant.

Notice that he farted while in the shower. You're just presuming that the guy wasn't clean, probably a false presumption.

As far as chicas moving out of the MP's...my understanding is that most girls move on to find better employment (i.e. the gals that moved from Oasis to ZB), and not because their customers are lax in their hygiene habits.

I've got a legendary nose, and being blind I pay more attention to odors than most. I have only encountered one guy who smelled bad, and he wasn't a CRT member, in Zona Blue. I do agree that some guys need to take a breath mint once in awhile, but shitty or body-sweat odors...rare.

Finally, one occasionally gets bad gas when traveling. Switching from Wheaties to gallo pinto for breakfast will certainly give you gas. :mrgreen:

I thought the story was funny. I thought your post, KidCrisco was poorly written, and lacked good forethought. Also, I must ask; is English your third or fourth language?

 

[Fork UK]

KidCisco it is no wonder why you are banned from every board you join! Take a hike!

 

[RammaDuhhix]

I think KidCisco has a point, but he took it way too far.

 

[qkerzupyinrideeuc]

I am still trying to find the joke I am wondering WHY would anyone want to post something so damn disgusting and feel proud of it!!

Is this the same KC that posted that gem over on the Brazil board? That was a masterpiece. Talk about a disgusting post. Chi has nothing on you my friend. I, a seasoned monger of 20+ years, was embarrased to read your post.

BTW Chi..what were you doing with a chicken up the Hershey Highway??


dapanz1

 

[Pompal 09.]

K*D...

Your post demonstrates no sense of humor and no class. When someone is vulnerable enough to pick on themselves, and you attack, what does this say about you? Take a long look, but I sense you won't. Also, perhaps hooked on phonics might be of some help. Charm school? Highschool?

It is a funny story. Travel long enough in Latin America, and some digestive problems will sneak up on you. I am sure that is the case here. I hope yours occur during the heat of passion.

You are clearly a loser (sorry for the blantant flame Admin, but I will take my chances).

Psychman

 

[cande56755]

I also was takenback by the chicken ass smell...That is more information than i need! Disgusting to think what some of these massage girls put up with....You should have paid her twice the amount for putting up with you.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well, I personally find it funny.

If you look back, Chi never said anything about making negative comments to her. He continued on with the session for the most part as if nothing was going on.

Hows he the bad guy? He had gas, big deal.

If it was the case that he stopped midway through the session, started complaining about the girls smell and dismissed her, then yeah I would say that was a bit harsh. He didnt though!

In the end he laughed about it, I would have done the same.