Craigslist - a new personal low

[Abakals Answer Service]

Every year or so I seem to have one session that just makes me rethink my "hobbying" habits.

I checked out Craigslist a few times, and was attracted to what appeared to be a "regular" girl doing massages out of her house or as an outcall. Exchanged a few e-mails which seemed innocuous and a small pic which looked passable.

After a few weeks of trying to match schedules, I finally hook up with her in an outcall environment.

Holy shit.

The girl's a fucking mess, massively late, stringy hair, overweight. Honestly looked like she must have been on coke or something worse - bags under the eyes, no ability to focus on conversation. Young enough (probably mid-twenties), but life is obviously not working out too well.

She's naked in under three minutes, and I'm holding back my gag reflex as I lay down for the lame massage. Fortunately, years of "professional" sessions pretty much have me on autopilot.

We switch, and for some ung-dly reason I work her with my finger. She either cums or pretends to, but the whole thing is permeated with a vile stench of untended pussy. I still shudder about the whole thing, and occasionally sniff my finger to see if the smell has been cleansed.

Fuck.

So she starts to work me off, which is a major challenge at this point, and I go through a few of my personal backup sure-fire options before finally settling on my absolute backup last-ditch option (forgive me for not detailing these telling elements of my persona).

Net-net: I'm not sure where this leaves me re: hobbying. It's been over a week and I still shudder when I think of her, and it's affected separate subsequent sexual encounters.

It was also my first "outcall" set-up - I'm pretty well strictly an MP patron. And it's certainly going to be a long time before I try that again.

We forget (or at least I do) that MPs offer a little bit of protection for us: the girls get health tests once a year, which isn't often enough but beats nothing, plus the MP management has to at least have looked at the girls and decided that guys might like them. A weak screen, to be sure, but something.

And of course there's massageplanet.net, for some degree of "I'd hit that" validation.

So at the risk at bringing hell down on my head, but in the spirit of trying to help you avoid my nightmare, the only details I know about the girl is that her e-mail address moniker is "Princess of the World". And yeah, I know her e-mail address, but I can't imagine why you'd want that information proactively.

Ugh.

 

[The butt of a classy lady]

you gotta learn to have "limits"....and keep $20.00 in your pocket as a voluntary cancellation fee......if you feel she even deserves that.

 

[Lucy H]

Thanks for the post, and the reminder

 

[Lebanese Dolly]

Yeah, I gotta get an exit plan. I'm really tuned in to how the girl feels - generally I can't even get a hard-on unless she sort of seems to be enjoying herself. Or at least is aware that she has to act.

Makes it hard to just leave once I'm in the room with the girl.

What do you guys say? Just "look, no offense, but you're really not my type - here's half of the fee, let's call it a day"? Don't the girls get psycho-mad? Especially the outcalls?

 

[miss.s88]

Kracker, I think most guys would thank you for the insight and the reflection.

I am sorry to hear about your misadventure, and maybe we can all learn a few things through this post. I wish you well on your future hobbying decisions, and hope they turn out to be much more enjoyable.

 

[Ms Kitty]

My suggestion is to find the best looking, best smelling MPA you can find and book her for an hour.

That way you'll forget about your "princess" and be back in the game.

Timbit

 

[JoDee.]

I second that completely.

 

[rbee54]

Buddy, I've been where you're at.

You've gotta rebound with something you know is a sure bet. Like a session with some respectable outcall agency which has been reviewed positively a million times. Don't take another risk for a while

 

[Freddy H]

One time I had it so bad I was filling my car with gas and just poured some on my hand....brutal!

 

[Jason B]

Exit Plan:

It could be tough with an outcall, and especially tough when the girl is unknown like in this case. The girl could go to nuts and start ripping up your home.

For incalls you could say you were looking for someone taller/shorter, you thought she was someone you had seen before when you booked, you forgot your money. Something that is not insulting, and can't be corrected. Then back away slowly until you are out the door

If you were mislead I don’t know why you would give her any fee.

 

[leelou]

I once met this girl Sara (Spanish) who offered services out of her aprtment in the Wilson Ave area. She claimed to be 36-24-36 23 yrs old,120 lbs, long dark curly hair...(you know the bait..)

The price was $80 all-inclusive for 30 minutes.

When I got there..she was a mother of 2 with lots of flab in her mid-section. Her breasts saggy, a huge overbite and needed a trim on her upperlip.

She still advertises in Eye.

 

[Mrs. Shana]

And of course there's massageplanet.net, for some degree of "I'd hit that" validation/QUOTE]

Hehehehehe. Best of the year....so far...

 

[Alma]

Guys -

Thanks for the advice. It's sad in a way that an online community of people I've never met has become an important emotional support system for me, but there it is. I appreciate the well-meaning among you - a ratio which appears to have risen without Rusty.

Here are my "take-aways":

1) Don't experiment anymore with independents. I honestly don't hobby enough to be able to risk it, and I'm not especially sensitive to the potential financial savings. In this case, the girl didn't misrepresent herself in any way (she had no way of communicating her stank to me beforehand), so I imagine in many ways it could have been worse.

2) Book a long session with a sure-thing. G-d, I wish Ella/Stella were still an option, but I'll try Sophie or Jessica. Actually both would be wonderful, and would fully complete me. Except for the love part, but I can skip that for an hour.

3) Grow some balls and get an exit plan that isn't insulting. Something that has nothing to do with the girl. I like the cellphone thing, so maybe something similar. The part where I'm flushing cash down the drain is unfortunate, but it's not what haunts me. What haunts me is the vile stank of a drug-addicted fatass, and much worse the fact that I could still manage to get off with her.

 

[Barrack]

I'd never thought of having an excuse ready that has nothing to do with her. But that is good advice.

I've been there, but it wasn't the smell. It was knowing as soon as I opened the door that the gal was not a stand-up citizen and I did not send her away. I was concerned for her feelings.

Having an excuse ready that does not negatively impact her, even if she does not care about you (in my case), is a nice way of looking out for both parties. As you said, it was clear life was not going her way.