Review Ryan at Classic Spa 😞

[Ruts]

Hey everyone,

Was driving through the area and decided to check out Classic Spa. Years ago, I had a great session with Monique.

The walk-in line up was Ryan, Zoe, Valentina. Photos for the latter two are heavily photoshopped and their faces were not MCOT so I went with Ryan. She also seemed the friendliest, gave me a handshake with eye contact. We did 30 min for $150, $50 to the receptionist and $100 in the room for Ryan.

Ryan is tall, relatively slim and covered in tattoos. I thought we might have a fun session. She has a nice smile.

I showered and got undressed, then Ryan came in and got undressed also. She's tall, covered in tattoos and has A cup. She's very friendly but talks a LOT. She told me about how men are visual and women are sensual, all about her work week, how she likes the money, etc. She's 18 months into the industry and previously worked in London at AdultEA groups.

She gave me a light massage with lotion. Back and legs. I asked whether I could touch her fully expecting her to say yes. NO. She then went into her menu, which ranges from "non intimate" touching aka back and butt ($40), to "intimate touching" of the front including boobs and pussy ($50) to "She pleasures herself when she does HJ" ($50) to covered FS to covered Greek. I told her I wasn't interested in Greek and then she goes on about how it feels good for her and blah blah blah. She said judging from the tattoos that she likes a bit of pain with her Greek. Geez. I already said I wasn't going to do her Greek why does she need to try to convince me?? She's doesn't do DATY or BJ at first meet according to her.

To be honest, I was already lost at the $40 tip to touch my butt aka "not front touching" and pretty unenthusiastic at this point. I told her it usually takes me a long time to finish (especially when I'm this turned off) and she didn't really pick up on that cue to start earlier.

I flipped and said we would just stick with the basic hand release. She uses lotion for the massage and for the release. I asked her for more lotion (lotion generally feels weird for me so need more) and she said there was plenty. So no more lotion for me.

She took direction in changing hand speed but then her phone alarm went off very loudly. She kept saying she's "neurodivergent" and there's no clock in the room so she sets her phone alarm. I pointed out the clock IN THE ROOM and she said she neurodivergent so she needs an audible alarm, because she cant see the one on the wall, etc etc. She asked me if I wanted her to turn off the alarm while she was giving me the HJ (YES just do it already don't ask).

Nevertheless, the mood was fully killed off at the point and she then said "management is a stickler for time and will charge you extra if you go over". Then she became frustrated and offered to pleasure herself while I watched (previously on menu) because she didn't want me to leave unsatisfied. I was very happy to leave unsatisfied at this point. I closed up shop at that point, not interested in anything more whatsoever. She actually said i should have let her know it takes me a long time to finish (which i had) but then she meant i should have told her it takes a very long time and she would have changed things up. Omg. Got in the shower, exchanged pleasantries and good bye.

TLDR
Looks: 3-4, if you like tattoos
Massage: 7, wasn't bad
Attitude: 3, friendly, talks too much, shares her experience involving guys (thus eliminating that "special" experience because you are a number)
Service: 2, extra tip required to touch anything, crappy handjob skills, willing to have you stay longer if you don't finish
Repeat NO

 

[Olivia.]

Go to Premier and you will never go back to Classic spa

 

[Deleted member 121294]

Go to Premier and you will never go back to Classic spa

Shill.

 

[Kawailuvr]

If you’re going to classic spa the only two choices there are Ashleigh and Natalia
Ashleigh is a great time with a great natural ass and Natalia is no looker at all but she will suck the life out of your cock

 

[Olivia.]

Shill.

Ahhhhh poor baby you hurt?

 

[in2thewoods]

Hey everyone,

Was driving through the area and decided to check out Classic Spa. Years ago, I had a great session with Monique.

The walk-in line up was Ryan, Zoe, Valentina. Photos for the latter two are heavily photoshopped and their faces were not MCOT so I went with Ryan. She also seemed the friendliest, gave me a handshake with eye contact. We did 30 min for $150, $50 to the receptionist and $100 in the room for Ryan.

Ryan is tall, relatively slim and covered in tattoos. I thought we might have a fun session. She has a nice smile.

I showered and got undressed, then Ryan came in and got undressed also. She's tall, covered in tattoos and has A cup. She's very friendly but talks a LOT. She told me about how men are visual and women are sensual, all about her work week, how she likes the money, etc. She's 18 months into the industry and previously worked in London at AdultEA groups.

