Being sober is boring: Charlie Sheen

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Wildman actor Charlie Sheen, barely out of hospital from his latest reported drug-and-booze meltdown, said Tuesday he has no intention of mending his ways.
"I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree," he said in a phone call to DirecTV/Fox Sports Radio host Dan Patrick.
"It's inauthentic -- it's not who I am. I didn't drink for 12 years and, man, that first one, Dan. Wow."
Sheen, star of the TV series "Two and a Half Men" and the son of actor Martin Sheen, has become nonstop tabloid fodder with escapades allegedly involving hard drugs, hard drinking, prostitutes and porn actresses.
Two weeks ago he checked into rehab after being rushed to hospital with "severe abdominal pains" from a reported drug- and booze-fueled bender.
The emergency required suspension of production on "Two and a Half Men," in which Sheen, 45, plays a hedonistic bachelor.
In his rambling radio interview, Sheen suggested he should get back to work while he still could.
"Check it. It's like, I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys," he said, addressing the show's producers.
TMZ, a celebrity news site, reported that Sheen had been partying with five women, including a porn star, and a briefcase full of cocaine at the time of his last meltdown.
The star filed for divorce from his wife of two years in November, days after being taken to hospital following a reported drunken incident at a luxury New York hotel involving another porn star.
In addition to his reported substance abuse, Sheen had several run-ins with the law in the 1990s in cases related to drugs, domestic violence and prostitution.
Sheen laughed off his problems Tuesday, saying the good behavior clause in his TV contract was irrelevant.
"Yeah, blah, blah, nitpick, nitpick," he said. "I haven't read it, but I don't think it covers 'Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.'"
He said crack cocaine was bad, but not for everyone.
"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"


I give him bout 2 maybe 3 years before it's game over with this attitude.


Thoughts?

 

[Mace]

At the rate he is going 1 year or less. Wonder what the vegas line is on him.

 

[8 In the corner]

Seems his character on the show is just a watered down version of the real guy.

Must not be too hard to play yourself, for a TON of dough.
My advice to his co stars, make sure you are stashing away a big part of the paycheck(especially the son, dont see him working again) the gravy train is about to derail.

We as a society seem to like watching the bad guy, as long as he isnt dating our sister, and waiting for the inevitable derailment, some bounce back some not really (spears). I assume they will just find him dead from partying one day with a porn stars bra on his head, and a suitcase full of coke and a big smile.

I suppose he has the right to self destruct, even if hes self delusional( some can handle crack socially) just hope he doesnt hurt too many people on his way out with this narcisstic behaviour.

 

[CountryGirl<3]

I suspect he's a boring guy with not much happening upstairs and a huge ego. Maybe a few insecurities, I don't know.
Can't help it, I'm sure he was told every day all his life how good looking he was. And he still is.
With age and a deteriorating body he'll still have lots of money and beautiful woman throwing themselves at him.

I guess he just isn't health conscious.

 

[Amanda C]

Kind of like Duchovny on Californication.

The big problem is that he has kids and frankly they deserve a better role model and parent.

 

[tarsha]

It seems he's into the "spinner" type...

 

[Crow T. Robot]

Of course, you'd have the pictures!

Charlie Trainwreck is in deep shit with his bosses over all of this. Anyone have any idea of who could replace Charlie? Dennis Leary maybe? Jon Cryer isn't goin' to keep it going!

 

[Delacy]

You should apply for the job HOF! :great:

 

[Pompal 09.]

The only reason this is "news" is because he's famous. Otherwise? Yawnnnnn

I say: hey, let him be him...Hemmigway did it and so did thousands of other rich playboys with too much time and money. The only problem was back in those days, you didn't hear about it until his autobiography came out......

Sinatra and his Rat Pack were no different, they were celebrated for their promiscuity and hard living ways...(there was one who was faithful to his wife always, can't remember which one though).

Really, how many here could say they wouldn't live his life if they had the means?

You have to wonder what sheen makes per episode if the fucking no talent kid makes $250,000.00 an episode.....that's a mill a month!

I tell ya, if I was making a mill a month I'd have hot and cold running escorts lol.....

(not for nothing, but I was watching a program on human trafficing. There are women in the ukraine who voluntarily left their home to work in Turkey for $200.00 a month. Fuck, for $200 a month I'd hire one and bring her over just so she could clean my place and let me LOOK at her......)

 

[No longer waiting!]

Sounds like he's tboy's missing twin from birth. The above post just confirms it. Oh, sorry...did I say that out loud? LMFAO

 

[KissYourNosie]

you'll have to repeat it, since you have chunky's 2" dick in your mouth it came out rather muffled.....

 

[Matej]

You've been peeking over the urinal stall again? Next time bring in your chunky girlfriend and watch my 2 inch grow to the point you'll be able to do chin ups with it, ooooooops sorry I don't want to excite you!!

 

[Bob]

Should I even BOTHER to point out the idiocy behind the above post????? and yes, I was peeking over the stall while the lone ranger blew you......thanks for admitting that......

 

[TimTimTimma]

You 2 are worse than women......**roll eyes**

 

[AdvicePlease]

OK - here goes:


YOU. ARE. A. PUSSY.

There, I said it real slow, and tried not to stutter, so it would be easy for your tiny mind to comprehend...and please, no more 'tough guy' PM's okay...I don't intimidate easily.

Have a nice day.

 

[qwerqwer]

LOL @ Lone Ranger....I'm the pussy?

You're good, you can post with Chunky's 2" pseudo dick in your mouth...GOOD FOR YOU!

 

[naveen a]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/charlie-sheen-headed-back-two-half-men-next-20110224-124812-976.html

looks like our estimates of 2 or 3 years until the trainwreck might have been on the generous side???

 

[Laura _*_ xO]

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk...2411_sheen.mp3

Sheen has lost prospective on the big picture.

The window of opportunity in life is short and he should be doing what he does best and making the most dollars he can and building a legacy for himself and his family.

 

[summer is almost over]

"Sinatra and his Rat Pack were no different, they were celebrated for their promiscuity and hard living ways...(there was one who was faithful to his wife always, can't remember which one though)."

You are thinking about Dean Martin.

 

[syco2236]

They canceled the show Two & Half Men for the rest of the season...

http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/tv/2011/02/24/17401111.html