Fears of finding out your next mpa is related to you or a friend of a friend...

[charlotte s]

One time I went to a lesser known MP and got the "parade" of MPA's to choose from. All of a sudden, I recognized one of the MPA's as a distant relative that I've seen maybe twice in my life at family functions. We both froze and then she turned away quickly and ran off. To this day I have not contacted her nor will I about this...I stay away from that MP now for that reason only...I hope she doesn't move to my fave MP spots.

Anyone else had this experience and what if you had some hot looking 2nd cousins or nieces that you didn't know are putting themselves thru university or college this way...that would be a scary scene and what do you say afterwards???????????????

 

[boston]

MPA-A: "Oh shit!!!! That's my uncle Bob waiting in the lobby!!!!
" Hey, wait a minute, Auntie Mary is going to be
sooooo pissed at him if she knew he cums here."

MPA-A to Spa owner: "Could you send my next client to my room
while I hide in there till my uncle finishes his
session with MPA-X and leaves."

MPA-A to MPA-X after finishing session with Uncle Bob:
" So, how was that last guy you saw?"

MPA-X to MPA-A: "He was one horny bastard as usual. He's
been seeing me every week for a month now.
He sure loves to daty me and he's damn good
at it too. Why do you ask?"

MPA-A: "Damn it! He's my Uncle Bob! Next time warn
me when he's coming in or even better, tell
him next time you cannot allow daty and give
him a really bad session so he'll go away and
hopefully not come back to this spa."

MPA-X: "Okay, but you owe me big time."

 

[Roger M]

I'll do you one better - walked into a strip joint and saw my sister working there - and not as a waitress! Left there quickly - unfortunately she saw me. And don't bother PMing me for the club - she's left the biz.

 

[ek 5]

I have a really hot second cousin. I'm taking the 5th amendment on this one ... or is it the 4th ?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Cdn-guy - you bastard! Pool - its the 5th, but that's American constitution.

 

[larzzyl]

...did you get takeout?

 

[One and Only]

never had a family member, but it's unlikely as my family's not from here I don't know my distant relatives and my sister is VERY SC. as for friends that happened a while ago but it was good, she didn't want her job being spread around any more then the fact that I wanted people knowing I was at a massageplanet.net party.

 

[Frank.[=]

All right Wrong hole - Now I know what you look like from the Aug. massageplanet.net party. Don't make me meet you at the CB to see who can get the most dances and drink the most shots!!!! Because I will if I have to!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

anytime you want to grab a couple of drinks.....and get some dances

 

[surojabu]

....after pleading the 4th, 5th and 12th amendment.....so where does she work

 

[Pal]

Gee, I walked into a gogo bar once in Europe with a male cousin and saw his sister dancing in one of the cages....I used to think of her as a cute 10 year old....now she's all grown up.....

that's not incestious thinking is it?

 

[Pompal 09.]

First cousin?

 

[kitkat77]

hmm, my aunt's husband's sister's daughter....is that 1st cousin once removed?

 

[twinkletoes]

I believe you are safe Sheik.....you may continue with the fantasy without any fear. Unfortunately, you are still going to hell..

 

[leeroy c]

in a handbasket I hope...

 

[GetSkinnyDiet.com]

I recently found out an older cousin used to be in the "business" in another city. She's about 10 years older than me, and I remember her when I was about 12 and thinking she was incredibly hot! We weren't very close (due to age and proximity) so I doubt she'd even recognize me now. Once I'd found out about her secret job, I couldn't stop thinking about all the lucky bastards who got what I really wanted! I heard she changed vocations and is currently running her own non MP business! And it's all true

Homer