She gave me a light massage with lotion. Back and legs. I asked whether I could touch her fully expecting her to say yes. NO. She then went into her menu, which ranges from "non intimate" touching aka back and butt ($40), to "intimate touching" of the front including boobs and pussy ($50) to "She pleasures herself when she does HJ" ($50) to covered FS to covered Greek. I told her I wasn't interested in Greek and then she goes on about how it feels good for her and blah blah blah. She said judging from the tattoos that she likes a bit of pain with her Greek. Geez. I already said I wasn't going to do her Greek why does she need to try to convince me?? She's doesn't do DATY or BJ at first meet according to her.

To be honest, I was already lost at the $40 tip to touch my butt aka "not front touching" and pretty unenthusiastic at this point. I told her it usually takes me a long time to finish (especially when I'm this turned off) and she didn't really pick up on that cue to start earlier.

I flipped and said we would just stick with the basic hand release. She uses lotion for the massage and for the release. I asked her for more lotion (lotion generally feels weird for me so need more) and she said there was plenty. So no more lotion for me.

She took direction in changing hand speed but then her phone alarm went off very loudly. She kept saying she's "neurodivergent" and there's no clock in the room so she sets her phone alarm. I pointed out the clock IN THE ROOM and she said she neurodivergent so she needs an audible alarm, because she cant see the one on the wall, etc etc. She asked me if I wanted her to turn off the alarm while she was giving me the HJ (YES just do it already don't ask).

Nevertheless, the mood was fully killed off at the point and she then said "management is a stickler for time and will charge you extra if you go over". Then she became frustrated and offered to pleasure herself while I watched (previously on menu) because she didn't want me to leave unsatisfied. I was very happy to leave unsatisfied at this point. I closed up shop at that point, not interested in anything more whatsoever. She actually said i should have let her know it takes me a long time to finish (which i had) but then she meant i should have told her it takes a very long time and she would have changed things up. Omg. Got in the shower, exchanged pleasantries and good bye.

TLDR
Looks: 3-4, if you like tattoos
Massage: 7, wasn't bad
Attitude: 3, friendly, talks too much, shares her experience involving guys (thus eliminating that "special" experience because you are a number)
Service: 2, extra tip required to touch anything, crappy handjob skills, willing to have you stay longer if you don't finish
Repeat NO

yo fuck that, charges extra to touch the front

 

[Olivia.]

yo fuck that, charges extra to touch the front

Yep a waste of time and $

 

[darknight5611]

If you’re going to classic spa the only two choices there are Ashleigh and Natalia
Ashleigh is a great time with a great natural ass and Natalia is no looker at all but she will suck the life out of your cock

ashleigh is a blonde with huge tits, she's pretty chill and liberal, but charges alot for FS, but at least better than that tattooed idiot the OP had to deal with.

 

[charon]

white trash mpas just ain't worth it

 

[karlcox]

Funnily enough, I went to classic spa a few weeks ago for the first time ever and saw Ryan. I like tattoos. She has a lot.

In the room the subject of extras was brought up right away. I told her I don’t like to discuss money as it’s a mood killer. I like things to flow naturally and whatever happens I will tip appropriately for. Every MPA I’ve ever seen that brought up money has always been okay with that and so was Ryan. We talked a lot and had some laughs. I found the session to be pretty sensual. BBBJ and CFS were provided. I found her very attractive but I prefer big fake titties. She had A cups. Would consider seeing her again if I was in the area and she was available, but premier is still my go to.

 

[Gymeatmassagerepeat]

Ryan has to be the worst name for an MPA I’ve ever heard, like what is she my brother in law? Does anyone have any decent experiences to share with other MPAs at Classic? I’m interested in trying Sasha, heard decent things about karolina

 

[Gymeatmassagerepeat]

ashleigh is a blonde with huge tits, she's pretty chill and liberal, but charges alot for FS, but at least better than that tattooed idiot the OP had to deal with.

Ashleigh is great, she’s the only one I’d repeat. I’ve been with her, Valentina, and Sara. Sydney back in the day was alright, good looking but horrible attitude

 

[Step]

Wow, weird reviews. Passing this area quite often, but smth prevented me from visiting this spa all the time.

What is damage/services? Even door fee scheme on website is weird 50 default - 80 premium - 100 VIP for 30 mins looks overpriced, I assume extra tips on top of it for BJ/FS/whatever regardless of door fee rate.
Wtf, how does it work?

 

[Kawailuvr]

They have a new Latina working there by the name of Karolina
Anyone seen her yet any info ?

 

[darknight5611]

150hh just gets you massage and bodyslide, no other tips needed
if u want FS u pay 100 on top
not worth the time and money
rooms are tiny and bed is small and can barely fit against the wall
just spend the 160hh on a agency chick in a nice condo.

 

[Enter-Prize]

Hey everyone,

Was driving through the area and decided to check out Classic Spa. Years ago, I had a great session with Monique.

The walk-in line up was Ryan, Zoe, Valentina. Photos for the latter two are heavily photoshopped and their faces were not MCOT so I went with Ryan. She also seemed the friendliest, gave me a handshake with eye contact. We did 30 min for $150, $50 to the receptionist and $100 in the room for Ryan.

Ryan is tall, relatively slim and covered in tattoos. I thought we might have a fun session. She has a nice smile.

I showered and got undressed, then Ryan came in and got undressed also. She's tall, covered in tattoos and has A cup. She's very friendly but talks a LOT. She told me about how men are visual and women are sensual, all about her work week, how she likes the money, etc. She's 18 months into the industry and previously worked in London at AdultEA groups.

She gave me a light massage with lotion. Back and legs. I asked whether I could touch her fully expecting her to say yes. NO. She then went into her menu, which ranges from "non intimate" touching aka back and butt ($40), to "intimate touching" of the front including boobs and pussy ($50) to "She pleasures herself when she does HJ" ($50) to covered FS to covered Greek. I told her I wasn't interested in Greek and then she goes on about how it feels good for her and blah blah blah. She said judging from the tattoos that she likes a bit of pain with her Greek. Geez. I already said I wasn't going to do her Greek why does she need to try to convince me?? She's doesn't do DATY or BJ at first meet according to her.

To be honest, I was already lost at the $40 tip to touch my butt aka "not front touching" and pretty unenthusiastic at this point. I told her it usually takes me a long time to finish (especially when I'm this turned off) and she didn't really pick up on that cue to start earlier.

I flipped and said we would just stick with the basic hand release. She uses lotion for the massage and for the release. I asked her for more lotion (lotion generally feels weird for me so need more) and she said there was plenty. So no more lotion for me.

She took direction in changing hand speed but then her phone alarm went off very loudly. She kept saying she's "neurodivergent" and there's no clock in the room so she sets her phone alarm. I pointed out the clock IN THE ROOM and she said she neurodivergent so she needs an audible alarm, because she cant see the one on the wall, etc etc. She asked me if I wanted her to turn off the alarm while she was giving me the HJ (YES just do it already don't ask).

Nevertheless, the mood was fully killed off at the point and she then said "management is a stickler for time and will charge you extra if you go over". Then she became frustrated and offered to pleasure herself while I watched (previously on menu) because she didn't want me to leave unsatisfied. I was very happy to leave unsatisfied at this point. I closed up shop at that point, not interested in anything more whatsoever. She actually said i should have let her know it takes me a long time to finish (which i had) but then she meant i should have told her it takes a very long time and she would have changed things up. Omg. Got in the shower, exchanged pleasantries and good bye.

TLDR
Looks: 3-4, if you like tattoos
Massage: 7, wasn't bad
Attitude: 3, friendly, talks too much, shares her experience involving guys (thus eliminating that "special" experience because you are a number)
Service: 2, extra tip required to touch anything, crappy handjob skills, willing to have you stay longer if you don't finish
Repeat NO

Neurodivergent means autistic, if I am not mistaken.

 

[Enter-Prize]

150hh just gets you massage and bodyslide, no other tips needed
if u want FS u pay 100 on top
not worth the time and money
rooms are tiny and bed is small and can barely fit against the wall
just spend the 160hh on a agency chick in a nice condo.

Exactly! Guys gotta do the math.

 

[Gymeatmassagerepeat]

150hh just gets you massage and bodyslide, no other tips needed
if u want FS u pay 100 on top
not worth the time and money
rooms are tiny and bed is small and can barely fit against the wall
just spend the 160hh on a agency chick in a nice condo.

Do you have any recommendations for a good agency? You can PM me

 

[Gymeatmassagerepeat]

They have a new Latina working there by the name of Karolina
Anyone seen her yet any info ?

I haven’t seen her but I’ve been told she’s good, I might check her out soon

 

[Gymeatmassagerepeat]

Wow, weird reviews. Passing this area quite often, but smth prevented me from visiting this spa all the time.

What is damage/services? Even door fee scheme on website is weird 50 default - 80 premium - 100 VIP for 30 mins looks overpriced, I assume extra tips on top of it for BJ/FS/whatever regardless of door fee rate.
Wtf, how does it work?

All the extra “vip” “premium” fees is all bullshit. You just pay $50 at the door then discuss what you wanna do with the girl in the room and she’ll give you a price. It should be $150 for fs so $200 total if you want fs